Simon Cowell's new face

[BlodwynPig]

Shut that door!

[Beep Cleep Chimney]

Christ, Jerzy.  That's the hardest I've laughed at anything in ages.  Superb. 

[Butchers Blind]

Shit, looks like Simon's got AIDS.

[Mr_Simnock]

He looked at complete mess on that M&S add, he has aged quite a lot in the last year.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

I know it's via webcam there, but I've noticed in other recent pictures too that his skin is permanently red, especially around the neck area. Sunburn? High blood pressure? Grave?

[kalowski]

[rack and peanut]

Have we had this one yet? A bit too obvious?

[Sebastian Cobb]

I know it's via webcam there, but I've noticed in other recent pictures too that his skin is permanently red, especially around the neck area. Sunburn? High blood pressure? Grave?

Probably because he continutally wears v necks and can't button a shirt.

[idunnosomename]

[Twit 2]

Nightmares.

[Ferris]

sadness behind the eyes.

almost as if he understands.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

They've pulled his forehead skin too low down. There's a skin overhang just below the cunt's left eyebrow.

[idunnosomename]

i dont care for this

[Jerzy Bondov]

NO DOCTOR I WILL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH. HIT ME AGAIN


Better

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

NO DOCTOR I WILL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH. HIT ME AGAIN


Better

I love you.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

[kalowski]

Better

Benedict Cumberbatch has let himself go.

[Cuntbeaks]

NO DOCTOR I WILL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH. HIT ME AGAIN


Better

You win the internet for today.

[Cursus]

[BlodwynPig]

NO DOCTOR I WILL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH. HIT ME AGAIN


Better

That's what happened to the Deliverance banjo kid

[Hand Solo]

https://talentrecap.com/how-simon-cowell-and-mel-bs-affair-rumors-affected-his-girlfriend-lauren-silverman/

So he's *still* paying hacks to pretend he's straight, then?

Priorities.

[Blumf]

"Careful! Careful!! CAREFUL!!! STOP! You're going to snap the skin straps!!"

"Now look what you've done!"

[Jerzy Bondov]

[alan nagsworth]

hahahaha

[Dr Trouser]

[Cursus]

Brilliant work, Jerzy.

[Mr Farenheit]

[Jim Bob]

[druss]

Just watched a recent video of Cowell and feel uneasy, like how I imagine one would feel after watching a beheading video.

[Golden E. Pump]

Pictured is what they've placed in a grave marked 'Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou' whilst the corpse itself masquerades by plain light as Simon Cowell, music mogul and professional git.