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[Spoon of Ploff]

Watching "The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years" and wondering where it might be possible to get hold of some CDs by that marvelous band London.



_{One for the (spam) watchers that}

[Cuntbeaks]

Knuckle Sandwich

https://www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/17457109.a-man-took-a-knuckleduster-with-him-on-a-trip-to-greggs/

[Gregory Torso]

Watching "The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years" and wondering where it might be possible to get hold of some CDs by that marvelous band London.



_{One for the (spam) watchers that}

I really want to see that - I've only seen a few clips online.

[Spoon of Ploff]

I really want to see that - I've only seen a few clips online.

It's like Threads, but without the laughs. Rock Star with Mum is particularly grim.


_{not my mum... his mum}

[ToneLa]

A grim prophecy foretold by an anchorite becomes truly manifest when a child of the Lord becomes blinded by a paper airplane in RE class

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

A plaque to commemorate "Park Bench Brenda 1957-2003" stolen from us too young by palsy and cars, is ripped from its inlay and used to haha ironically enough remove plaque from the tooth of a tin-titted teat-treader.

[ToneLa]

Wow, I just awoke from the most amazing dream.... It was so realistic.... Everything was perfect.... I was on my phone...

[derek stitt]

The E.U. giving subsidies to farmers to plant trees that grow Burkas now, it ain't right is it?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

A bunghole reserved for "ad-hoc plouging" respires ghastly poo particles onto the glans of its predator.

[Fishfinger]

Geoff'll clip you for a shilling. He pays you. A nipple, a lesser finger. That's how it starts. End up in the well, where the rats make merry. Later he'll be a cultural icon. Geoff o' Well and Geoff the Clipper. 100 years and there's a barber's shop. Time and the missing and the well. Yes sir no problem sir oh you won't miss that sir now don't make a fuss sir. Closed sign. The hair and the blood.

[Fishfinger]

A flower for all the kids we aborted. There's Stevie, and Ross, and Kate, and Sarah, and Joan, and Palpatine, and Anthony, for whom we had such high hopes. So lovely in spring.

[Ferris]

The bottom drops out of the S Club 7 impersonator market, as the hourly rate of the actual members sinks to a new low.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The bottom drops out of the S Club 7 impersonator market, as the hourly rate of the actual members sinks to a new low.

Also the emphysematous coked up frog in tights doing Jo has a bit of a time as his arse gives way.

[ToneLa]

The steam from your piss has blood in it

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

You discover a new planet in your dreams which smells bad.

[Prison Biscuits]

Wayne creates a subsidiary of Wayne in order to deal with the overwhelming inter-departmental flash-floods of horse semen and also to eat his DUNG

[Prison Biscuits]

You - obese, reclusive, weeping and trickling- pluck up the nerve to hire a girl "for fuck". The escort turns up at your flat, and it's just your dad in a cocktail dress. "HA HA I'm your dad, you LOSER" he says. Even worse, he refuses to finish you off.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

2065
Crops Fail
Supplies run out
Civilisation collapses
DJ Otzi cover on radio

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Good luck trying to eat trees

[Ferris]

Good luck trying to eat trees

"The nicest thing mum's ever said to me"

[Fishfinger]

You'd kick the homeless man's last tooth out, but it just seems wrong somehow.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

You ain't seen a tit until you've seen the nipple, so the saying goes.

Grankey has seen zero tits or nipples. He is a recluse. And blind. And doesn't exist.

[petril]

the realisation dawns on lower tier ex-presenter, "I could've just done it ironically, and I'd have been Alan Partridge," while waiting to sign on for the seventy-fourth time in succession

[ToneLa]

Heard on London Radio thit the least hostile park for the homeless overnight is Hyde Park

Ah think that's load of shite. I'd sleep in Green Park. It's right by my flat

[ToneLa]

Google Now now awakens to you sayin Fuck off Google Now

[ToneLa]

The only fuckin think stoppin you from choking tae death in yir sleep is the fuckin apoplectic knowledge that somewhere, in the very bowels of sin itself, with yir very fuckin name upon it, is a destined parcel, bound for your fuckin door, coming any day now, from Yodel

[ToneLa]

I refuse exactly to discuss just how disturbed I am until a psychologist of finer stature comes along

Oh hello!

... A bit finer please.

Wow, that with the avatar is totally Rustle Bland

[ToneLa]

You fuckin learn tae suck on yir ain cock


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[petril]

An ad-hoc pull back and reveal gag ends up in emergency genital surgery with a small police presence

[Sebastian Cobb]

His website is desolate as well.

Dave is an experienced DJ. He's often booked for his 80's & 90's 'Guilty Pleasures' sets, but he can play a contemporary pop set as well.

'...worked the capacity crowd for close to two hours with big laughs and even bigger tunes for what was without doubt the best night of Freshers so far...'
'...With a DJ set as extravagant as his trademark Hawaiian shirt, DBP played everything from the latest Hip-Hop and R'n'B to the cheesiest of pop classics which all totalled for a fantastic night. Gloucestershire S.U.
"...like Carl Cox – but really funny!" Demontfort S.U.
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