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[Twit 2]

Writing "Fuck off you compost" in your three year old's birthday card.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Shouting 'fuck off you son' at some newly heaped compost.

[a duncandisorderly]

I said I could, not that I would.

"if you wanted."

he wanted. get it done.

[touchingcloth]

"if you wanted."

he wanted. get it done.

He wanted, and now I can rank them all as stated. But I won't, because he's fucking goblin compost.

[a duncandisorderly]

He wanted, and now I can rank them all as stated. But I won't, because he's fucking goblin compost.

he'll want some paraquat to wash that down, don't you think?

[touchingcloth]

he'll want some paraquat to wash that down, don't you think?

He'll get nothing but worms chewing through his mulch, the pranny.

[touchingcloth]

[the midnight watch baboon]

Glenn Hoddle calls a handjob deliverer Clive.

[jenna appleseed]

an internet web station only playing Beat It, Raspberry Beret, and We Are The Champions on shuffle.
(real life deso)

[jenna appleseed]

Christopher Hitchens ironically haunts the Humanist Society's reddit ads

<genuine untampered with screenshot from the other month>

[jenna appleseed]

A three initialled Beach Boys Expert insists, on facebook, Lola from The Kinks song Lola was actually "a transvestite, not a gay".

again, not making this up.
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a triple post cunt posts yet again more real life so-called desolation, on a so-called comedy forum.

[touchingcloth]

an internet web station only playing Beat It, Raspberry Beret, and We Are The Champions on shuffle.
(real life deso)

On shuffle, or in sequence?

[jenna appleseed]

On shuffle, or in sequence?

just those three songs, in random order, forever. Sometimes Beat It played back to back followed by the other two.

[touchingcloth]

just those three songs, in random order, forever. Sometimes Beat It played back to back followed by the other two.

Great!

[pancreas]

The Father of Desilation, BlodwynPig, has an interview in a little-known village in County Durham by the name of 'Pity Me'.

[poo]

Paul Ross explains Brexit to a scotch egg.

[touchingcloth]

The Father of Desilation, BlodwynPig, has an interview in a little-known village in County Durham by the name of 'Pity Me'.

I heard that interview. He seemed unable to pronounce Pity Me properly, and kept saying what sounded like "pita bread".

[touchingcloth]

Pete tries to say "leave means leave!" to his local MP, but he completely fucks it and manages to say "I am the biggest willy-woofter" :(

[jenna appleseed]

Sitting alone in your room, a cosy predictable 80s hits compilation tinily playing on your phone, crying your eyes out the The Cars - Drive.

[Ferris]

A meeting of minds occurs in a "Gentleman's Club" above a dog track.

[petril]

a stubborn tin of lentil soup is told to fuck off

[touchingcloth]

a stubborn tin of lentil soup is told to fuck off

Just "fuck off", or "fuck off you compost"?

"Fuck off you compost" is fantastic, by the way. Well done, Twit 2, such an improvement on the first Twit.

[the midnight watch baboon]

A 'wazzzzzzup' reboot is greenlit after a succesful trial run in Bodmin.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

A man witnesses the beginning of a fire bombing of Lincoln Train station.

''Wait... What was that they said... Ah yes, ''See it, say it, sorted''

''Hello everyone there's a fire bombing over there''

He rubs his hands to signal a job well done, and leaves.

[Bence Fekete]

A deluded wombat mistakenly nests in the rectum of Auðumbla the cow only to discover it is preoccupied by Mark Francois who immediately seals the opening with his penis wax.

[Twit 2]

Dead poodle dumped in a cesspit.

[petril]

an amateur rugby referee informs the visiting side they can't kick for goal at one end because the woman's back garden is there and she puts a knife through the balls

[Twit 2]

Fisted in a gastropub.

[jenna appleseed]

a traditional ripped sheet ghost is horrified at the sight of his friends ectoplasm stuffed inside an Cadbury's Oreo egg.

alt desolation: ghosts are so traumatised by visual evidence of cadbury's grave robbing, one can only go "ooo" over the packaging.

real life 'mis/over-literally interpreting the artwork of Oreo ooo's & wondering which cunt thought calling them that was a good idea' desolation

[Captain Poodle Basher]

Little Richard challenges a Pekinese to a fight before realising that he's left his favourite switchblade in the pocket of his other diamante jacket.

Ooooh, momma's little boy sure is in for it now!