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« Reply #2640 on: March 26, 2020, 11:39:14 PM »
Demanding your acute respiratory distress syndrome partner deep throats you to climax.

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« Reply #2641 on: March 27, 2020, 12:18:48 AM »
David Coulthard finishes his cum inside Janelle Monae.

'Oh David, that was just vile'
'... Well, Indeed.'

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« Reply #2642 on: March 27, 2020, 07:20:14 AM »
A CaBer who has been on the waiting list for 4 years for a phimosis operation is told that it's off as Tommy Robinson has jumped into his place to have an ingrowing arse hair removed.

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« Reply #2643 on: March 27, 2020, 09:48:00 AM »
A flesh light shop is the only shop left open in Cromer as its deemed an essential service.

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« Reply #2644 on: March 27, 2020, 06:43:52 PM »
Ben Elton's latest project is a musical about genital herpes. Called 'The Simplex Complex', it stars John Leslie as the well known sexually transmitted disease.

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« Reply #2645 on: March 27, 2020, 10:56:21 PM »
Thoroughly motor fucked Dignitas hopeful Dawn is told her application has "fallen down an admin hole".

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« Reply #2646 on: March 29, 2020, 09:57:29 PM »
The “Special Films” turned out to be a selection of 70s porn, but then – success! An LWT junction from 29/07/79

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« Reply #2647 on: March 30, 2020, 05:07:39 PM »
Posh Spice’s bog child crawls out of the cistern to crow the day’s tidings at “whomsoever shall be gathered here.” Like an alabaster marionette rejected from
the workshop of Bernini, its vocal chords ricket and sputter off the stucco bidet - only for it to dawn mid-declamation that its sole audience is an expectant David, huddled behind the proscenium of the shower curtain in a pool of raw spaghetti hoop. “I have bested the bog child!” he shrieks in candle-greased pallor,  “And thou art long, and lank, and brown, as is the ribbed sea-sand!”. With that he lurches at the bowl, flinging clods of Heinz at his daughter of the U-bend, his anal Amphitrite, who recedes abashed into her sewer.

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« Reply #2648 on: March 30, 2020, 05:10:04 PM »
Posh Spice’s bog child crawls out of the cistern to crow the day’s tidings at “whomsoever shall be gathered here.” Like an alabaster marionette rejected from
the workshop of Bernini, its vocal chords ricket and sputter off the stucco bidet - only for it to dawn mid-declamation that its sole audience is an expectant David, huddled behind the proscenium of the shower curtain in a pool of raw spaghetti hoop. “I have bested the bog child!” he shrieks in candle-greased pallor,  “And thou art long, and lank, and brown, as is the ribbed sea-sand!”. With that he lurches at the bowl, flinging clods of Heinz at his daughter of the U-bend, his anal Amphitrite, who recedes abashed into her sewer.

Hahahaha

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« Reply #2649 on: March 30, 2020, 05:12:21 PM »
A paedophile covered in Maxibon slather tries to wipe it clean with someone else's mini statement from a cash machine. Instead he just gets a load of ink stain for good measure, as the near bankruptcy verdict from a depth grovelling Subway oblong is transferred from paper to face.

I must attack children later, he reminds himself.

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« Reply #2650 on: March 30, 2020, 05:13:32 PM »
You find yourself wondering what David Gray has been up to lately. Not artistically, just generally in life.

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« Reply #2651 on: March 30, 2020, 05:27:31 PM »
A swelling of clotted blood that some say has a face done so well on Megadrive, he gets in the paper.

The paper that is resting on the surface of the coffin. That is being placed in the ground. The ground where the dead go to rest. Valley Parade, Bradford City football club.

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« Reply #2652 on: March 30, 2020, 05:37:39 PM »
Graham Crumbles from Barnsley is beaten up in the green room by a pair of pensioners after taking the -£10000 option on The Chase then failing to answer a single question in the final round.

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« Reply #2653 on: March 31, 2020, 02:14:44 PM »
Pam St Clements uses her fresh body temperature piss to blast the shit stains off her toilet pan.

Every time there is tangible progress she gravels, 'Av It!'

'Av It!!!

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