Author Topic: Sexy songs for sex times  (Read 515 times)

Sexy songs for sex times
« on: January 23, 2019, 08:57:39 PM »
I can't think of a better way to start a night of passionate lovemaking than singing:

It's only a game, so put up a real good fight,
I'm gonna be snookering you tonight.
I'm famed for my aim, so y'better believe I'm right,
I'm gonna be snookering you, snookering you tonight!

Even better if the recipient of your thrusting/enveloping is the sort of person who loves posting "You know you're a 90s kid when..." all over Facebook.

ToneLa

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Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2019, 11:59:50 AM »
Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
Ostagazuzulum, that was the safety word
Ostagazuzulum, my oh my

Norton Canes

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Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2019, 04:52:59 PM »
Suck my sock
Sock suck it sock sock
Suck it sock sock suck it
Suck suck it suck sock
My sock suck suck
Suck suck my suck my
Suck it my suck it my
Suck it my sock
« Last Edit: January 24, 2019, 05:04:25 PM by Norton Canes »

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Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2019, 05:00:44 PM »
Infinity by Aphrodites Child

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Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2019, 05:04:43 PM »
I think I'd have to say 'The Best of Baby Shark'


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Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2019, 05:19:05 AM »
Ride of the Valkyries

Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2019, 06:55:42 PM »
I wanna...
Fuck, suck
Shag, wank
Sex, lick
Suck, dick
Cock, fanny
Bum, boobydoos
Anal passage.

Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2019, 07:05:56 PM »
Infinity by Aphrodites Child

yup. & my mrs is a vangelis fan so there's that, too.

Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2019, 07:17:03 PM »
Outhere Brothers, I wanna fuck you in the ass.

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Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2019, 07:41:12 PM »
Google + Jazz Mag Numb = tsk

ToneLa

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Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2019, 09:44:12 AM »
Boom boom boom boom.
I want you in my womb.

Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2019, 12:14:13 PM »
Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
Ostagazuzulum, that was the safety word
Ostagazuzulum, my oh my

Maybe sung by Leadbelly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgicvAZ4D1A

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Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2019, 12:22:29 PM »
Boom boom boom boom.
I want you in my womb.

Let's spend 9 months together
Gestating in my womb



Wait that's not sexy

ToneLa

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Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2019, 01:09:20 PM »
I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I see them looking
I make them want me
I like to tease them
They want to touch me
I never let them

- Michael Gove

ToneLa

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Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2019, 01:11:48 PM »
Maybe sung by Leadbelly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgicvAZ4D1A

Holy shit

... not as erotic as the Paul Daniels original

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Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2019, 01:18:12 PM »
Let's make the beast with two backs
In a cheap hotel by the train tracks
Let's have an insipid bonk
Under a poster of a Gonk

Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2019, 02:21:06 PM »

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
Say, I want to fix arabian goggles on your Stormfront-reading grandfather


- Sir Cliff

ToneLa

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Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2019, 07:40:06 PM »
Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
Ostagazuzulum, that was the safety word
Ostagazuzulum, my oh my




FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2019, 08:06:52 PM »
Anything by Rolf Harris.

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Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2019, 12:53:45 PM »
Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow,
Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow,
Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow,
Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow

Make a pattern,
Make a pattern,
Make a pattern,
Alright
Make a pattern,
Make a pattern,
Make a pattern,
Okay

ToneLa

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Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2019, 01:11:30 PM »
We're going to the zoo, zoo, zoo, how about you, you, you

Norton Canes

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Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2019, 03:28:57 PM »
Famous Blue Raincoat

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Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2019, 09:28:18 PM »
Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow,
Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow,
Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow,
Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow

Make a pattern,
Make a pattern,
Make a pattern,
Alright
Make a pattern,
Make a pattern,
Make a pattern,
Okay

SPLOOSH!

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Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2019, 09:47:45 PM »
YEAH YEAH YEAH
WANNA DO A
SEX CRIME BABY
WITH YOU

YEAH YEAH YEAH
SEX CRIME BABY
TONIGHT

DO A SEX CRIME
TO A POLICE
YEAH YEAH
THEN SEX CRIME
ALL OVER
THE QUEEN
WEEEEEEEE



Re: Sexy songs for sex times
« Reply #24 on: February 13, 2019, 09:56:07 PM »

YEAH YEAH YOU'RE SUCH A SEXY OFFENDER
AND YOUR CRIMES OH
THEY'RE OH SO FINE
WITH ME