2019 Gay Off, pancreas vs St_Eddie

[pancreas]

Well, hello there, St_Eddie! Come and sit on my penis (*)?

(*) with no clothes on

[popcorn]

Yikes!

[BlodwynPig]

St. Eddie for the nob shot.

[St_Eddie]

I have no horse in this race.

_{Just myself, betwixt a gyrating man's legs, with a saddle strapped upon my back and a crop repeatedly hitting my red raw buttocks.  Business as usual, basically.}

[St_Eddie]

I'm coming to the finish line.

_{Like the proverbial geyser gayster.}

[Paul Calf]

You'd have to fancy pancs^{* **} for this one.


^{*If you were a gay man.
**Or a straight lady, or a straight man who fancied a bit of the old tourism.}

[touchingcloth]

Are we voting on this? If so I'd like to know each of your maximum arse gapes and lifetime Grindr scores.

[BlodwynPig]

Are we voting on this? If so I'd like to know each of your maximum arse gapes and lifetime Grindr scores.

Do keep up el chap.

St. Eddie for the nob shot.

[St_Eddie]

Damn straight.

<sub>(not very straight)

(I'm a shoe-in for this gay competition.  Go me!)</sub>

[Chollis]

some of the bendiest penises i've ever seen

[BlodwynPig]

When he first entered academia in the 90s he was surrounded by floppies, now, 25 years on, its all gigaflops and teraflops.