Author Topic: Simon Cowell's new face  (Read 38158 times)

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #690 on: October 20, 2019, 03:56:54 PM »
Cybernetic cunt valve

I'm seeing them at infest!

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #691 on: October 20, 2019, 05:16:05 PM »
he did a really nice pout on xfactor celebs last night

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #692 on: October 20, 2019, 05:32:45 PM »
he did a really nice pout on xfactor celebs last night

That was just after he came back from the bogs having had a quick go on the hyaluronic acid, wasn't it?

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #693 on: October 20, 2019, 05:51:53 PM »
All this is just a veneer, he's in his 60's and on the tabs and booze, his insides must be crumbling away.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #694 on: October 20, 2019, 09:47:12 PM »
He looks like a 13-year-old deviantart user's drawing of a cool dude

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #695 on: October 20, 2019, 10:52:30 PM »
He looks like a 13-year-old deviantart user's drawing of a cool dude

Google “[your first name] the hedgehog” and you’ll find tons of this.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #696 on: October 21, 2019, 11:11:19 AM »
That t-shirt looks like it cost £10 for a pack of three from Asda. Two washes and the neck goes to shit. I think he picked up the jeans while he was there, along with 200 Silk Cut, then nipped across the carpark to Shoezone.

Somewhere in his kitchen there's a big Sports Direct mug full of half-empty disposable lighters.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #697 on: October 21, 2019, 02:09:00 PM »
Imagine putting that much money, effort and stock in looking that shit.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #698 on: October 21, 2019, 02:11:08 PM »
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I mean, look at his shoes. For fuck's sake.

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Jeans and sheux.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #699 on: October 21, 2019, 08:16:28 PM »
That t-shirt looks like it cost £10 for a pack of three from Asda. Two washes and the neck goes to shit. I think he picked up the jeans while he was there, along with 200 Silk Cut, then nipped across the carpark to Shoezone.

Somewhere in his kitchen there's a big Sports Direct mug full of half-empty disposable lighters.

The irony is that the t shirt is probably a 200 quid Armani one.

Is his head getting bigger? It looks fucking massive.
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #700 on: October 22, 2019, 07:55:10 AM »
That t-shirt looks like it cost £10 for a pack of three from Asda. Two washes and the neck goes to shit.

It should have brown gravy stains down it (School gravy) (Old school gravy)

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #701 on: November 12, 2019, 09:11:06 PM »

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #703 on: November 12, 2019, 09:18:14 PM »
I have always suspected Cowell is not real

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #704 on: November 12, 2019, 09:24:06 PM »
His face looks like it's made of scrotum.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #706 on: November 12, 2019, 09:38:03 PM »
Why have they exhumed Dale Winton?

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #707 on: November 12, 2019, 09:41:33 PM »
Is he made of wax?

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #708 on: November 13, 2019, 08:43:55 AM »

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #709 on: November 13, 2019, 08:51:13 AM »

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #710 on: November 13, 2019, 09:45:15 AM »
He looks like he's wearing somebody else's face.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #711 on: November 13, 2019, 09:49:26 AM »
Pure Leatherface. The X-Factor Chainsaw Massacre. Who will survive... and what will be left of their face?

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #712 on: November 13, 2019, 10:58:42 AM »
He's starting to show his true form

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #713 on: November 13, 2019, 11:15:37 AM »
He's starting to show his true form

Indeed.  The metamorphosis is almost complete.  He'll be waxing lyrical about insect politics by this time tomorrow.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #714 on: November 13, 2019, 11:19:41 AM »
When you're sixty and look worse than Mark E Smith did at that age it's time to ask for a refund from the plastics factory that did this to you.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #715 on: November 13, 2019, 11:42:51 AM »




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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #716 on: November 13, 2019, 01:52:52 PM »

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #717 on: November 13, 2019, 05:33:57 PM »

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #718 on: November 13, 2019, 09:28:11 PM »

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #719 on: November 14, 2019, 03:55:39 PM »
Oh god limmys reply hahaha

https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1194343449950130181?s=19

I wonder if Cowell is aware of Limmy's righteous vendetta against his face. I wish they'd get involved in a Twitter war, it's all a bit one sided so far.

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