Simon Cowell's new face

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

You could do him as the Japanese robot from Robocop 3 that gets a creepy sneer on it's face when it gets damaged.

[idunnosomename]

Jetpack cowell

[idunnosomename]

Id prefer him falling out a skyscraper with really long arms tbh

[idunnosomename]

Id do that myself but im a wetherspoons now.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Have we had the Total Recall "two weeks" Arnie-lady yet?

[Blumf]

For Your Eyes Only

Spoiler alert

It's a Mini with the same paint job as Bond's Lotus in that film. No, I don't know why

[close]

[idunnosomename]

Have we had the Total Recall "two weeks" Arnie-lady yet?

is he going to be the exploding mask or the arnie underneath?

maybe just give him three tits and be done with it

[Dex Sawash]

Can someone do that lady putting the cat in a bin only the cat is that dog, the old lady is Ron's wife and the bin is Simon's face and the bin opens like a Canadian's head from South Park opens when they talk?
Not too much teal and orange, please.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

You could do him as the Japanese robot from Robocop 3 that gets a creepy sneer on it's face when it gets damaged.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

is he going to be the exploding mask or the arnie underneath?

maybe just give him three tits and be done with it

You know that bit from Scum where Davis gets bummed in the greenhouse? That, but with Simon Cowell's face.

[idunnosomename]

PART MAN

PART JOKE

ALL TWAT


COWELLCOP

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Have we had the Total Recall "two weeks" Arnie-lady yet?

Not quite.

[idunnosomename]

oh jesus i missed those. beautiful work

[idunnosomename]

i actually missed a shitload of gold on that page and ive now shit myself in glee.

[Hand Solo]

Simon Cowell is back, in dog form!

[Cold Meat Platter]

Not quite.

Fantastic mate. Appreciate your work.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Simon Cowell is back, in dog form!

[Bazooka]

Hi this is Simon Cowell here using this hunk users account, I just want to say, I don't like these pictures,....................I Love Them! 110% Yes from me.

[Hand Solo]

[ersatz99]

Cowell considered for Da Funk reshoot.

[samadriel]

Cowell considered for Da Funk reshoot.

Cowell rejected for "Wynona' s Big Brown Beaver" reshoot - "too plastic" says Claypool.

[Cursus]

Apparently, Britain's Got Talent returned to out screens this evening:

[Sebastian Cobb]

Apparently, Britain's Got Talent returned to out screens this evening:

Eugene Levy's let himself go

[Old Gold Tooth]

State of that. Button your shirt up Mr. Cowell, it's visiting day.

[Alberon]

Apparently, Britain's Got Talent returned to out screens this evening:

[Ferris]

Eugene Levy's let himself go

A mugshot of a nonce from the '70s has let itself go

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Shit-faced cunt

[idunnosomename]

fucking hell hes basically nude. pervert

[DrGreggles]

[Ferris]

^outstanding