Sexy songs for sex times

[Noonling]

I can't think of a better way to start a night of passionate lovemaking than singing:

It's only a game, so put up a real good fight,
I'm gonna be snookering you tonight.
I'm famed for my aim, so y'better believe I'm right,
I'm gonna be snookering you, snookering you tonight!

Even better if the recipient of your thrusting/enveloping is the sort of person who loves posting "You know you're a 90s kid when..." all over Facebook.

[ToneLa]

Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
Ostagazuzulum, that was the safety word
Ostagazuzulum, my oh my

[Norton Canes]

Suck my sock
Sock suck it sock sock
Suck it sock sock suck it
Suck suck it suck sock
My sock suck suck
Suck suck my suck my
Suck it my suck it my
Suck it my sock

[BlodwynPig]

Infinity by Aphrodites Child

[Captain Z]

I think I'd have to say 'The Best of Baby Shark'

[Ferris]

Ride of the Valkyries

[Lord Mandrake]

I wanna...
Fuck, suck
Shag, wank
Sex, lick
Suck, dick
Cock, fanny
Bum, boobydoos
Anal passage.

[a duncandisorderly]

Infinity by Aphrodites Child

yup. & my mrs is a vangelis fan so there's that, too.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Outhere Brothers, I wanna fuck you in the ass.

[Head Gardener]

Google + Jazz Mag Numb = tsk

[ToneLa]

Boom boom boom boom.
I want you in my womb.

[greenman]

Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
Ostagazuzulum, that was the safety word
Ostagazuzulum, my oh my

Maybe sung by Leadbelly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgicvAZ4D1A

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Boom boom boom boom.
I want you in my womb.

Let's spend 9 months together
Gestating in my womb



Wait that's not sexy

[ToneLa]

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I see them looking
I make them want me
I like to tease them
They want to touch me
I never let them

- Michael Gove

[ToneLa]

Maybe sung by Leadbelly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgicvAZ4D1A

Holy shit

... not as erotic as the Paul Daniels original

[Fambo Number Mive]

Let's make the beast with two backs
In a cheap hotel by the train tracks
Let's have an insipid bonk
Under a poster of a Gonk

[rasta-spouse]

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
Say, I want to fix arabian goggles on your Stormfront-reading grandfather


- Sir Cliff

[ToneLa]

Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
Ostagazuzulum, that was the safety word
Ostagazuzulum, my oh my

[Ferris]

Anything by Rolf Harris.

[Replies From View]

Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow,
Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow,
Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow,
Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow

Make a pattern,
Make a pattern,
Make a pattern,
Alright
Make a pattern,
Make a pattern,
Make a pattern,
Okay

[ToneLa]

We're going to the zoo, zoo, zoo, how about you, you, you

[Norton Canes]

Famous Blue Raincoat

[Dex Sawash]

Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow,
Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow,
Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow,
Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow

Make a pattern,
Make a pattern,
Make a pattern,
Alright
Make a pattern,
Make a pattern,
Make a pattern,
Okay

SPLOOSH!

[Prison Biscuits]

YEAH YEAH YEAH
WANNA DO A
SEX CRIME BABY
WITH YOU

YEAH YEAH YEAH
SEX CRIME BABY
TONIGHT

DO A SEX CRIME
TO A POLICE
YEAH YEAH
THEN SEX CRIME
ALL OVER
THE QUEEN
WEEEEEEEE

[thraxx]

YEAH YEAH YOU'RE SUCH A SEXY OFFENDER
AND YOUR CRIMES OH
THEY'RE OH SO FINE
WITH ME