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Simon Cowell's new face

Started by Nowhere Man, January 19, 2019, 12:31:51 PM

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Elderly Sumo Prophecy

That's what I want to find out. They may have had to prise that face into a smile in order to take the photograph. I'd like to see it move of its own volition.

Mister Six

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on January 21, 2019, 02:08:02 AM
That's what I want to find out. They may have had to prise that face into a smile in order to take the photograph. I'd like to see it move of its own volition.



Glebe

Quote from: Nowhere Man on January 19, 2019, 12:31:51 PM

Noel Fielding has let himself go am I really the first one to think of Noel Fielding?

Buelligan

No, we're all thinking of that.  Secretly, like a gang of jealous badgers.

Anyway, I want to know what they do with all the old celebrity teeth.  Do they sell them on?  How do they convince people to have the plastic beaks fitted?  Are teeth the new double glazing?  So many questions.


biggytitbo


paruses

Quote from: Glebe on January 21, 2019, 05:42:24 AM
Noel Fielding has let himself go am I really the first one to think of Noel Fielding?

No - I had to search to page 3 to find out that Brian Freeze but not Mrs Freeze also agree. Am surprised no-one else has pointed it out.

samadriel


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Quote from: Buelligan on January 21, 2019, 06:03:38 AM
No, we're all thinking of that.  Secretly, like a gang of jealous badgers.

Anyway, I want to know what they do with all the old celebrity teeth.  Do they sell them on?  How do they convince people to have the plastic beaks fitted?  Are teeth the new double glazing?  So many questions.

I think he's got veneers, so the original teeth are still there underneath, they just have porcelain caps over the top of them.

touchingcloth

He looks like a waxwork whose face has been subjected to monthly injections with the semen of the person it represents.

Bently Sheds

#100
Add me to the "Reminded of Noel Fielding" group.


phantom_power

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on January 21, 2019, 08:54:45 AM
I think he's got veneers, so the original teeth are still there underneath, they just have porcelain caps over the top of them.

Don't they file your real teeth down or something when they put veneers on? Otherwise you would like like a vicar in a 1970s sitcom

Blumf


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Quote from: phantom_power on January 21, 2019, 11:56:53 AM
Don't they file your real teeth down or something when they put veneers on? Otherwise you would like like a vicar in a 1970s sitcom

Yes they do, so underneath the veneers there's still some small, off white pegs there. A bit like Shane McGowan in the early stages of his tooth dissolving act.

BlodwynPig


Glebe

#106
Quote from: paruses on January 21, 2019, 08:25:12 AMNo - I had to search to page 3 to find out that Brian Freeze but not Mrs Freeze also agree. Am surprised no-one else has pointed it out.

Ah fuck, missed that. Oh well. I was hoping I had a special unique 'sixth-sense' for comparing Weird New Simon Cowell with Fielding.

[FAKE EDIT]

He looks like Gareth 'Blake from Blake's 7' Thomas here... or John Challis if he shaved his moustache off and put on weight... or a young Alan Sugar etc.:


phantom_power

Looks like he's had some bad Botox shit go down

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Glebe on January 21, 2019, 12:45:52 PM
Ah fuck, missed that. Oh well. I was hoping I had a special unique 'sixth-sense' for comparing Weird New Simon Cowell with Fielding.

[FAKE EDIT]

He looks like Gareth 'Blake from Blake's 7' Thomas here... or John Challis if he shaved his moustache off and put on weight... or a young Alan Sugar etc.:





Sebastian Cobb

[tag]sadness in his eyes[/tag]

Soup Dogg


kalowski

God this thread has made me laugh.

biggytitbo






Paul Calf


kalowski