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DESOLATION_V.swf

Started by PlanktonSideburns, January 25, 2019, 03:25:58 PM

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jenna appleseed

I've been awake since 9am, It's gone 2am on a friday night/sat morn, & I'm reduced to uploading photos of generic hospital toothpaste that looks vaguely like a PIL album

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Casper The Friendly Ghost disfigures a Muslim woman in an acid attack

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Thom Yorke barks instructions at his militia of child soldiers

اللعنة قتال اللعنة
اللعنة قتال اللعنة
اللعنة قتال اللعنة!!!!!!!

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Terry from Accounts Payable finds a lovely crawl space, safe, safe here surrounded by all the Ham.

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on May 18, 2019, 07:46:29 AM
Thom Yorke barks instructions at his militia of child soldiers

اللعنة قتال اللعنة
اللعنة قتال اللعنة
اللعنة قتال اللعنة!!!!!!!

He does look a lot like a late stage Metal Gear Solid villain now

Shoulders?-Stomach!

A caddy offers a tip.

'There's is a dog leg on the 12th, so..'
'3 iron with a bit of draw?'
'No, I mean...'

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Tokyo Olympic Games cancelled midway through because everyone has worms

Everyone

Shoulders?-Stomach!

A man, fake name Herod real name Gavin, designs and 3D prints the avant garde casket soon to contain his son's cankles.

Gregory Torso

A woman meticulously charts the progress of her cankles into knankles and, finally, thankles.

PlanktonSideburns


rasta-spouse

#670
After showing you a card trick that you weren't interested in a magician tells you that the cards you have been handling are coated in a popular politician's urine.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

A Roman coin is discovered and despite carbon dating the living shit out of it 500,000 times it appears that in fact Bez did actually rule the Empire between 35-50 AD.

Invicta Bez Romanum

Glebe

Derbyshire is the place to be, as a bored greyhound watches a sponge cake go stale.

PlanktonSideburns

the Mike Gapes Extended Universe is expanded

Glebe

"I've never loved a goose before, but your case, I'll make an exception."

Gregory Torso

A postal order for 7p made out to "NAN HAPY BIRTHDAY" slowly soaks up a puddle of loser piss outside Betfred.

pancreas

A child's Grade 1 violin attempt is denounced by the examiner as 'Aids-tier'.

jenna appleseed

shouting MAKE PHIL COLLINS' SCARY FACE GO AWAY at an superdeluxeedition email.

Glebe

A stale egg makes its way along an embankment.

pancreas

Jay Rayner, recently divorced by his wife on the grounds of trenchant and premeditated obesity, is in the Burger King in Membury Services (East) demanding a medium-rare Whopper.

Gregory Torso

Getting off with your cousin at your own christening.

petril

there's a noose loose aboot this hoose

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Gavin Esler calls his doorstep campaigning shtick for Change UK 'prosEslertyising'

Pingers

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on May 18, 2019, 07:50:41 AM
A caddy offers a tip.

'There's is a dog leg on the 12th, so..'
'3 iron with a bit of draw?'
'No, I mean...'

Laughed

pancreas

An attempt to publicise the virtues of 'cement sex' ends up costing the NHS £3m.

jenna appleseed

singing along to Abba's Lay All Your Love On My and changing the lyrics to
'It was like shooting a sitting duck
A little small talk, a smile, and baby, I was fucked.'

derek stitt

Wank socks found in teenage boys bedrooms are used as control points in an orienteering trial organised by the paedophile information exchange.

Bazooka

A ghost chokes to death eating cabbage.

a duncandisorderly

Quote from: jenna appleseed on May 18, 2019, 02:27:32 AM
Legend Gary walks into the wrong thread and starts singing...

"IT GETS KNOCKED DOWN BUT IT GETS UP AGAIN, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP IT DOWN"

for ever and ever, refusing to leave.

bizarrely, as you were posting this, a comment on summat I made on fb was being 'liked' by that alice nutter, the very one, who's a friend-of-a-friend.
that belongs in here f'sure.

pancreas

Great Ormond St: 'I don't know what to do about it, Sally. All I can tell you is I'm sick of pulling whole turbot out of these fucking kids' arseholes.'