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PlanktonSideburns

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DESOLATION_V.swf
« on: January 25, 2019, 03:25:58 PM »
Real life in work deso

'Do you want anything from my crisp pocket?'

Genuine surprise that I did not want to eat crisps out of his pocket

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2019, 03:41:31 PM »
Premature ejacudesolation

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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2019, 03:42:51 PM »
at least you get to work with gary lineker.

buttgammon

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2019, 04:14:41 PM »
Marge Simpson lining her coat with sweets, but with crisps instead.

That's not desolate at all, that's actually a great idea. Now just to find a crisp convention that hands out free samples.

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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2019, 04:40:07 PM »
I once found a half eaten macaroon I did not recall buying in a jacket pocket.

Took a risk, didn't die.

the midnight watch baboon

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2019, 06:22:15 PM »






well I got there - here -  too late.

Pingers

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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2019, 06:50:23 PM »
^ superb stuff

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2019, 06:20:17 AM »
The cold realization sets in: nobody liked your suggested desolation thread title enough and now the opportunity is gone forever.

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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2019, 07:11:20 AM »
He's lost count, just too many now. Clive inserts another tic tac.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2019, 07:37:58 AM »
Come with me,
And you’ll be,
In a wooorld of...


Premature ejacudesolation

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« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2019, 08:00:00 AM »
Do the Buchenwald Strut

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« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2019, 05:00:07 PM »
A kingfisher breeding programme is no match for 3,864 fly-tipped fidget spinners.

petrilTanaka

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2019, 05:49:12 PM »
the only response on tinder is some lad with one of those shit t-shirts with the trippy faces you see in adverts in Viz. and the face of the eldery filth chatline ones they used to have where you're not entirely sure if it was real or just another bleak gag

petrilTanaka

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« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2019, 05:50:43 PM »
George Bestial gets a gritty, 80s themed reboot for a new generation

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« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2019, 05:51:49 PM »
Harry Potter aged 53, after the wife and kids have left. Sells autographs on Wizard eBay to get by.

Pingers

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2019, 06:16:19 PM »
A dying man eulogises the 1970s. "You could beat and rape your wife and kids and nobody gave a shit".

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2019, 06:31:40 PM »
Paddy Power fund an event where you bet on homeless people

batwings

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2019, 06:31:50 PM »
Fletcher’s Sunday night is sorted when he finds a VHS copy of Choice Cuts - Best of the Abattoir going for a song at a Truro car boot sale.

BlodwynPig

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2019, 07:18:49 PM »
I’ve given up on these threads. Im only posting out of habit. A sense that’s what people here want and expect. But it’s not and never was. I’m moving on to pastures more desolate.

pancreas

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2019, 07:51:54 PM »
BlodwynPig stands alone in a Canadian forest, hands on knees, trousers around the ankles, arsehole smeared in honey, bidding the bears to please come and finish the job for good.

petrilTanaka

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« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2019, 08:13:24 PM »
Paddy Power fund an event where you bet on homeless people

Paddy Power pull out after the integrity unit flags up some suspicious betting patterns in private landlords

Lordofthefiles

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2019, 08:36:59 PM »
A widower is badly assaulted and robbed on a Sunderland council estate when he attempts to exchange a cash reward (previously advertised and organised on Facebook) for his recently deceased wife’s jewellery which was stolen earlier in the week by burglars - the same lads, he now realises, that are kicking his ribs so hard that they pierce his left kidney.

BlodwynPig

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2019, 11:15:11 PM »
BlodwynPig stands alone in a Canadian forest, hands on knees, trousers around the ankles, arsehole smeared in honey, bidding the bears to please come and finish the job for good.

You should open a wish fulfilment boutique.

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2019, 11:17:04 PM »
I’ve given up on these threads. Im only posting out of habit. A sense that’s what people here want and expect. But it’s not and never was. I’m moving on to pastures more desolate.

If he's out I'm out

BlodwynPig

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2019, 11:21:58 PM »
If he's out I'm out

I'M IN!

...Deep trouble....children...popcorn...mice...police...5am...Lorra ine Kelly...rope

...or a variation thereof.

FerriswheelBueller

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« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2019, 11:31:14 PM »

BlodwynPig

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« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2019, 12:09:59 AM »
thank fuck hes gone

We've got to suffer 6 months of your joyous outpourings, get the fuck out of here.

Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #27 on: January 31, 2019, 12:52:10 AM »
You accidentally send a dick pic to Mummy and she replies with a snatch shot within two minutes.

FerriswheelBueller

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« Reply #28 on: January 31, 2019, 01:18:14 AM »
We've got to suffer 6 months of your joyous outpourings, get the fuck out of here.

Ok I’m back then. I warned you all.

FerriswheelBueller

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« Reply #29 on: January 31, 2019, 01:27:14 AM »
The BBC commissions a sepia-toned look back at Operation Yewtree; The “Antique Rogues” Show.

David Dickinson gets the narrator job due to his apposite surname, and the light-hearted tone of the documentary strikes a chord with critics. A nation delights, and Brexit Britain wakes up the next morning a little brighter.