DESOLATION_V.swf

[a duncandisorderly]

sat in between the realms of mind & reality, being pulled this way & that.

[Lordofthefiles]

Steve Bruce agrees to manage your favourite local football team.

[a duncandisorderly]

Steve Bruce agrees to manage your favourite local football team.

eeeee-ouch.

[petril]

a county league cup game is marred by someone strolling out and dropping a small shite on the edge of the D. Sawdust resolves it. Doesn't even make the club forum.

[touchingcloth]

Cricket.

[Berthas Fat Leg]

A derp-faced simpleton stamps on a family of Woodlice whilst shouting 'I am Thor!'

[Ferris]

Your parents are genuinely enthused while planning a walk to Pelsall.

[pancreas]

You surmise that your long estranged father must be dead when your birthday fax fails to materialise.

[Sebastian Cobb]

After rescuing Princess Peach from yet another castle and not getting so much as a peck on the cheek, Mario signs up to /r/friendzone.

[petril]

Neil Buchanan is recruited by the fire brigade to help investigate a series of building fires. fourteen hours of hearing him point to each location on a map and say the same four words. fourteen fucking hours.

[touchingcloth]

Neil Buchanan is recruited by the fire brigade to help investigate a series of building fires. fourteen hours of hearing him point to each location on a map and say the same four words. fourteen fucking hours.

Neil Buchanan is outed as a serial nonce, and during his trial one of his victims goes on record to say "he used to wipe his cock on his red jumper".

[touchingcloth]

Neil Buchanan descends the stairs in the Finders Keepers house and tries to conceal a shart.

[Captain Poodle Basher]

A Rolf Harris lookalike misses his bus.

[Gregory Torso]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA!!! Ricky Gervais is onstage at SECULAR TAKEDOWN CENTRE. He is dressed immaculately in white tuxedo with pearl cufflinks, baby-powder wool polo-neck, creased flannel slacks, wool socks and leather slip-on shoes. HA HAHHAH HA HA HA HAHAHAAAAA he exhaults.
Richard Dawkins appears behind him, dressed almost identically except in light powder blue and periwinkle.
"This man is funny and charismatic" booms Dawkins as Ricky continues to shriek next to him. Dawkwins puts his hand on Rickys shoulder.
"Richard Dawkins doesn't know shit" smirks Gervais, iconoclastically.
"Ah, but God" says Dawkins.
Both men continue laughing.
Richard Dawkins begins to massage Ricky Gervaises shoulder, he is growling.
"If God is real and don't like this" crows Ricky. "He'll come down and stop it, won't he?"
"Indeed" purrs Dawkins, rubbing Ricky's face. He is getting horny, you can see his log on details.
"I love it when he gets randy!" Ricky sais, "he doesn't know his limits! You cant get away from him!"
Richard Dawkins starts to probe Gerv's arsehole through his back.
Richard Dawkins gives Richard Gervais a fist-hobbling on stage.
The auditorium is empty.
The show doesn't start for another month.
"If Jaysus don't like it..." shouts Dawkin.
"...He'll come up here and stop this!" laughs Rick.
They fuck and suck on a bed of turds and olives.
They are naked and crying into each others mouths and married now and cackling for hours.
God doesn't make it stop.
He has turned away from us forever.

[poo]

Neil Buchanan struggles to light a barbecue.

[Ferris]

Neil Buchanan struggles to light a barbecue.

He will have to eat the dog raw.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

He will have to eat the dog raw.

Laughed

[Fishfinger]

Your mam has a catastrophic fall in a glass-ridden gutter. Mark E Smith is the first responder, and he just tongues an abscess, making noises.

Yeah. He's dead. But try telling him that.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

A bakery intended for the reforming of the twenty shittest sex nonces (UK) churns out 105,000 pasties shaped like little girls fannies.

No one will buy these!, protests their manager Donald. No one!

They are sent to the homeless, Africa, and a really big bin. 'Mmm, tasty shit' says Ste the Sewer Goblin. 'Can't beat a little girls fanny in pasty form, always believed that'

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Brexit Thread 346

Last post
biggytitbo
12th May 2024 05:04am

[BlodwynPig]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA!!! Ricky Gervais is onstage at SECULAR TAKEDOWN CENTRE. He is dressed immaculately in white tuxedo with pearl cufflinks, baby-powder wool polo-neck, creased flannel slacks, wool socks and leather slip-on shoes. HA HAHHAH HA HA HA HAHAHAAAAA he exhaults.
Richard Dawkins appears behind him, dressed almost identically except in light powder blue and periwinkle.
"This man is funny and charismatic" booms Dawkins as Ricky continues to shriek next to him. Dawkwins puts his hand on Rickys shoulder.
"Richard Dawkins doesn't know shit" smirks Gervais, iconoclastically.
"Ah, but God" says Dawkins.
Both men continue laughing.
Richard Dawkins begins to massage Ricky Gervaises shoulder, he is growling.
"If God is real and don't like this" crows Ricky. "He'll come down and stop it, won't he?"
"Indeed" purrs Dawkins, rubbing Ricky's face. He is getting horny, you can see his log on details.
"I love it when he gets randy!" Ricky sais, "he doesn't know his limits! You cant get away from him!"
Richard Dawkins starts to probe Gerv's arsehole through his back.
Richard Dawkins gives Richard Gervais a fist-hobbling on stage.
The auditorium is empty.
The show doesn't start for another month.
"If Jaysus don't like it..." shouts Dawkin.
"...He'll come up here and stop this!" laughs Rick.
They fuck and suck on a bed of turds and olives.
They are naked and crying into each others mouths and married now and cackling for hours.
God doesn't make it stop.
He has turned away from us forever.

A thousand shudder laughs

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Julia Bradbury invites you into bed but then you discover she has the personal politics and vagina of Margaret Court.

[Fishfinger]

Julia Bradbury invites you into bed but then you discover she has the personal politics and vagina of Margaret Court.

But you do it anyway, Shoulders. Yes you do. Yes you do.

[a duncandisorderly]

Julia Bradbury invites you into bed but then you discover she has the personal politics and vagina of Margaret Court.

they've all got the personal politics and vagina of Margaret Court by the time etcetera

[petril]

Freddie gives up on sorting Plex and resigns himself to having the end theme to Porridge play whenever he clicks on his smut collection

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Eine Kleine Noncemusik

[Berthas Fat Leg]

"You can touch, but you can't look."

[pancreas]

Eine Kleine Noncemusik

Good

[Cuntbeaks]

"You can touch, but you can't look."

+1

[Cuntbeaks]

A bestiality ring is uncovered in Blackpool.

A small portion of chips fails to sate an increasingly volatile Prader Willi sufferer on Blackpool's iconic Golden Mile.

A saveloy is used as a sex toy in an unforgiving Blackpool guest house.