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May’s agreement
4 (4.6%)
No deal
12 (13.8%)
General election
9 (10.3%)
Cancel A50
44 (50.6%)
Vandalising my cock and balls
7 (8%)
Syndicating every boat I row
1 (1.1%)
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up:  yum.
7 (8%)
Wearing a test tube over my knob and wanking the test tube with a tea cloth
3 (3.4%)

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Re: BREXIT GOES BACK AND FIFTH
« Reply #60 on: January 21, 2019, 03:43:50 PM »
"May expected to promise 'she will consider how we might meet our obligations to the people of Northern Ireland and Ireland in a way that can command the greatest possible support in the House, and then take these conclusions of these discussions back to the EU'"

Why the fuck are they waiting until now to do this?

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Re: BREXIT GOES BACK AND FIFTH
« Reply #61 on: January 21, 2019, 03:44:42 PM »
Is she talking now as if her deal has passed? Has she gone mad?

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« Reply #62 on: January 21, 2019, 03:45:22 PM »
"As the negotiations progress..."

THE EU HAS SAID THAT THE NEGOTIATIONS ARE OVER. 10 WEEKS, TERRI. PULL YOUR FUCKING FINGER OUT OF YOUR ARSE.

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« Reply #63 on: January 21, 2019, 03:46:59 PM »
How could you sit in the HoP now without shrieking "YOU MENDACIOUS FUCKING LIAR. HOW CAN YOU STAND THERE AND PUMP OUT THIS SHIT?"

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« Reply #64 on: January 21, 2019, 03:48:03 PM »
Or just rugby-tackling her to the ground and stilling her with the Mace.   Most sane people would.

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Re: BREXIT GOES BACK AND FIFTH
« Reply #65 on: January 21, 2019, 03:49:13 PM »
Exactly the same thing she said the last half dozen times then.

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Re: BREXIT GOES BACK AND FIFTH
« Reply #66 on: January 21, 2019, 03:50:34 PM »
Corbyn goooooooood.

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Re: BREXIT GOES BACK AND FIFTH
« Reply #67 on: January 21, 2019, 03:51:02 PM »
Who needs a sentence when a picture will do:



The older one gets, the more dirty one becomes.

Re: BREXIT GOES BACK AND FIFTH
« Reply #68 on: January 21, 2019, 03:54:56 PM »
i think brexits good now.

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Re: BREXIT GOES BACK AND FIFTH
« Reply #69 on: January 21, 2019, 03:57:02 PM »
May's fibbing when she says there are only 2 ways to ensure no deal - a deal or revoking article 50. Delaying article 50, and amending the withdrawal act is an option too isnt it?

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« Reply #70 on: January 21, 2019, 03:58:24 PM »
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He says Labour will set out plans for a customs union with the EU, a strong single market deal, and no race to the bottom on workers’ rights.

Labour will also back amendments ruling out a no-deal Brexit. And it will consider the case for a people’s vote, he says.

Cool.

Re: BREXIT GOES BACK AND FIFTH
« Reply #71 on: January 21, 2019, 03:58:27 PM »
Haven’t read the previous four threads so could someone sum up the issues in a sentence, alright nice one cheers

Everything is fucked.

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« Reply #72 on: January 21, 2019, 03:59:38 PM »
May's fibbing when she says there are only 2 ways to ensure no deal - a deal or revoking article 50. Delaying article 50, and amending the withdrawal act is an option too isnt it?

It is, but I'm not sure whether that'd be possible. You'd need parliamentary and EU approval.

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Re: BREXIT GOES BACK AND FIFTH
« Reply #73 on: January 21, 2019, 04:07:59 PM »
That's the only way you get another referendum and probably election too.

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« Reply #74 on: January 21, 2019, 04:12:22 PM »

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« Reply #75 on: January 21, 2019, 04:13:45 PM »
It is, but I'm not sure whether that'd be possible. You'd need parliamentary and EU approval.

Yes. The problem with extending is that it will take us into the new European parliament meaning that a large proportion of what's agreed thus far is null and void as we'll be on the hook for another round of funding, we'd have to elect new MEPs, agree to sequencing, be involved in policy decisions and votes, etc.

But the most important aspect is that the EU won't want to agree to extend if there's nothing new on the horizon. An article 50 extension isn't going to fix the deadlock in our parliament.

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« Reply #76 on: January 21, 2019, 04:13:52 PM »
By the way, this is Legend Terri's consolation prize:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comprehensive_and_Progressive_Agreement_for_Trans-Pacific_Partnership

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a trade agreement between Australia, Brunei, Canada, Chile, Japan, Malaysia, Mexico, New Zealand, Peru, Singapore, and Vietnam

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Re: BREXIT GOES BACK AND FIFTH
« Reply #77 on: January 21, 2019, 04:14:16 PM »
She's on another fucking planet. She really is.

She is still, still, utterly committed to forcing her deal through anyway she can with nothing more than a few cosmetic changes at most.

The only sanity in all this is if her real plan is to allow Parliament to take over, negotiate a soft brexit which she is 'forced' to accept. She'll complain publicly, but the Tories won't split in two.

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« Reply #78 on: January 21, 2019, 04:36:04 PM »
Or just rugby-tackling her to the ground and stilling her with the Mace.   Most sane people would.

Is this the so-called kinder and gentler politics of Corbynistas? #FBPE #JC4P45 #IAAC

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Re: BREXIT GOES BACK AND FIFTH
« Reply #79 on: January 21, 2019, 04:39:02 PM »
Yes. The problem with extending is that it will take us into the new European parliament meaning that a large proportion of what's agreed thus far is null and void as we'll be on the hook for another round of funding, we'd have to elect new MEPs, agree to sequencing, be involved in policy decisions and votes, etc.

But the most important aspect is that the EU won't want to agree to extend if there's nothing new on the horizon. An article 50 extension isn't going to fix the deadlock in our parliament.

Theyd onpy delay for a referendum or GE, both of which she has ruled out. Maybe for a change of PM at a push?

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« Reply #80 on: January 21, 2019, 04:45:25 PM »
Is this the so-called kinder and gentler politics of Corbynistas? #FBPE #JC4P45 #IAAC

It is kinder, yes.

For the many, not the few.

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« Reply #81 on: January 21, 2019, 04:52:14 PM »
Theyd onpy delay for a referendum or GE, both of which she has ruled out. Maybe for a change of PM at a push?

They don’t want to stain any of the replacement leaders with Brexit though.  Their only hope would be to put another obvious shittackle in, who may as well be a shop mannequin with BREXIT COCK bolted onto its arse.

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« Reply #82 on: January 21, 2019, 04:53:31 PM »
I think we could still push her, it's awfully high up here.  Just put them in branded aprons or something.

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« Reply #83 on: January 21, 2019, 04:56:40 PM »
Yvette Cooper just skewered May on asking why she will not let parliament vote on her red lines?

Very good question, why are the red lines that she has chosen to keep the ERG from rutting off so non-negotiable?  A good appeal to moderate leavers that haven't swallow the immigration hogwash.

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« Reply #84 on: January 21, 2019, 05:03:12 PM »
What did she actually say? All I've read is this

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Labour’s Yvette Cooper challenges May to hold votes on her red lines, such as staying out of the customs union.

May says there will be a debate next week, and MPs will be able to table amendments.

Why aren't more of them saying - this is all about your shitty party.

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« Reply #85 on: January 21, 2019, 05:07:03 PM »
What did she actually say? All I've read is this?

Why aren't more of them saying - this is all about your shitty party.

Some of them are still terrified of upsetting their racist constituents. Those red lines are there for a very good reason.

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Re: BREXIT GOES BACK AND FIFTH
« Reply #86 on: January 21, 2019, 05:16:40 PM »
May's fibbing when she says there are only 2 ways to ensure no deal - a deal or revoking article 50. Delaying article 50, and amending the withdrawal act is an option too isnt it?
It is, but I'm not sure whether that'd be possible. You'd need parliamentary and EU approval.

It doesn't ensure no deal - all it does it seek to ensure no deal at the end of March 2019, which is quite a contrast to ratifying the withdrawal agreement or withdrawing our A50 notification.

Theyd [only] delay for a referendum or GE, both of which she has ruled out. Maybe for a change of PM at a push?

Possibly if there was any sign of cross-party collaboration.

(You need UK parliamentary approval for any option, I feel I should note.)

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« Reply #87 on: January 21, 2019, 05:30:59 PM »
Some of them are still terrified of upsetting their racist constituents. Those red lines are there for a very good reason.

Ha, Post Brexit - the twats will be livid once they find Nigerians, Ethiopians and Bangladeshis doing work currently being done by Eastern Europeans.

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Re: BREXIT GOES BACK AND FIFTH
« Reply #88 on: January 21, 2019, 05:44:30 PM »
Are there borders in Jersey? I remember watching Bergerac with all sorts if nefarious types sauntering on and off the ferry

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« Reply #89 on: January 21, 2019, 05:46:47 PM »
Soubry started on the gin early today.