Author Topic: Celebrities doing things in places.  (Read 10608 times)

Glebe

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Celebrities doing things in places.
« on: January 28, 2019, 02:36:46 AM »
David Dickinson crushes a gone-off tangerine into the side of a bus shelter in Caerphilly.

Brenda Blethyn polishes off a bag of Mars Fun Size on a pier in Bournemouth.

Stockton-on-Tees is the place for Andrew Marr, who enjoys placating squirrels with song during his frequent stays there.

Meanwhile, Rimini proves a beautiful location for Lucy Worsley's duct-taping-marzipan-to-a-teasmade habit.

Martin Freeman is known to take the odd halibut for a stroll round Gateshead - weather permitting, that is!

And George Alagiah simply adores smelling ginger root while buttering his knob down Devon way!

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2019, 07:03:16 AM »
* Man With The Stick time-travels into the thread from 1990 *

Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2019, 07:09:43 AM »
Declan Donnelly dreams he's a giant squelching, pulsating maggot larvae. Destroying all in it's path, monstrous rage and screams of the innocent ring out.

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2019, 08:09:25 AM »
Don Estelle squeezes a hedgehog into a bowl in Dumfries.

Pingers

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2019, 11:45:39 AM »
Don Estelle squeezes a hedgehog into a bowl in Dumfries.

Love this, what an image.

Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2019, 12:35:43 PM »
James Cracknell offering pine cones to kids in Taplow.

Prison Biscuits

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2019, 12:45:27 PM »
Jim Broadbent looks at a broken cup on the pavement in Cheadle and thinks of his estranged son.

Prison Biscuits

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2019, 12:47:21 PM »
Stacy Keach listening to Sun Ra on his Walkman as the rain hits the roof of his trailer rhythmically.

Lisa Jesusandmarychain

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2019, 12:53:46 PM »
Anna Karen has a wank ( in her room ).

Norton Canes

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2019, 01:56:58 PM »
Something someone somewhere something

lebowskibukowski

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2019, 03:45:24 PM »
Chazz Palminteri cheating at conkers in a playground in Surbiton

lebowskibukowski

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2019, 03:46:25 PM »
Charles and Eddie and Chaka Demus and Pliers engaging in hand to hand to hand to hand combat on a wasteland just outside Pontypandy

Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2019, 04:06:17 PM »
Gaz Top selling used jockey shorts in Niddrie, cash only.

DangledTeeth

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2019, 04:55:46 PM »
Danny Dyer seen leaving his 2012 Range Rover with a carrier bag filled with Winalot and Frazzles, in Chaddlehanger

seepage

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2019, 05:01:32 PM »
Linda Lusardi chasing a swan into a Tesco, Forest of Dean

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2019, 05:02:49 PM »
Martin Bashir likes to recite his favourite pieces of Harold Pinter while using a clay pigeon launcher to shoot stray poodles across the River Tay. Allegedly.

Pingers

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2019, 07:35:13 PM »
Lenny Kravitz gooses your mum by the soups in Asda

Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2019, 07:09:14 AM »
Clive Owen picks up a carrot and eats it whilst he does his shop. He doesn't even pay for it!

Cuellar

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2019, 09:39:17 AM »
Tom Morello has a latte in Horton-Cum-Studley

lebowskibukowski

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2019, 10:24:30 AM »
Tom Shakespeare stands in a launderette, biding his time

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2019, 01:46:39 PM »
Billy Bob Thornton bends a macaw out of shape at the Grand Canyon.

Norton Canes

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2019, 02:27:38 PM »
Sheena Easton cries in an apse

Berthas Fat Leg

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2019, 02:37:48 PM »
Willie Rushton, playing the tuba appallingly, near Northampton.

Derek Nimmo, on a Dover-Calais ferry,  bemoaning the foibles of British Leyland.

Dennis Norden, juggling whelks in a northern port.

Jeff Stelling, listening to Fiddy Cent mixtapes whilst assembling Airfix Fokkes in Dunstable.

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2019, 02:55:56 PM »
Bella Emberg busking with a tuba and angrily asking anyone who gives her money what the fuck they think they're doing.

lebowskibukowski

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2019, 02:59:47 PM »
Simon Cadell running a meth lab in Aldershot

Golden E. Pump

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2019, 03:52:59 PM »
Neil Morrissey wins some gammon in a meat raffle.

Berthas Fat Leg

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #26 on: January 29, 2019, 04:38:41 PM »
Dennis Taylor absolutely hooning an entry-level Vauxhall Vectra through a Loughborough side street.

Big Bird from Sesame Street, watching a bum fight inside a Utah liquor store.

Bennett Brauer

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2019, 12:01:37 AM »
Paul Ross snorts mephedrone off the face of a man he met in Maidenhead.


EDIT: Sorry, just realised this is in H.S. Art.
« Last Edit: January 30, 2019, 12:12:36 AM by Bennett Brauer »

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2019, 03:53:05 AM »
Craig David re-alphabeticalizes his VHS collection in a lock-up near Salcombe.

Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2019, 03:56:09 AM »
Bill Beaumont picking his nose in Buxton.