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2019 gay couplings announced

Started by popcorn, January 27, 2019, 03:44:53 AM

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popcorn

The results so far:

canadagoose, you are gay with Cuellar.

St_Eddie, you are gay with pancreas.

Spoon of Ploff, you are gay with Dex Sawash.

Glebe, you are gay with Lisa Jesusandmarychain.

PlanktonSideburns, you are gay with Replies From View.

seepage, you are gay with Head Goose.

Good luck, everyone!

Ferris

Well that just leaves you and me, doesn't it popcorn? You sly dog, you.

canadagoose

Yeah, where's your big gay, popcorn? You can't escape it, you know.

seepage

what's the deadline to get my fist first shot in?

pancreas

Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I can't wait to get going.

PlanktonSideburns

Pancreas is clearly the winner here, and glebe the looser

Curious role reversal there

ziggy starbucks


popcorn

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on January 27, 2019, 03:56:09 AM
Well that just leaves you and me, doesn't it popcorn? You sly dog, you.

Says here on my list that FerriswheelBueller is gay with FerriswheelBueller.

Must be some kind of bug?

ziggy starbucks

Quote from: popcorn on January 27, 2019, 11:40:43 AM
Says here on my list that FerriswheelBueller is gay with FerriswheelBueller.

Must be some kind of bug?

the algorithm is rarely wrong and the selection makes sense if you knew FerriswheelBueller's proclivities

Dex Sawash


Lisa Jesusandmarychain

Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on January 27, 2019, 11:19:20 AM
Pancreas is clearly the winner here, and glebe the looser



Do you mind, mate ?

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

I'm quite happy with my coupling, although I really, really wanted to be gay with poo.

popcorn

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on January 27, 2019, 11:58:40 AM
I'm quite happy with my coupling, although I really, really wanted to be gay with poo.

Unfortunately when I entered poo into the algorithm it began behaving extremely erratically and melted at the plug socket.

petril

if it's not announced by Poppshed, it doesn't count.


PlanktonSideburns

Quote from: Lisa Jesusandmarychain on January 27, 2019, 11:57:28 AM
Do you mind, mate ?

I just know you're going to make him wear the jodie comer wig, and he will do it as well, as he's a good sport

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

That's all very well, and all very fine, but would " The Jodie Comer Wig " be a good name for a band or not? Undecided.

Ferris

Quote from: ziggy starbucks on January 27, 2019, 11:54:15 AM
the algorithm is rarely wrong and the selection makes sense if you knew FerriswheelBueller's proclivities

That's the last time I tell you anything in confidence.

If you need me, I'm in my room being gay with myself. Thanks.

thraxx

Excuse me but why aren't I gay with anyone it's not fair.

seepage

I'm waiting for a Giro to arrive in the post, before I can afford to go to the art shop - can I have an extension until next week?

Gregory Torso

i swore i would not venture into this thread

touchingcloth

I'm willing to be gay with all comers x

Ferris

Quote from: Gregory Torso on January 27, 2019, 09:55:40 PM
i swore i would not venture into this thread

You can still make it out without anyone knowing. I'll cover for you.

Gregory Torso

nice one. "you in't seen me, roight?"

Ferris

No worries, I'll meet you out back for our backyard gay coupling. Usual place.

Glebe


St_Eddie


PlanktonSideburns


Paul Calf

Quote from: PlanktonSideburns on January 27, 2019, 11:19:20 AM
Pancreas is clearly the winner here, and glebe the looser

Curious role reversal there


Curious Freudian slip there.

touchingcloth

Weiner's and Loosers sounds like a kickstarter of a card game for cunts.

touchingcloth

I'm ready for my gay up, mr DeMille. My heart and arse awai this experience with baited breath.