DESOLATION_V.swf

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Bullied by an oaf at the Toby Carvery where he shoulder barges you and claims your place in the queue. By the time its your turn you are given the bits even dogs don't want. Then it does an apocalypse bye

[ToneLa]

If ye didn't bootleg your own fuckin life you can quit mewling about your own so-called experiences as if you can - hah! - as fucking if you can watch them back with your mother down in hell.

The bird at Google Maps support chat says anyway

[ToneLa]

A user called Danger Man sends me gay stuff privately yet I ask publically!

Iz that the right spelling?

[seepage]

toby carvery vs. 'spoons taste-off.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

A street food burger kitchen is branded to specifically poke one in the eye of PC squares and killjoys who can't handle the banter level. Their Vegan burger lol aharharhah...has meat in!!

See what the Russian tourists think of the ketchup-smothered Beslan Burger. Crying into their beetroot soup.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Real life coworker desolation

'Never voted in me life. Only time I ever voted was to get us out the EU'

45 he is

[Huxleys Babkins]

Andy's Tinder profile becomes popular with a subset of the LGBTQ+ community after a copy-paste error advertises him as "Looking for someone fun and caring with space for three adults in the back and Apple CarPlay as standard."

[petril]

A helium balloon with "loans" printed on floats by

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

A helium balloon with "loans" printed on floats by

Beautiful

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

A Chinese lantern is lit and cast away, to symbolise Richard and Emma's eternal love/house purchase. It lands on a cow which it burns.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Drinking tap water from a mug.

Would it help if it was a scooby doo mug?

[Spoon of Ploff]

not reading the desolation thread for a few days and realizing that this in no way signifies I'm moving on with my life

[Gregory Torso]

A thick, scabby child finally finds the void.

[Gregory Torso]

"Let me sleep in the bin with the AIDS needles!" he begs the warden.

[Gregory Torso]

The Lincs FM Roadshow.

[Gregory Torso]

Your dad gets ready for grave early, and tucks himself in with a note pinned to his chest that says: FIX YOUR ACNE YOU ADDLED GARGOYLE FACED MISTAKE.

[Gregory Torso]

A man goes to bed so efficiently that he erases himself from existence.

[Gregory Torso]

A supply teacher accidentally shouts "I WANT YOUR THICK STINK" at a twelve year old child during a colossal benny and is instantly deleted from life and sent to the nonce realm.

[Foggy Buntwhistle]

A very youthful looking Andean medicine man/boy accidentally transports himself to the "nonce realm" whilst carrying out a bog standard ancestral plane traversal.

[Foggy Buntwhistle]

A colossal Olmec head squishes the village monkey after bouncing down a hill. The culprit slinks away into the jungle gloom, a faint 'Gaz' tattoo can be made out on the back of the neck.

[Foggy Buntwhistle]

1000 fruit bats ascend into the glowing pink sky at sunset. As you stare up in awe a spakky one flaps into your face and shites fruit goop all over yer.

[Berthas Fat Leg]

Big Ears sends a dick pic to Noddy.

[Berthas Fat Leg]

Jed spends his day off recreating the Hillsborough disaster on Minecraft.

[dex]

"I loved that Derek series, son. Can't wait for Ricky Gervais' new program to come out." As the bile starts curdling in your stomach, you are stumped for any better ideas for your father to be entertained by.

[ToneLa]

Wednesday at Wetherspoons is McCain's Microchips Night and after the baptism of your nephew Tyson Jr Jr he whole family are eager to get there, and you're the only one working so dig deep in those pockets, ye shortarmed cunt

[Huxleys Babkins]

Desmond is robbed and beaten after being lured into a honeytrap promise of "cheesy chips".

[drummersaredeaf]

A seafront dot-to-dot of a giant phallus made by shagging holes into the sand is washed away by the tide before the captain of Blackpool University's Rugby Club finishes the final bead of spunk.

[Gregory Torso]

Anne Robinson's Eva Braun cosplay Chaturbate feed goes offline for ten minutes as she tries to reset her Capital One password, provoking a flurry of panicky DMs from CLARKSON69.

[dex]

A failed purchase due to insufficient funds from a debit card operated vending machine for sexual apparatus causes you a black mark on your credit file.

[batwings]

In a Taunton pub cellar, a doormouse slowly starves to death inside a forgotten humane mousetrap.

A baby mouse hides in a pocket of a burial suit, emerging only after the coffin is sealed. At least there is food.



Bad day for mice really.