Simon Cowell's new face

[Sebastian Cobb]

Cybernetic cunt valve

I'm seeing them at infest!

[The Lion King]

he did a really nice pout on xfactor celebs last night

[NJ Uncut]

he did a really nice pout on xfactor celebs last night

That was just after he came back from the bogs having had a quick go on the hyaluronic acid, wasn't it?

[Sebastian Cobb]

All this is just a veneer, he's in his 60's and on the tabs and booze, his insides must be crumbling away.

[idunnosomename]

He looks like a 13-year-old deviantart user's drawing of a cool dude

[Ferris]

He looks like a 13-year-old deviantart user's drawing of a cool dude

Google "[your first name] the hedgehog" and you'll find tons of this.

[poodlefaker]

That t-shirt looks like it cost £10 for a pack of three from Asda. Two washes and the neck goes to shit. I think he picked up the jeans while he was there, along with 200 Silk Cut, then nipped across the carpark to Shoezone.

Somewhere in his kitchen there's a big Sports Direct mug full of half-empty disposable lighters.

[Cardenio I]

Imagine putting that much money, effort and stock in looking that shit.

[gilbertharding]

Cybernetic cunt valve

I mean, look at his shoes. For fuck's sake.

Sheux.

Jeans and sheux.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

That t-shirt looks like it cost £10 for a pack of three from Asda. Two washes and the neck goes to shit. I think he picked up the jeans while he was there, along with 200 Silk Cut, then nipped across the carpark to Shoezone.

Somewhere in his kitchen there's a big Sports Direct mug full of half-empty disposable lighters.

The irony is that the t shirt is probably a 200 quid Armani one.

Is his head getting bigger? It looks fucking massive.

[steve98]

That t-shirt looks like it cost £10 for a pack of three from Asda. Two washes and the neck goes to shit.

It should have brown gravy stains down it (School gravy) (Old school gravy)

[Butchers Blind]

https://twitter.com/NeilOwenMusic/status/1194335319593648132?s=09

Fuuuuccckk!!!

[imitationleather]

https://twitter.com/NeilOwenMusic/status/1194335319593648132?s=09

Fuuuuccckk!!!

Is... That real?

[BlodwynPig]

I have always suspected Cowell is not real

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

His face looks like it's made of scrotum.

[Glebe]

https://twitter.com/NeilOwenMusic/status/1194335319593648132?s=09

Fuuuuccckk!!!

Dot Cotton has let herself go.

[Captain Z]

Why have they exhumed Dale Winton?

[Kryton]

Is he made of wax?

[idunnosomename]

Oh god limmys reply hahaha

https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1194343449950130181?s=19

[Glebe]

[Cardenio I]

He looks like he's wearing somebody else's face.

[Old Gold Tooth]

Pure Leatherface. The X-Factor Chainsaw Massacre. Who will survive... and what will be left of their face?

[Butchers Blind]

He's starting to show his true form

[Jim Bob]

He's starting to show his true form

Indeed.  The metamorphosis is almost complete.  He'll be waxing lyrical about insect politics by this time tomorrow.

[imitationleather]

When you're sixty and look worse than Mark E Smith did at that age it's time to ask for a refund from the plastics factory that did this to you.

[Glebe]

"You see what I have to work with here!"

[Cardenio I]

[Piggyoioi]

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Oh god limmys reply hahaha

https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/1194343449950130181?s=19

I wonder if Cowell is aware of Limmy's righteous vendetta against his face. I wish they'd get involved in a Twitter war, it's all a bit one sided so far.