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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #840 on: February 12, 2020, 11:05:14 PM »
^ I'd like to think these were his respective reactions to both acts.

I mean, within his now somewhat limited range.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #841 on: February 13, 2020, 12:21:38 PM »
Lovely teeth there, Simes. They look amazing.







Shame about the rest of your head you silly old cunt lol





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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #842 on: February 13, 2020, 12:25:01 PM »



Simon Co-well



Simon Co-not well

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #843 on: February 13, 2020, 12:38:55 PM »


Simon Cowell stars in The Terminator.




Simon Cowell returns in Terminator 3.



Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #844 on: February 13, 2020, 12:51:33 PM »
Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse...



But it comes with a free Frogurt!



The Frogurt is also cursed.



But you get your choice of topping!



The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.



That's bad.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #845 on: February 13, 2020, 04:55:37 PM »


I'm an adult, a grown man, so I don't know why I'm pissing myself at this nonsense.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #846 on: February 13, 2020, 05:18:33 PM »
Is Simon Cowell King of CaB, or is it Cheeky Ron?

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #847 on: February 13, 2020, 06:52:01 PM »
Cowell discovers CaB:






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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #848 on: February 13, 2020, 07:00:17 PM »


Only just seen this, thanks for nearly killing myself laughing.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #849 on: February 13, 2020, 07:57:11 PM »

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #850 on: February 13, 2020, 08:05:01 PM »

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #852 on: February 13, 2020, 09:07:05 PM »

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #853 on: February 13, 2020, 09:12:46 PM »

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #854 on: February 28, 2020, 10:44:04 AM »
Merry weekend!

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #855 on: February 28, 2020, 10:51:24 AM »
It's the look in the eyes, like he can almost understand.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #856 on: February 28, 2020, 11:00:03 AM »
Nigel Kennedy has really let himself go.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #857 on: February 28, 2020, 11:00:44 AM »
Cowell Pie


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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #858 on: February 28, 2020, 11:05:15 AM »
Beautiful

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #859 on: February 28, 2020, 11:08:32 AM »
Laughed.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #860 on: February 28, 2020, 11:40:01 AM »
Phenomenal work. This whole thread needs an award.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #861 on: February 29, 2020, 01:16:30 PM »
Simon Cowell partners with HCG on new children's series https://www.thebookseller.com/news/simon-cowell-partners-hcg-new-childrens-series-1192833

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The series centres on a group of “magical and unusual” creatures, invented by Cowell... that combine two different species to form hybrid animals with distinct characteristics.

So, a memoir.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #862 on: February 29, 2020, 01:23:06 PM »

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #863 on: February 29, 2020, 01:27:35 PM »
Gosh. He always seems to sum up how I am feeling right now.

I know emoticons are frowned upon on here but it'd be ace to have a comprehensive set of Cowell smilies.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #864 on: February 29, 2020, 01:43:03 PM »
That's not him, it's one of his cyborg clones, he sends them out as a decoy against surgeon snipers, who shoot Cowell in the face so he has to have more surgeries done.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #865 on: February 29, 2020, 04:19:36 PM »


You’ve seen that film Moon with that Sam Rockwell fella in right? Y’know when the clone starts to go all beyond it’s use by date right? That’s what’s going on here. One got out and is heading to the press to expose the operation.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #866 on: March 01, 2020, 02:18:51 PM »
I have undertaken a detailed analysis of his jeans topography. My results suggest that within the trousers there are revolving bamboo 'legs' set into gimbals on top of his 'feet'. As these revolve, powered, perhaps by a methylated spirit Stirling engine deep within his torso, they produce the unnatural trouser twist we can observe. The engine is also the cause of his slight groin darkening, through excess carbon deposits.
Additionally, his shoes look like a brace of depressed beaks.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #867 on: March 01, 2020, 02:36:38 PM »
Must get terrible fraying on the back of those jeans. They look like they're almost riding over the heel, so he's scraping them all over the pavement.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #868 on: March 01, 2020, 03:03:15 PM »
You'd think with all the money he's made from exploiting people, he'd buy jeans that fit and weren't from 15 years ago.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #869 on: March 01, 2020, 03:07:44 PM »


Hmm. You can see the manhole cover reflected in the car door but where is Cowell's reflection, eh? There I was thinking he was doing an 'Ooh! Matron!' face but actually, he must be retracting his fangs.

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