DESOLATION_V.swf

[petril]

a hipster Jeremy Kyle fan mutters "good, it fell off these last eight years"

[dex]

a hipster Jeremy Kyle fan

That was enough and you're a new page deso!

[poo]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-48275830

"Mr Farage is hosting an EU election rally in the Trago Mills car park in Merthyr Tydfil"

[Ferris]

Jeremy Kyle suddenly realizes who he is and what he's done.

[Chollis]

and slowly unzips his trousers

[Glebe]

Graham Norton is drunkenly trying to unwrap a Twix in a carpark.

[jenna appleseed]

A Bob Dylan boxset is slowly eaten by ants.

The ants are not your friends.

[petril]

Jeremy Kyle stands transfixed outside Victoria Amusements for what feels like hours. It is hours.

[grassbath]

You come in drunk and have your first go at that meditation app you downloaded.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

After moving to Hunslet the Honk of Errands is becoming almost unbearable.

[Glebe]

A plankton beats you at Jenga.

[Chollis]

A terminally ill Sisqo performs the 'Thong Song' through tears at a children's birthday party

[Ferris]

A BNP swingers' night approaches its grim conclusion.

[buttgammon]

A fuckwit is impaled. Nobody even notices.

[PlanktonSideburns]

A plankton beats you at Jenga.

Chin up it was close!  Best of five?

[PlanktonSideburns]

A terminally ill Sisqo performs the 'Thong Song' through tears at a children's birthday party

I can't deny that made me laugh

[PlanktonSideburns]

You find an original vynil pressing of the choco leibniz corporate anthem in a charity shop for 2 quid.

Wow, wait till my mates see this! You incorrectly think

[petril]

Sesame Street and onanism lead you to run around the house singing "I got a new way to wank, wank wank", but you end up segueing into the Grandstand theme every thing

[jenna appleseed]

rescuing a parcel in your pants

[Foggy Buntwhistle]

The silver light of a full moon traces outlines in the woods, Neville strips off and crawls into the badgers set smeared with marmalade.

[a duncandisorderly]

I spent weeks filling a bong with my own tears, & now I've knocked it over, have to start again.

[Spoon of Ploff]

A Bob Dylan boxset is slowly eaten by ants.

The ants are not your friends.

They are not totally unsympathetic. They leave you with Christmas in the Heart

[Glebe]

"That's the last time I gift music to ants," grumbles Generous Seagull.

[Norton Canes]

The creator of Tails McQuail traps his thumb attempting to free up a tumble dryer mechanism

[Ferris]

They are not totally unsympathetic. They leave you with Christmas in the Heart

I unironically like Christmas in the Heart. Peak deso.

[Berthas Fat Leg]

Twice nightly?

More like once monthly.

[Berthas Fat Leg]

'The Time Of My Life' starts playing, the dance floor fills up again. You're the only person there without a partner.

[jenna appleseed]

Twice nightly?

More like once monthly.

what do you mean it doesn't count when it's only with *your* hand?

[jenna appleseed]

real life deso-sureality

"...you say you've been threatened by Gangsters...."

the sound of The Specials drifts from the open door of an almost empty, almost closing butchers.

[jenna appleseed]

I spent weeks filling a bong with my own tears, & now I've knocked it over, have to start again.

Legend Gary walks into the wrong thread and starts singing...

"IT GETS KNOCKED DOWN BUT IT GETS UP AGAIN, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP IT DOWN"

for ever and ever, refusing to leave.