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Cuellar · « **Reply #1950 on:** December 02, 2019, 07:55:28 PM »

You read about a "sex game gone wrong" that resulted in the death of a teenager and feel a pang of jealousy.

"That's living, that is"

petrilTanaka · « **Reply #1951 on:** December 02, 2019, 08:46:03 PM »

a pathetic "Gaelic is a pointless, dead language" reply is ignored by everyone in the reddit thread, except the gaelic translation bot, which translates it to Irish to take the piss

dallasman · « **Reply #1952 on:** December 02, 2019, 09:04:25 PM »

sorry wrong thread, wrong day

pancreas · « **Reply #1953 on:** December 02, 2019, 09:25:23 PM »

[tag] RIP General Bullshit. [/tag]

[tag] Desolation thread eats itself. [/tag]

[tag] This wouldn't happen in a free market economy. [/tag]

buttgammon · « **Reply #1954 on:** December 02, 2019, 10:28:10 PM »

Linguists retrospectively discover that the Manx language killed itself.

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #1955 on:** December 02, 2019, 10:32:56 PM »

Bavin got a jeb-on

Captain Z · « **Reply #1956 on:** December 03, 2019, 09:11:55 PM »

A 31-year-old Sales Director buys the latest Apple Watch as a Christmas present to himself in an Amazon Black Friday deal. He has it delivered to his work address hoping to impress the disinterested reception staff who burst into fits of giggles as he opens the box to reveal a toilet plunger.

Cuntbeaks · « **Reply #1957 on:** December 03, 2019, 09:40:51 PM »

A Dennis Nielsen look-a-like gets a Paul Weller haircut.

pancreas · « **Reply #1958 on:** December 03, 2019, 10:59:45 PM »

A murder of crows goes to work on a wonky toddler.

touchingcloth · « **Reply #1959 on:** December 03, 2019, 11:34:41 PM »

A bastard of toddlers pull the wings off a crow.

Cerys · « **Reply #1960 on:** December 04, 2019, 12:35:54 AM »

A robotic labrador rusts itself into creaking immobility on a Welsh beach.

Cerys · « **Reply #1961 on:** December 04, 2019, 12:43:28 AM »

A novice poltergeist accidentally manifests in Ormskirk.

Spoon of Ploff · « **Reply #1962 on:** December 04, 2019, 07:57:53 AM »

A CaBer accidently gives away their vilest of secretes in an overly detailed Desolation post.

Cerys · « **Reply #1963 on:** December 04, 2019, 08:32:36 AM »

A Dyson vacuum cleaner is sexually assaulted.

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #1964 on:** December 04, 2019, 08:46:11 AM »

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on December 04, 2019, 07:57:53 AM

A CaBer accidently gives away their vilest of secretes in an overly detailed Desolation post.

I said LEAVE IT...JUST LEAVE IT

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #1965 on:** December 04, 2019, 08:47:07 AM »

A frenzied baboon escapes its pen and I cower behind a gate as a young boy is torn to pieces

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #1966 on:** December 04, 2019, 12:32:11 PM »

Garfield of Henley chokes on the street food pizza slice 'Things Can Only Get Feta'.

pancreas · « **Reply #1967 on:** December 04, 2019, 10:59:22 PM »

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #1968 on:** December 04, 2019, 11:14:33 PM »

A rabid vicar takes the leap from sane to otherwise and forcefeeds what shocked bystanders describe as a 'shit ton' of wafers and communion wine down the gullet of Mavis the treasurer, while yelling 'have some of that, go on, ruined'.

pancreas · « **Reply #1969 on:** December 05, 2019, 12:12:14 AM »

Anosmia destroys Laura's one true joy: scratching her arsehole and smelling her fingers.

Nice Relaxing Poo · « **Reply #1970 on:** December 05, 2019, 08:42:52 AM »

Quote from: pancreas on December 05, 2019, 12:12:14 AM

Anosmia destroys Laura's one true joy: scratching her arsehole and smelling her fingers.

Hypoesthesia robs of the pleasure of scratching the itch.

Tbf I had to look up the medical condition in both yours and my post.

Cuntbeaks · « **Reply #1971 on:** December 05, 2019, 08:18:39 PM »

During one of his ill advised binges, Alfie Boe inhales and chokes to death on a Silverskin pickled onion.

A piss jar overflows onto a freshly laid carpet.

A cancer victim leaves a smoked sausage supper on the bus by mistake.

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #1972 on:** December 05, 2019, 09:31:52 PM »

Long long after the election results are in (I'm talking weeks), an enthusiastic campaigner is still knocking on the doors of Bishop Auckland pronouncing THINGS WILL ONLY GET BETTER WITH CORBYN

"Corbyn's in prison, the vile scum" shouts an angry resident who he recognises as Helen Goodman.

"She looks good in blue and pearls" he thinks and moves on to the next house.

Angrew Lloyg Wegger · « **Reply #1973 on:** December 05, 2019, 09:38:30 PM »

Pornhub.com

Your search for "mature BBW eating baguette on stilts" returned 11 results

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #1974 on:** December 05, 2019, 09:43:29 PM »

Quote from: Angrew Lloyg Wegger on December 05, 2019, 09:38:30 PM

Pornhub.com

Your search for "mature BBW eating baguette on stilts" returned 11 results

You refine to "mature BBW eating brie and grape baguette on stilts"...still 11 results

BlodwynPig · « **Reply #1975 on:** December 05, 2019, 09:51:30 PM »

1986 and Cock Turpin packs in the Highwayman game after trashing another Sinclair C5 during a failed hold-up on the A32

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #1976 on:** December 05, 2019, 10:48:55 PM »

PISS TERRY

Cerys · « **Reply #1977 on:** December 06, 2019, 12:07:51 AM »

A rocking-horse develops dyspraxia.

Shoulders?-Stomach! · « **Reply #1978 on:** December 06, 2019, 12:52:45 PM »

The phrase 'well get the dehumidifier out on the cunt' is uttered, somewhere in Runcorn

seepage · « **Reply #1979 on:** December 06, 2019, 03:26:03 PM »

'Teddies4Clothes' - exchanges your kids' cherished toys for much-needed garments nicked from the local council recycling.

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