Simon Cowell's new face

[Ferris]

The real life ones are more terrifying than anything I can imagine:

Some image consultant somewhere has obviously said "listen Simon your coupon is absolutely blootered mate - make sure you avoid small sunglasses so you don't look like 2 raisins dropped in a toilet, actually wear the most massive sunglasses you can find and that'll probably be alright".

And he's followed that expensive advice, and this is how he's ended up; a sad combination of Muttley from Wacky Races and Doctor Robotnik.

[Brian Freeze]

He looks happy though, got to give him that.

[Alberon]

The real life ones are more terrifying than anything I can imagine:

Weekend at Bernie's reboot cancelled for being too freaky.

[DrGreggles]

He looks happy though, got to give him that.

[Johnny Yesno]

Some image consultant somewhere has obviously said "listen Simon your coupon is absolutely blootered mate - make sure you avoid small sunglasses so you don't look like 2 raisins dropped in a toilet, actually wear the most massive sunglasses you can find and that'll probably be alright".

'Oh, and it probably goes without saying, but make sure the lenses are the same size.'

[Sebastian Cobb]

I saw Simon on an advert on an American channel hawking a credit card or some shit, and he really does look like this all the time now. First time I've seen him outside of this thread... real fucking weird.

His half-arsed delivery of the lines don't really dispel the 'has had a stroke?' vibes.

[Cardenio I]

To be fair to his surgeon, you can hardly see where Kobe Bryant's helicopter smashed into his tectonic fucking moonhead.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

By a strange coincidence, this also the face he makes when he cums.

[Blumf]

Listen to this whilst looking at the picture.

[Glebe]

It's like some kind of Beano character or summit.

[idunnosomename]

[Glebe]

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

[poodlefaker]

C&B 2028: David Walliams' new face.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Walliams kind of needs it, he looks like he's still got his baby teeth. Geezer should get himself some nice white Simo gnashers installed.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

[sick as a pike]

[idunnosomename]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Jim Bob]

[Glebe]

WIN.

[Cursus]

[gib]

laughed

[Glebe]

[flotemysost]

Simon Cowell CANCELS Britain's Got Talent 2020 after magic trick horrifically backfires www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1240941/Simon-Cowell-cancels-cancelled-Britains-got-talent-2020-magic-trick-backfires-itv-video

a complicated magic trick which could have left a man in hospital, quickly descended into horror when the illusion went wrong

A source told The Metro: "It was horrible. David looked absolutely mortified as Simon started trying to signal producers to stop production and a medic was called in."

They're just talking about his face again aren't they?

[Old Gold Tooth]

They're just talking about his face again aren't they?

A magic trick where it's definitely not all done with mirrors.

[DrGreggles]

"Simon started trying to signal the plastic surgeon to stop production and a medic was called in."

But it was too late...

[Twit 2]

love this cunt's stupid fucking face

[druss]

This set of auditions has also seen an Ariana Grande-loving, Voldemort drag queen viral sensation perform in front of the audience, as well as a penis painter named Pricasso.