Confused dot com "r" us

[madhair60]

New one. New one from colleague. Always saying confused dot com when she means I'm confused. Now she's just said confused dot com "r" us. Open my fucking neck. Bring me the void.

[Harley_Quim]

New one. New one from colleague. Always saying confused dot com when she means I'm confused. Now she's just said confused dot com "r" us. Open my fucking neck. Bring me the void.

You should be proud! Clearly you're working for an equal opportunities company. If she's getting too much just get her a colouring book and some crayons to distract her. 

[madhair60]

I'll say this, I know it's not PC, I know it's a bit rum, but working in an office, with women. Fffoof. Fffffoof. They're not half nice to each other. They don't half share an inspiring mutual friendship. They don't half meet up outside of work because they're genuinely fond of each other. Fffoof.

[Icehaven]

Given the sheer volume of oneword.com references that could have caught on as sayings, it's a testament to confused.com's advertising agency that they somehow got that one to stick so very well.

[Chollis]

Hopefully when she's solved whatever's confusing her, she'll say "simples!" in a cutesy Russian accent haha!

[Spoon of Ploff]

New one. New one from colleague. Always saying confused dot com when she means I'm confused. Now she's just said confused dot com "r" us. Open my fucking neck. Bring me the void.

hey. for a laugh you could start saying 'confused are us dot org.'
it's insanely funny because you'd be pretending to get confused by her catch phrase... which contains the word 'confused'

[Mrs Wogans lemon drizzle]

What line of work are you in?  Trying to build a picture here.

[madhair60]

I'm a sex man. I have sex with the women for enormous money.

[Kelvin]

Hashtag confused dot com r us mate

[Sebastian Cobb]

grave.com

[Small Man Big Horse]

What happened to your friend who was going to start making audio books? Is he a millionaire yet?

[madhair60]

What happened to your friend who was going to start making audio books? Is he a millionaire yet?

No. He told me he makes £150 a month tops, and that's at Christmas. And I suspect that was simply a lie.

He spends all his money on Cthulhu card game and war hammer.

[Delete Delete Delete]

Dead Soon.

[Buelligan]

No. He told me he makes £150 a month tops, and that's at Christmas. And I suspect that was simply a lie.

He spends all his money on Cthulhu card game and war hammer.

Sounds like a good bloke.  You said your friends were shit.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Next time she bends over, exclaim "Big tits round asses dot com" at the top of your voice.

Quickly follow up with "R us!" to diffuse the situation if she gets upset.

Obviously you can substitute that with a different site that's more fitting for the person in question.

[pigamus]

thydamnationslumberethnot.org

[DrGreggles]

Someone started saying something earlier and then stopped mid-sentence, adding "Oh NVM".
This is apparently the same as saying 'nevermind' and takes just as long, but fewer people understand what you're going on about.

[Captain Z]

H t t p s colon forward slash forward slash w w w dot confused dot com forward slash r us forward slash get in grave dot h t m l

[madhair60]

Sounds like a good bloke.  You said your friends were shit.

No he doesn't. You contrarian cave-bound cunt.

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

No he doesn't. You contrarian cave-bound cunt.

I'm sorry, but that's good. That's very good.

[Blumf]

H t t p s colon forward slash forward slash w w w dot confused dot com forward slash r us forward slash get in grave dot h t m l

Should use a URL shortening service really:

tiny dot c c slash c u n t o f f

[Chollis]

So please please please
Let me, let me, let me
Let me get in the grave

[Buelligan]

No he doesn't. You contrarian cave-bound cunt.

You're right, he does sound like an absolute wanker.  I was just trying to be nice.  Make you feel better.

[Spoon of Ploff]

No he doesn't. You contrarian cave-bound cunt.

Imagine working in an office environment with madhair60... imagine having to ask to borrow his stapler..

[drummersaredeaf]

bit.die

[Delete Delete Delete]

Imagine working in an office environment with madhair60... imagine having to ask to borrow his stapler..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsayg_S4pJg

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Oh fucking hell I clicked on this thread and guy at bar just barked CONFUSED DOT COM two seconds after it loaded

[Sebastian Cobb]

Someone started saying something earlier and then stopped mid-sentence, adding "Oh NVM".
This is apparently the same as saying 'nevermind' and takes just as long, but fewer people understand what you're going on about.

In the business world, this lets everyone around you know you're in the tent pissing out. Soon they'll start using the abbreviations without knowing what they mean as well.

[canadagoose]

Oh fucking hell I clicked on this thread and guy at bar just barked CONFUSED DOT COM two seconds after it loaded

Might be madhair. Go up to him and call him a cunt and see what he says.

[Better Midlands]

I'll say this, I know it's not PC, I know it's a bit rum, but working in an office, with women. Fffoof. Fffffoof. They're not half nice to each other. They don't half share an inspiring mutual friendship. They don't half meet up outside of work because they're genuinely fond of each other. Fffoof.