Author Topic: Simon Cowell's new face  (Read 40478 times)

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #840 on: February 12, 2020, 11:05:14 PM »
^ I'd like to think these were his respective reactions to both acts.

I mean, within his now somewhat limited range.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #841 on: February 13, 2020, 12:21:38 PM »
Lovely teeth there, Simes. They look amazing.







Shame about the rest of your head you silly old cunt lol





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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #842 on: February 13, 2020, 12:25:01 PM »



Simon Co-well



Simon Co-not well

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #843 on: February 13, 2020, 12:38:55 PM »


Simon Cowell stars in The Terminator.




Simon Cowell returns in Terminator 3.



Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #844 on: February 13, 2020, 12:51:33 PM »
Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse...



But it comes with a free Frogurt!



The Frogurt is also cursed.



But you get your choice of topping!



The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.



That's bad.

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #845 on: February 13, 2020, 04:55:37 PM »


I'm an adult, a grown man, so I don't know why I'm pissing myself at this nonsense.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #846 on: February 13, 2020, 05:18:33 PM »
Is Simon Cowell King of CaB, or is it Cheeky Ron?

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #847 on: February 13, 2020, 06:52:01 PM »
Cowell discovers CaB:






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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #848 on: February 13, 2020, 07:00:17 PM »


Only just seen this, thanks for nearly killing myself laughing.

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #849 on: February 13, 2020, 07:57:11 PM »

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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #850 on: February 13, 2020, 08:05:01 PM »

Re: Simon Cowell's new face
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Re: Simon Cowell's new face
« Reply #852 on: February 13, 2020, 09:07:05 PM »

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