Self-Justifying Simon

[ToneLa]

Simon files his expenses slip complete with pint as, let's face it, liquid lunch is still lunch.

[ToneLa]

No, no, you should look what I wrote first. After all, why would I write something wrongly?

[pancreas]

'If genocide is bad, then why does it feel so good?'

[Ferris]

"If I don't urinate on this orphan, then someone else will."