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DESOLATION_V.swf

Started by PlanktonSideburns, January 25, 2019, 03:25:58 PM

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Glebe

Rees-Mogg slaps the face of a pauper.

derek stitt

Arguing with your gran that she can't have 'This piece of England shall be forever white' on her gravestone. You want 'Wogs out' because it's cheaper.

Mr Eggs


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Going round to your Uncle Gove on Boxing Day and getting a kiss

A particularly feeble gammon gazes shirtless into a provincial McDonald's while bellowing Two Tribes by that gay band.


derek stitt

The superstitious folk of rural Herefordshire start saluting magpies 'the old fashioned way' since the Leave vote won.

Glebe

Michael Gove pushes past everyone in a post office queue screaming, "BLOODY LOWER-ORDERS!"

a duncandisorderly

Quote from: touchingcloth on May 26, 2019, 11:08:06 AM
A man is sitting on a crowded train, the empty seat next to him being the last free space in the carriage.

He catches the eye of a tired and harried looking elderly standing man and says "this seat's free!"

"Nah," comes the response.


dex

Your Grandad roars with laughter at a James Corden interview. Sake!

Pingers

Domestic violence holiday tours with Geoff Boycott

dex

Quote from: Pingers on May 29, 2019, 04:26:37 PM
Domestic violence holiday tours with Geoff Boycott

Sex tourism in the third world with Thom Yorke

touchingcloth

A young man laughs, and doesn't realise it is the last time he will ever laugh. He is laughing at something in this thread.

Ferris

Getting nostalgic for Little Britain

Glebe

Floella Benjamin enjoys some videotaped episodes of Albion Market on a weekend break in the Brecon Beacons.

That could have gone in the 'Celebs doing things in places' thread, but it's not out of place here.

rasta-spouse

Timothy organises a kitty committee which fails to reach quorum and the subsequent media circus surrounding it forces him into sixteen months of interrailing. On the fifteenth month he is radicalized.

Howj Begg

Weekend Windjammers casuals tomorrow morning, we're open at ten and running the first Windjammers tourney on Sunday night. I've also got my Gear VR and my phone so probley gonna do VR porno, fiver for a minute plus a free drink.

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: grassbath on May 27, 2019, 10:24:40 AM
A milquetoast cries out 'noobs can't triforce!' as he wrestles with his mugger.

Loved this

Glebe

Graham from Staffordshire rams a coconut where the sun don't shine.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

A Doncaster of a man arranges his family in rape order

dex

Smashed teeth land in your pint as a Kerb stamping escapade happens outside your local.

derek stitt

A mobile abortionist jackknifes on the motorway causing a traffic jam, bored commuters start skidding on the spilled load to pass the time. 

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: Glebe on June 01, 2019, 12:50:12 AM
Graham from Staffordshire rams a coconut where the sun don't shine. Staffordshire.

Improved that one 4 u

Shoulders?-Stomach!

A Staffordshire Bull Terrier fails to ever see its Staffordshire homeland, its fertile farmland, its leafy glades, its bestiality meets. Fortunately they have all those in Ponteland.

petril

a coffin is slowly lowered into a grave to the sound of the original Only Fools and Horses theme

Spoon of Ploff

A man emerges from Rule34 just long enough to empty his bucket and stuff a cold Ginsters Cornish pasty into his mouth.

Glebe

Neil Hamilton rolls an out-of-date Scotch egg around the floor of a unwashed flat.

Spoon of Ploff

A farmer in Berkshire makes a Donald Trump crop circle in his wheat field to celebrate the presidents visit to the UK.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Barry Bonds farts on your face for twelve hours in a premonition. You snap out of it and check your diary. Barry Bonds is coming around later.

Ferris

But not 7x NL MVP Barry Bonds. It's just some bloke called Barry who works for Dulux in the warehouse.