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petrilTanaka

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #630 on: May 14, 2019, 10:50:41 PM »
a hipster Jeremy Kyle fan mutters "good, it fell off these last eight years"

dex

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #631 on: May 15, 2019, 07:31:51 AM »
a hipster Jeremy Kyle fan

That was enough and you're a new page deso!

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« Reply #632 on: May 15, 2019, 07:49:46 AM »


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-48275830

“Mr Farage is hosting an EU election rally in the Trago Mills car park in Merthyr Tydfil”

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #633 on: May 15, 2019, 02:50:00 PM »
Jeremy Kyle suddenly realizes who he is and what he’s done.

Chollis

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« Reply #634 on: May 15, 2019, 02:52:49 PM »
and slowly unzips his trousers

Glebe

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #635 on: May 15, 2019, 06:08:22 PM »
Graham Norton is drunkenly trying to unwrap a Twix in a carpark.

jenna appleseed

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #636 on: May 15, 2019, 06:11:30 PM »
A Bob Dylan boxset is slowly eaten by ants.

The ants are not your friends.

petrilTanaka

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #637 on: May 15, 2019, 08:10:33 PM »
Jeremy Kyle stands transfixed outside Victoria Amusements for what feels like hours. It is hours.

grassbath

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #638 on: May 15, 2019, 08:52:12 PM »
You come in drunk and have your first go at that meditation app you downloaded.

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #639 on: May 15, 2019, 10:36:24 PM »
After moving to Hunslet the Honk of Errands is becoming almost unbearable.

Glebe

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #640 on: May 16, 2019, 01:08:12 AM »
A plankton beats you at Jenga.

Chollis

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #641 on: May 16, 2019, 05:36:46 PM »
A terminally ill Sisqo performs the 'Thong Song' through tears at a children's birthday party

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #642 on: May 16, 2019, 05:49:04 PM »
A BNP swingers’ night approaches its grim conclusion.

buttgammon

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #643 on: May 16, 2019, 07:12:11 PM »
A fuckwit is impaled. Nobody even notices.

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #644 on: May 16, 2019, 08:35:26 PM »
A plankton beats you at Jenga.

Chin up it was close!  Best of five?

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #645 on: May 16, 2019, 08:36:02 PM »
A terminally ill Sisqo performs the 'Thong Song' through tears at a children's birthday party

I can't deny that made me laugh

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #646 on: May 16, 2019, 08:37:47 PM »
You find an original vynil pressing of the choco leibniz corporate anthem in a charity shop for 2 quid.

Wow, wait till my mates see this! You incorrectly think

petrilTanaka

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #647 on: May 16, 2019, 08:42:37 PM »
Sesame Street and onanism lead you to run around the house singing "I got a new way to wank, wank wank", but you end up segueing into the Grandstand theme every thing

jenna appleseed

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #648 on: May 16, 2019, 08:56:51 PM »
rescuing a parcel in your pants

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« Reply #649 on: May 17, 2019, 07:28:14 AM »
The silver light of a full moon traces outlines in the woods, Neville strips off and crawls into the badgers set smeared with marmalade.


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« Reply #650 on: May 17, 2019, 08:01:01 AM »
I spent weeks filling a bong with my own tears, & now I've knocked it over, have to start again.

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #651 on: May 17, 2019, 08:30:52 AM »
A Bob Dylan boxset is slowly eaten by ants.

The ants are not your friends.

They are not totally unsympathetic. They leave you with Christmas in the Heart

Glebe

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #652 on: May 17, 2019, 08:39:08 AM »
"That's the last time I gift music to ants," grumbles Generous Seagull.

Norton Canes

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #653 on: May 17, 2019, 09:38:52 AM »
The creator of Tails McQuail traps his thumb attempting to free up a tumble dryer mechanism

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #654 on: May 17, 2019, 04:55:18 PM »
They are not totally unsympathetic. They leave you with Christmas in the Heart

I unironically like Christmas in the Heart. Peak deso.

Berthas Fat Leg

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #655 on: May 17, 2019, 10:23:18 PM »
Twice nightly?

More like once monthly.

Berthas Fat Leg

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #656 on: May 17, 2019, 10:25:57 PM »
‘The Time Of My Life’ starts playing, the dance floor fills up again. You’re the only person there without a partner.

jenna appleseed

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #657 on: May 18, 2019, 02:21:51 AM »
Twice nightly?

More like once monthly.

what do you mean it doesn't count when it's only with *your* hand?

jenna appleseed

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #658 on: May 18, 2019, 02:24:50 AM »
real life deso-sureality

"...you say you've been threatened by Gangsters...."

the sound of The Specials drifts from the open door of an almost empty, almost closing butchers.


jenna appleseed

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #659 on: May 18, 2019, 02:27:32 AM »
I spent weeks filling a bong with my own tears, & now I've knocked it over, have to start again.

Legend Gary walks into the wrong thread and starts singing...

"IT GETS KNOCKED DOWN BUT IT GETS UP AGAIN, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP IT DOWN"

for ever and ever, refusing to leave.