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Jokes thread

Started by popcorn, January 25, 2019, 01:22:47 PM

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popcorn

Q: What is the most philosophical meal?

A: A Plato chips

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Q: Who's the surrealist who's always in a bad mood ?

A: Slamthedoor Daily

( Why is this thread in the Picture Box forum, btw ? )

Sin Agog

Roses are grey.  Violets are grey.  Everything is grey. I am a dog.

Sebastian Cobb

I've just had so much whisky, Haggis, neeps and tatties that I had to be sent to hospital.


They've put me in the burns unit.

Gulftastic

I've just re-organised my leveret collection.

Now there's not a hare out of place.

Sebastian Cobb

Me and a friend were going to buy a venue to host some disco nights but we couldn't afford the Earth, Wind and Fire insurance.

Neville Chamberlain

I hate Switzerland, though the flag's a big plus.

DrGreggles

My mate made his fortune selling white goods.
He's a fridge magnate.

Sebastian Cobb

Why are Reggae singers awful at installing doors?

Because they dread locks.