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Simon Cowell's new face

Started by Nowhere Man, January 19, 2019, 12:31:51 PM

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Pinball

Something a little discordant here:

"Simon is obviously upset...  He's never been in this game for recognition".

Sure thing, Simon.



Hand Solo

Quote from: Pinball on January 07, 2020, 02:35:19 PM
"Simon is obviously upset...  He's never been in this game for recognition".

That rings true, considering the state of his face.

idunnosomename

Quote from: Default to the negative on January 07, 2020, 02:28:48 PM
With Simon Cowell's money, he must be able to afford the best plastic surgeons available. So it's not an amateur botched job. This new face must be something he specifically asked for. Because he thinks it looks good? He'll never get that CBE now.




fuckit. Again!


DrGreggles

Saw that advert on the cinema screen today.

'kin 'ell...

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: DrGreggles on January 07, 2020, 10:56:10 PM
Saw that advert on the cinema screen today.

'kin 'ell...

That's where I saw it too.

It's more unsettling than the one I mentioned in the cab men thread the other day, as horrific as that one is.

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on January 04, 2020, 08:30:46 PM
I hate the Barclays Springboard mortgage advert. The one with the woman wandering into her gaff saying 'Do you know what success sounds like? This, it's not having to sneak past your parents' room at 33. Mum and Dad have done their bit.'.

It feels a bit like those army adverts that are obviously made by the army and would only ever appeal to people already in the army. But for middle class mum and dads that are obviously going to lamp down the deposit of anyone taking out this mortgage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQBIE-dL7Sk

It just has a nasty propaganda feel to it imo.

druss

I sometimes struggle in January but the advice here has been keeping me going:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slj0qys60FA

Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on July 09, 2019, 05:30:14 PM
If you think he looks silly now, imagine what the hopeless cunt will look like when he's 70. As the aging process kicks in, the frequency of the plastic surgery will increase. I'm genuinely excited for the future of his face. Go for it Simon, you big fucking freak!

I'm sure Limmy is reading this thread and getting stuff from it. I done that post in July last year, and he decided to run with it. Coincidence?


Golden E. Pump

Wrong way down a one way face.

Ferris

Quote from: Twit 2 on January 06, 2020, 10:16:17 PM
He looks like a hostage forced into lying about their living conditions.

Laughed

Spoon of Ploff

Quote from: Twit 2 on January 06, 2020, 10:16:17 PM
He looks like a hostage forced into lying about their living conditions.

The hostage takers were going to rough him up a bit first by punching him in the face a few times, but they just didn't know where to start.

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on January 10, 2020, 08:37:15 AM
The hostage takers were going to rough him up a bit first by punching him in the face a few times, but they just didn't know where to start.

Negotiator choking on own bile: "Oh jesus christ what have you done to him you maniacs?"
Kidnappers shrug. "Haven't touched him yet."





Cuellar

His head looks massive. As his body withers, all the plastic in his face will keep his head the same size. He's going to look like a goddamn Grogg


Sebastian Cobb


imitationleather

It's the face of pure pleasure.

Quote from: imitationleather on January 24, 2020, 11:26:09 AM
It's the face of pure pleasure.

Soon I'll be showing you my ahhh face
Soon I'll be showing you my ohhh face

bgmnts

For some bizarre reason I instantly thought of the weird Xenomorph Human hybrid in Alien Resurrection, the one Ripley flushes out the tiny hole into space.

Jim Bob

Quote from: bgmnts on January 24, 2020, 12:30:41 PM
For some bizarre reason I instantly thought of the weird Xenomorph Human hybrid in Alien Resurrection, the one Ripley flushes out the tiny hole into space.




Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Predictions for when X Factor will get cancelled this decade? It can't go on another 10 years can it? I'm saying 2023 at the latest.


Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

Quote from: idunnosomename on January 06, 2020, 11:39:40 PM
yes, all the great acts we treasure. like.


...


hahaha look at the cunts face it's like underneath a cuttlefish

i'm on the fucking floor XD XD XD

Glebe



Ferris


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

I wonder what his penis and testicles look like

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on January 26, 2020, 04:23:15 AM
I wonder what his penis and testicles look like
WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND