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DESOLATION_V.swf

Started by PlanktonSideburns, January 25, 2019, 03:25:58 PM

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Twit 2

A teaching assistant's lanyard accidentally reads 'THE JEW RAPER OF AUSCHWITZ'.

Twit 2

A clapped-out vicar is haunted by a bowl of piss.

PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: derek stitt on June 01, 2019, 09:26:42 PM
A mobile abortionist jackknifes on the motorway causing a traffic jam, bored commuters start skidding on the spilled load to pass the time.

Fair play

PlanktonSideburns

Those two by twit2 also, chuckling

Lordofthefiles

For the first time, Debbie McGee goes a full day without acknowledging the urn on top of the fireplace.
She's moving on.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: Twit 2 on June 02, 2019, 11:08:38 PM
A teaching assistant's lanyard accidentally reads 'THE JEW RAPER OF AUSCHWITZ'.

She takes it back to the shop

WHERE'S BIRKENAU

WHERE THE FUCK IS BIRKENAU ON HERE

But, but Madam, the character li...

DON'T YOU DARE GIVE ME THAT SHIT

Twit 2

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on June 01, 2019, 02:56:09 PM
A Doncaster of a man arranges his family in rape order

I laughed.

batwings


batwings

A pensioner worries about oblivion during the numbers round on Countdown.

A retired farm vet is shunned by the main clique on a Discord of Rachel Riley stalkers for being too intense.



rasta-spouse

Local herberts livestream filling a cuckooed house with pineapple gas.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Your wedding sponsored by Grolsch

Lordofthefiles

A hastily constructed crown of pubes for the infant Christ

Lordofthefiles

A full back tattoo that reads:

"Pink Fliyd"

Lordofthefiles

£350 blue moccasins, no socks.

Ferris

A man looks at a desolation thread instead of the smiling face of his infant son.

the midnight watch baboon

A wayward lorry driver brushes dangerous metastatic changes into his wife's pelt on one of his infrequent visits home, to Immingham.

Lordofthefiles

The News slut says it's nuclear war... and it would seem from the accompanying footage that, indeed, it IS nuclear war.

*Desolation*

Pingers

Being stoned to death over an 8 day period with crusty cobs

the midnight watch baboon

IN THE GATESHEAD AREA ALONE, Dairy Lea Dunkers outsell all nationwide sales of contraception, dimwit vaccinations, childhood calcium, Coke Zero, Nappies, Calpol, fives a days, caniseed oil, xylitol, Nissan Leafs and subcutaneous lump busters; confirm the Wiggles, in song.

petril

a turd sits on the rotating wheel of the remains of a Ford Cortina(mk 2) lying on it's side

the midnight watch baboon

Ken wins some meat, as does Ian.

Lordofthefiles

Your parents sit you down for a chat in which it is revealed that shortly after you were born, and after much soul searching, "Dad had an operation to become 'Mam', and Mam had an operation that resulted in her becoming 'Dad'".

It's not weird, it's just a lot to take in, coming out of the blue like that.

dex

Deep fried butt nuggets.

Brian Freeze

Quote from: the midnight watch baboon on June 04, 2019, 06:24:44 PM
<snip> . . . . confirm the Wiggles, in song.

That was enough right there.

petril

Jesus returns to live through an equivalent human life today but can't quite handle the banter of the world of apprentice joiners.

dex

A panpipe rendition of Dancing In The Moonlight distorting over a PA system in a Northwich Poundland as the ceiling leaks from the heavy rain.

pancreas

Paul Ross overdoses on sild.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

It's like nailing Jelly to a Waltz.


Twit 2

A chaffinch has a 'no Asians' tattoo on its cunt.