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FerriswheelBueller

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Things to do with an Iron Maiden LP
« on: January 25, 2019, 05:28:53 AM »
Amazon sent one to me in error.

A point for a good suggestion, 2 points for a very good suggestion.

10 points for either the record I’d actually ordered (but did not receive), or the name of the Maiden LP I actually got.

Ok competition open...... now!

Re: Things to do with an Iron Maiden LP
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2019, 02:55:45 PM »
The one with the pharaohs on it. And you should do whatever it takes to ensure no one has to ever listen to it. Like packing it into a landmine and posting it to that Eddie youth who sings for them.

Re: Things to do with an Iron Maiden LP
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2019, 06:33:36 PM »
Heat it up and mould it into a fashionable hat.

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Re: Things to do with an Iron Maiden LP
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2019, 06:42:35 PM »
They've got an album called The X Factor so goodness only knows what you ordered

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Re: Things to do with an Iron Maiden LP
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2019, 07:47:54 PM »
forge the bands signatures on the cover and resell it at a car boot far away from where you live

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Re: Things to do with an Iron Maiden LP
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2019, 08:24:40 PM »
Throw it like a frisbee while making this noise:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbrDwzxj-V8&feature=youtu.be&t=38

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Re: Things to do with an Iron Maiden LP
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2019, 10:17:10 PM »
Fashionable hat is the suggestion to beat so far. I will issue official scoring later tonight.

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Re: Things to do with an Iron Maiden LP
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2019, 11:16:33 PM »
Gift it to your oldest relative for St Patrick's Day.

I saw Iron maiden live ca. 1983  when a concert ticket was about the price of one record so just went to most of them. Slade and Quiet Riot were opening acts.
Slade was ok.
Quiet Riot was shit.
Iron Maiden was unimaginably loud so I left after about two "songs"

Re: Things to do with an Iron Maiden LP
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2019, 01:34:25 PM »
Well, not play it, that's for sure !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!odin  :-D #fuckinghellimsuchafunnycunt

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Re: Things to do with an Iron Maiden LP
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2019, 08:54:21 PM »
The one with the pharaohs on it.

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Re: Things to do with an Iron Maiden LP
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2019, 08:55:31 PM »
Heat it up and mould it into a fashionable hat.

+2 points for the suggestion

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Re: Things to do with an Iron Maiden LP
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2019, 08:56:09 PM »
forge the bands signatures on the cover and resell it at a car boot far away from where you live

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Re: Things to do with an Iron Maiden LP
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2019, 08:57:09 PM »
Gift it to your oldest relative for St Patrick's Day.

+1 point

Throw it like a frisbee while making this noise:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbrDwzxj-V8&feature=youtu.be&t=38

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Re: Things to do with an Iron Maiden LP
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2019, 08:58:03 PM »
Stick Simon Cowell's face on it

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Re: Things to do with an Iron Maiden LP
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2019, 08:59:04 PM »
Stick Simon Cowell's face on it

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Re: Things to do with an Iron Maiden LP
« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2019, 09:10:36 PM »
The answers we were looking for:

Iron Maiden’s lacklustre Fear of the Dark was the record sent to me in error



I was expecting Brighten the Corners by Pavement. You can see the label mishap on the outside



Suggestion on what to do with it - “mail it back to amazon for a refund and an apology” was the correct response.

A fine turnout this year, and I hope to see everyone back for the next time amazon make an error. Thanks for playing!

Re: Things to do with an Iron Maiden LP
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2019, 10:29:53 PM »
I also once recieved 2 Iron Maiden albums on Cd from Amazon by mistake. I think one fo there backroom boys might be a fan.

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Re: Things to do with an Iron Maiden LP
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2019, 02:07:52 AM »
Rammy in dick in hole