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« Reply #1890 on: November 25, 2019, 09:09:16 AM »
A plate of chilli peppers as an art installation.

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« Reply #1891 on: November 25, 2019, 11:12:58 AM »
The mangled corpses of Rosie and Jim are dredged up from Grantham canal

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« Reply #1892 on: November 25, 2019, 11:20:22 AM »
Creative differences lead to Dick and Dom being locked in da bungalow and gassed to death

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« Reply #1893 on: November 25, 2019, 12:27:12 PM »
A crematorium operator receives a final plea: No, no, we changed our minds, we don't want to burn her!

The corner of his lips moves upwards. Too late now. Way too late now.

'Start the conveyor!'

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« Reply #1894 on: November 25, 2019, 02:14:09 PM »
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« Reply #1895 on: November 25, 2019, 04:39:26 PM »
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“You kill ‘em, we grill ‘em”

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« Reply #1896 on: November 25, 2019, 04:40:55 PM »
“You lost ‘em, we defrost ‘em”

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« Reply #1897 on: November 25, 2019, 10:37:04 PM »
Tanita Tikaram snaps and cunt-stamps an incontinent pug into a red mess.

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« Reply #1898 on: November 25, 2019, 10:41:52 PM »
four hours of a social gathering are wasted because a guy from New Zealand is there and everyone keeps pronouncing ten as "tin". he leaves an hour in.

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« Reply #1899 on: November 25, 2019, 11:50:55 PM »
Gordon Ramsay flays a chased marmoset and grills it to spite his kids.

Clare Runacres cackles bad tidings through a baguette.

Your boss says you’re being replaced by voles.

A registered sex offender fucks a tick in a box.

Your pond fills slowly with death and shite. Man from the council comes round on a routine turds inspection, craps and dies in it. You do the same, “because I was curious.”

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« Reply #1900 on: November 26, 2019, 01:37:44 AM »
It isn't Thursday, realises Clive.  He doesn't know why he's surprised.  It's never Thursday when he needs it to be.  Never.

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« Reply #1901 on: November 26, 2019, 07:25:06 AM »
Surgeon comes to meet you before your bypass op and it’s Jimmy White.

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« Reply #1902 on: November 26, 2019, 08:09:42 AM »
Surgeon comes to meet you before your op to remove a cue ball from your colon and it's Stephen Hendry, armed with an unchalked cue and an ominous grin.

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« Reply #1903 on: November 26, 2019, 08:51:46 AM »
Sturgeon comes to meet you and while fixing you with her gaze reaches down your trousers and manipulates your balls.

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« Reply #1904 on: November 26, 2019, 11:42:48 AM »
Surgeon comes to meet you before your op to remove a cue ball from your colon and it's Stephen Hendry, armed with an unchalked cue and an ominous grin.

the surgery is branded The Clydeside Classic

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« Reply #1905 on: November 26, 2019, 12:02:59 PM »
Your parents proudly announce they are voting Lib Dem.

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« Reply #1906 on: November 27, 2019, 07:24:48 AM »
An inverted penis can only be coaxed out by playing Vengaboys.

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« Reply #1907 on: November 27, 2019, 09:27:22 AM »
Steve kicks a sick thrush into a hedge

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« Reply #1908 on: November 27, 2019, 11:23:04 AM »
Due to an "administrative error" you are cremated to I Monster's 'Daydream in Blue'.

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« Reply #1909 on: November 27, 2019, 12:20:37 PM »
A man whose job it is to stand on a street shouting FRESH COFFEES is turned into pellets.

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« Reply #1910 on: November 27, 2019, 01:10:20 PM »
Ashley Giles angrily counts the dog turds in a public park then does nothing with the information.

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« Reply #1911 on: November 27, 2019, 01:13:41 PM »
A canal boat holiday is spoiled by rape jokes.

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« Reply #1912 on: November 27, 2019, 05:50:46 PM »
A canal boat holiday is spoiled by rape jokes.

And rCANALS

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« Reply #1913 on: November 27, 2019, 05:55:24 PM »
5 conniving call girls
4 guilty greengrocers
3 foetid freegans
2 mouthy mommas

... 1 WACKY MOVIE!!!!

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« Reply #1914 on: November 27, 2019, 06:59:43 PM »
Terry is downgraded from 'vegetable' to 'husk.'

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« Reply #1915 on: November 27, 2019, 09:23:51 PM »
Hammy the Hamster writes a letter back to Boris asking to be let off the hamster wheel of doom.

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« Reply #1916 on: November 27, 2019, 10:23:03 PM »
Your dating website claims to be a keen hiker unravel when you take your date on a five hour drive looking for the Liverpool Care Pathway.

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« Reply #1917 on: November 27, 2019, 11:57:50 PM »
Cerys has her disability benefits slashed just in time for Christmas.

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« Reply #1918 on: November 28, 2019, 12:40:13 AM »
Cerys has her wheelchair slashed on just in time for Christmas.

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Re: DESOLATION_V.swf
« Reply #1919 on: November 28, 2019, 12:41:27 AM »
Promises, promises.

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