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Simon Cowell's new face

Started by Nowhere Man, January 19, 2019, 12:31:51 PM

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Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Quote from: Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse on January 27, 2020, 12:00:33 AM
WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND

Stare too long into Simon Cowell's balls, and Simon Cowell's balls stare back at you.

idunnosomename


Blumf

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on January 26, 2020, 04:23:15 AM
I wonder what his penis and testicles look like

Perfectly smooth, like an Anadin and two M&Ms

Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse

Quote from: Blumf on January 27, 2020, 12:58:08 AM
Perfectly smooth, like an Anadin and two M&Ms
and now i need fire

Elderly Sumo Prophecy



Poirots BigGarlickyCorpse



Elderly Sumo Prophecy


Bobtoo

Quote from: Blumf on January 27, 2020, 12:58:08 AM
Perfectly smooth, like an Anadin and two M&Ms

Does his penis have a line across the middle so you can break it if you only want half? Do his testicles have Ms on them?

timebug

Don't watch anything with the tosser in, but I saw an ad for something a few days ago with him in; what's with the balloon like inflated moon face? Is this meant to be a triumph of modern plastic surgery, or has the bloke's ego overtaken his arse????

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

Simon Cowell as mummified prehistoric bodies: a series









Cursus

The real life ones are more terrifying than anything I can imagine:



Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Even Hollywood stars don't have teeth like that. He's basically gone into a dentist and said, "Make me look like a cunt". There's no attempt to make them look even slightly like they might have grown in his head naturally.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Cursus on January 27, 2020, 09:04:07 PM
The real life ones are more terrifying than anything I can imagine:




idunnosomename

I need your clothes, your boots and your FACE



Glebe


idunnosomename

the Tic Tacs he's had put in his gums look good though

Ferris

Quote from: Cursus on January 27, 2020, 09:04:07 PM
The real life ones are more terrifying than anything I can imagine:



Good christ almighty

Space ghost

Quote from: Cursus on January 27, 2020, 09:04:07 PM
The real life ones are more terrifying than anything I can imagine:




Gentleman



bgmnts

Honest to god first thing I thought of was the Butterball cenobite from Hellraiser.



His front four teeth are literally squares

Mobius

I saw Simon on an advert on an American channel hawking a credit card or some shit, and he really does look like this all the time now. First time I've seen him outside of this thread... real fucking weird.