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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #2940 on: May 29, 2020, 06:56:21 PM »
purest desolation

If this love is pure it'll keep me afloat, he reasons, then slips into the canal. It doesn't. Shopping trolley and eel.

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #2941 on: May 29, 2020, 07:14:39 PM »
And still the end of DESOLATION_V comes

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #2942 on: May 29, 2020, 09:50:23 PM »
Being caught in a ten year long legal battle in order to get custody of your mates Dreamcast

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #2943 on: May 29, 2020, 10:09:45 PM »
On a routine check about a pimple, your doctor threatens to “divert the river Amazon up your arse.” You come back next week and he eases his micropenis into your expectance. “Of course, we must start with the tributaries,” he grumbles.

Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #2944 on: May 29, 2020, 10:32:27 PM »
The whole world finds out about your 'being anally raped by a GP' fetish when you accidentally leave a signed photograph of Dr Phil up your anus in a subconscious cry for help before your biannual rectal examination.

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #2945 on: May 30, 2020, 12:38:19 PM »
Bob Dylan releases the Bootleg Vol. 15.

It is the mid ‘80s gospel phase, and the liner notes make repeated reference to what an utter wanker you are.

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #2946 on: May 30, 2020, 08:00:47 PM »
“Snuck onto her character last night - she said yes!”


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« Reply #2947 on: May 30, 2020, 08:05:38 PM »
89 - cheapskate

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #2948 on: May 30, 2020, 08:13:19 PM »
Christ I don’t want to dunk on this guy, but he also made this comment:

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I even did a full save before I did anything to make sure she could reset to before I touched it if she wanted to!

Mate.

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #2949 on: May 30, 2020, 09:10:29 PM »
Then they got down to some serious Skyrimming

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #2950 on: June 01, 2020, 09:04:08 AM »
Dressing in a suit then hushing the household for an unsuccessful "HERE AT GLOBAL FINANCIAL INSTITUTE" lockdown advert audition.

"You're just too woeful," comments the CD.

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #2951 on: June 01, 2020, 10:37:11 AM »
You awake to find your body being mangled and contorted, struck with weapons to ooohs and aaaahs of an audience.

You hear the muffled far away noise of a man shouting something like issssa pupppetttttttt

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #2952 on: June 01, 2020, 10:47:55 AM »
Got this shit in me spam folder today.


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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #2953 on: June 01, 2020, 12:11:05 PM »
Your instructions in your will to be given a Viking longboat funeral translate, on your budget, into being heaved into a giraffe pedalo on the green boating pond at the local park and set alight with petrol. Other pond users are not impressed.

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #2954 on: June 02, 2020, 09:31:14 AM »
Dressing in a suit then hushing the household for a successful "HERE AT GLOBAL FINANCIAL INSTITUTE" lockdown advert audition.

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #2955 on: June 02, 2020, 12:36:51 PM »
Your nan continues to pretend she doesn’t know you (in public).

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #2956 on: June 02, 2020, 12:59:32 PM »
 Peterborough is twinned with Geschlechtskrankheit- the German term for venereal disease.

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #2957 on: June 02, 2020, 09:02:21 PM »
Peterborough is twinned with Geschlechtskrankheit- the German term for venereal disease.

Poor old VD is being slagged off by all the other STDs now. Christ, even Crabs is having a go!

Sie Leiben Peterborough! it cackles, waving its little pincers and making sloppy kissing sounds.

Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #2958 on: June 03, 2020, 10:23:50 PM »
Something compels you to keep posting in the old, abandoned Desolation thread. Attention seeking? Rebellion? Roger Moores Climb-A-Scaffold 7.2% IPA? ICONOCLASM? Or just the gratifying notion of ending a thread on an even number of posts?

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