Author Topic: DESOLATION_V.swf  (Read 24783 times)

dex

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #150 on: February 10, 2019, 12:44:48 PM »
Toploader: The B-Sides Live and More...

That there is a market for a B-sides and rarities for Toploader is desolation in itself.

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #151 on: February 10, 2019, 12:48:22 PM »
Toploader tribute and covers band

Live in Basingstoke

"Dancing In The Moonlight", and more!

Pingers

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #152 on: February 11, 2019, 07:08:42 AM »
Tony Blair joins Toploader on bass. "This will win over dem yute", he thinks.
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batwings

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« Reply #153 on: February 11, 2019, 03:25:19 PM »
You are given a diary sarcastically.

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #154 on: February 11, 2019, 04:14:48 PM »
An old lady gets to rent her inherited jewellery back off the pawnbrokers, which leaves just enough money to buy the gas she needs to snuff the life out of nearby mammals.

Pingers

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #155 on: February 11, 2019, 06:49:05 PM »
In Ingoldmells, Lincolnshire, 78 year old "Bukkake Beryl" inhales deeply from the open can of mushroom soup clutched in her yellow fingers. She's on 10 cans a day now. "Best smell in the world that, love. Best smell in the world!"

Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #156 on: February 11, 2019, 08:07:34 PM »
You are left a second hand infants coffin filled with bitten off stray cats tails in a will, on the condition you add to the hoard, you do or don’t.

dex

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #157 on: February 11, 2019, 08:45:49 PM »
From the animated gif thread:

I love timelapses of rotting cum.

ToneLa

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #158 on: February 12, 2019, 02:54:22 AM »
Danger Mouse makes Penfold do arse-to-mouth in the John Kricfalusi reboot

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« Reply #159 on: February 13, 2019, 07:06:20 AM »
A daft cat shits in a zen garden.

The monks rake circular lines radiating out from the cat poo.

The whole garden ends up covered in cat todd and stinks like shit.

Not very relaxing, I tell you.

the midnight watch baboon

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #160 on: February 13, 2019, 07:56:06 AM »
An Elvis impersonator injects a shot of peanut butter bacon jelly directly into his mother's heart

Spoon of Ploff

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #161 on: February 13, 2019, 09:00:06 AM »
A selfie stick is used to push a dozing sqirrel off a branch.

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #162 on: February 13, 2019, 12:48:37 PM »
A sack of bones, wine gums and psychological collapse gets a bit of his sorrow on the carpet.

batwings

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #163 on: February 13, 2019, 01:04:27 PM »
"How may people live in your house?" it asks on the web form. You want to put 0 but lie and say 1 (if you can call it living, you think, but don't put that bit either, you just stare for too long at a smudge on the computer screen, numb.).

the midnight watch baboon

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #164 on: February 14, 2019, 01:00:40 PM »
SCREAMING AT THE SUN FOR ZAPPPING THE TV SCREEN WITH A LASER BEAM OF DUST MOTES WHEN COME DINE ME IS ON

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #165 on: February 14, 2019, 01:08:17 PM »
An STD spreads at an orphanage.

ToneLa

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #166 on: February 14, 2019, 05:42:05 PM »
My valentine's dinner is a dog egg. Mmm, muck in my mouth.  Urgh, just been sick, on my my erect cock, which I'm tugging to make go down


A CURATE'S DOG EGG

Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #167 on: February 15, 2019, 09:55:59 AM »
Kenny, a bomb disposal expert of four decades, discovers a heinous device comprised of C4, WD40 cans and WKD Blue whilst taking a piss in a lay by. The clock is ticking, his experience kicks in, so he quickly checks the internet of what he should do, "This video is not available in your country" is the last thing he sees.

Kenny leaves behind wife Linda, two children and seven grandchildren.

ToneLa

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #168 on: February 15, 2019, 10:14:37 AM »
Louis CK adds a new, self-referential element to his act by whipping his lad out and flogging it to completion as the crowd of mainly lads hoot and holler and chant his name. Netflix pay him half a million for a new special.

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #169 on: February 15, 2019, 10:42:10 AM »
Mid-conversation and heading into a room used exclusively for giving relatives bad news, Doctor Sharma's first words audible to the shaken Wynne family are "...arse off the cunt."

Pingers

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #170 on: February 15, 2019, 06:05:47 PM »
^ cracking

batwings

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #171 on: February 15, 2019, 06:07:12 PM »
A blind Falklands veteran loses his white stick down a drain mouth. Kids laugh and upload.

John McCririck's taint shavings float on the surface of the municipal baths while Walking In Memphis plays on a crackling tannoy.


the midnight watch baboon

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #172 on: February 15, 2019, 06:11:08 PM »
Shaun is pleased to have decided on a colour theme for his suicide. Rochdale blue it is.

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« Reply #173 on: February 15, 2019, 06:49:58 PM »
Playing conkers with abortions in the playground

The air of malevolence in the bar when you are aware of the pub bores fact.

A urethra filled with fibre glass

Self immolation brought on by an argument with the council over grass verges

Peter Sutcliffe models for Knitting patterns in woman’s weekly.


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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #174 on: February 16, 2019, 06:23:07 PM »
A cretin tests whether it's possible to wank onself square and round again.

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« Reply #175 on: February 16, 2019, 07:05:07 PM »
A pockmarked Albanian man, hunched over an upturned cap containing the grand sum of 37p and a scrunched-up Primark receipt, coaxes the unmistakable strains of Despacito out of a battered accordion that's been passed down through generations in his family. Around him, customers swarm in and out of Morrisons, oblivious.



ToneLa

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #176 on: February 17, 2019, 09:07:23 AM »
A burglar does a shit down your chimney

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #177 on: February 17, 2019, 12:18:18 PM »
A burglar does a shit down your chimney

You pay him the usual fee in pound coins. Same again next week, Brian.

petrilTanaka

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #178 on: February 17, 2019, 08:17:49 PM »
a seasoned full back screams at the ref so his booking will be doubled and he'll get next weekend off. can't be arsed with the travel. they're at home again

Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #179 on: February 18, 2019, 07:12:03 AM »
A clew of worms attacks a confused frog.


Tony attempts to discover the higgs boson using his own particle collider made of an old scaletrix track with eggs strapped to the cars. He blinks really fast when they collide in an attempt to detect the elusive particle.