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DESOLATION_V.swf

Started by PlanktonSideburns, January 25, 2019, 03:25:58 PM

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Cuellar

You read about a "sex game gone wrong" that resulted in the death of a teenager and feel a pang of jealousy.

"That's living, that is"

petril

a pathetic "Gaelic is a pointless, dead language" reply is ignored by everyone in the reddit thread, except the gaelic translation bot, which translates it to Irish to take the piss

dallasman

#1952
sorry wrong thread, wrong day

pancreas

[tag] RIP General Bullshit. [/tag]

[tag] Desolation thread eats itself. [/tag]

[tag] This wouldn't happen in a free market economy. [/tag]

buttgammon

Linguists retrospectively discover that the Manx language killed itself.

Shoulders?-Stomach!


Captain Z

A 31-year-old Sales Director buys the latest Apple Watch as a Christmas present to himself in an Amazon Black Friday deal. He has it delivered to his work address hoping to impress the disinterested reception staff who burst into fits of giggles as he opens the box to reveal a toilet plunger.

Cuntbeaks

A Dennis Nielsen look-a-like gets a Paul Weller haircut.

pancreas

A murder of crows goes to work on a wonky toddler.

touchingcloth

A bastard of toddlers pull the wings off a crow. 

Cerys

A robotic labrador rusts itself into creaking immobility on a Welsh beach.

Cerys

A novice poltergeist accidentally manifests in Ormskirk.

Spoon of Ploff

A  CaBer accidently gives away their vilest of secretes in an overly detailed Desolation post.

Cerys

A Dyson vacuum cleaner is sexually assaulted.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on December 04, 2019, 07:57:53 AM
A  CaBer accidently gives away their vilest of secretes in an overly detailed Desolation post.

I said LEAVE IT...JUST LEAVE IT

BlodwynPig

A frenzied baboon escapes its pen and I cower behind a gate as a young boy is torn to pieces

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Garfield of Henley chokes on the street food pizza slice 'Things Can Only Get Feta'.


pancreas


Shoulders?-Stomach!

A rabid vicar takes the leap from sane to otherwise and forcefeeds what shocked bystanders describe as a 'shit ton' of wafers and communion wine down the gullet of Mavis the treasurer, while yelling 'have some of that, go on, ruined'.

pancreas

Anosmia destroys Laura's one true joy: scratching her arsehole and smelling her fingers.

Quote from: pancreas on December 05, 2019, 12:12:14 AM
Anosmia destroys Laura's one true joy: scratching her arsehole and smelling her fingers.


Hypoesthesia robs of the pleasure of scratching the itch.



Tbf I had to look up the medical condition in both yours and my post.

Cuntbeaks

During one of his ill advised binges, Alfie Boe inhales and chokes to death on a Silverskin pickled onion.

A piss jar overflows onto a freshly laid carpet.

A cancer victim leaves a smoked sausage supper on the bus by mistake.

BlodwynPig

Long long after the election results are in (I'm talking weeks), an enthusiastic campaigner is still knocking on the doors of Bishop Auckland pronouncing THINGS WILL ONLY GET BETTER WITH CORBYN

"Corbyn's in prison, the vile scum" shouts an angry resident who he recognises as Helen Goodman.

"She looks good in blue and pearls" he thinks and moves on to the next house.

Stoneage Dinosaurs

Pornhub.com

Your search for "mature BBW eating baguette on stilts" returned 11 results

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Angrew Lloyg Wegger on December 05, 2019, 09:38:30 PM
Pornhub.com

Your search for "mature BBW eating baguette on stilts" returned 11 results

You refine to "mature BBW eating brie and grape baguette on stilts"...still 11 results

BlodwynPig

1986 and Cock Turpin packs in the Highwayman game after trashing another Sinclair C5 during a failed hold-up on the A32

Shoulders?-Stomach!


Cerys

A rocking-horse develops dyspraxia.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

The phrase 'well get the dehumidifier out on the cunt' is uttered, somewhere in Runcorn

seepage

'Teddies4Clothes' - exchanges your kids' cherished toys for much-needed garments nicked from the local council recycling.