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Jokes thread
« on: January 25, 2019, 01:22:47 PM »
Q: What is the most philosophical meal?

A: A Plato chips

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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2019, 01:40:26 PM »
Q: Who's the surrealist who's always in a bad mood ?

A: Slamthedoor Daily

( Why is this thread in the Picture Box forum, btw ? )

Sin Agog

  • Dogs fucked the pope; no fault of mine
Re: Jokes thread
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2019, 01:49:14 PM »
Roses are grey.  Violets are grey.  Everything is grey. I am a dog.

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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2019, 06:21:32 PM »
I've just had so much whisky, Haggis, neeps and tatties that I had to be sent to hospital.


They've put me in the burns unit.

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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2019, 08:53:09 PM »
I've just re-organised my leveret collection.

Now there's not a hare out of place.

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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2019, 02:37:40 PM »
Me and a friend were going to buy a venue to host some disco nights but we couldn't afford the Earth, Wind and Fire insurance.

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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2019, 02:50:28 PM »
I hate Switzerland, though the flag's a big plus.

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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2019, 07:00:33 PM »
My mate made his fortune selling white goods.
He's a fridge magnate.

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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2019, 10:53:09 PM »
Why are Reggae singers awful at installing doors?

Because they dread locks.