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Celebrities doing things in places.

Started by Glebe, January 28, 2019, 02:36:46 AM

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Glebe

Ben Fogle examines the creases in a clumped-up pair of jeans in a box in Tunisia.

Lord Mandrake

Max Beesley steals a police cruiser in New Orleans and gets away with it and all.

rasta-spouse

CCH Pounder warping a churro out of shape on a sacred mountain.


Glebe

"REMEMBER YOU'RE A WOMBLE!" Bernard Cribbins screams into a foxhole on Wimbledon Common.

"Bum cock fanny," David Starkey slowly repeats to himself in a hovel in Turkey.

A brief pause in South Korea, now, where we find Jeffrey Archer drawing in the mess of a melted turnip.

And it's to the Arctic Circle we go lastly, to see how Richard Madeley is getting on with his building a dishwasher out of old scraps.

DangledTeeth

Chris Moyles tucking into a luxurious Aldi egg mayonnaise and cress sandwich, in Epsom. An empty packet of Smith's scampi fries blows past his feet.

Matthew Kelly, in hiking clothing, is reading a Homebase pamphlet inside an estate agents located in Raynes Park. The side pocket of his Karrimor backpack is undone.




Glebe

John Craven gifts rare eggs to a coven of nutballs in Droitwich.

CeeLo Green slams a flamingo into the side of a dumpster in downtown Philly.

Tia Carrere duct tapes a dolphin to the roof of a volvo in Lyon.

And lastly... House of Commons Speaker John Bercow peels a banana and throws the skin into the Hadron Collider deep beneath the Franco-Swiss border apparently!


rasta-spouse

Adam Aye points the crimson beam of a laser pen at a stranger's samurai top-knot on the Clapham night bus, "I wonder...is wrestling fake?" he thinks to himself.


Glebe

Lenny Henry has a top shag in a Premier Inn in Dunstable.

Ruth Madoc enjoys a second honeymoon with her hubby in a Cardiff B&B.

Simon McCoy engages the services of a 'lady of the night' for a quicky behind a skip in Clacton-on-Sea.

Leonardo DiCaprio does a screw with a model in a layby near Bern.

They're all at it!

Glebe

Carcassonne, 1973. Anthony Burgess is tying a leprechaun to some dustbins and reciting drunken bullshit.

Waterloo, 1815. Napoleon is investigating a heron that seems to have slipped from a willow branch down into a shallow dale.

Now we skip forward to 2001 and in the shadow of Castle Bran, Graham Gooch is inflating a paddling pool with a foot pump while trying to catch the end of a test match on a portable telly.

And finally we pay a visit to America in the past, where Johnny Appleseed is mushing a goblin's face in.

Glebe

Anne Robinson superglues a trout to the side of an ice cream van in Southend.

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall manages to stuff a small child into a bread bin in Palermo.

Bruno Mars subjects a passing antelope to three hours of verbal badness in Calgary.

Ben Mendelsohn developes a craving for Minstrels whilst cueing in a post office in Perth.

Glebe

Dermot Murnaghan calls a tramp "mithering" in a side-alley in Oslo.

rasta-spouse

Nish Kumar in his Pimlico kitchen seasoning his chicken with a citrus salt that he's put a lot of effort into. Josh Widdecombe looks on despondent, wondering whether there's something more out there.

poo


Glebe

Jasper Carrott grates an actual carrot into the Thames at Henley.

rasta-spouse

John Moloney superglues a usb stick full of Bob Hope films to the back of a funnel-web spider and sends it up a drainpipe at Haringey NHS Trust Hospital. On his way home he leans at a cashpoint, "free from it all" he sighs.


Glebe

Quote from: rasta-spouse on April 02, 2019, 12:54:48 AMJohn Moloney superglues a usb stick full of Bob Hope films to the back of a funnel-web spider and sends it up a drainpipe at Haringey NHS Trust Hospital. On his way home he leans at a cashpoint, "free from it all" he sighs.

Heh!

rasta-spouse

Sometimes you've just got to let those Road to.... movies go.

Glebe

Quote from: rasta-spouse on April 02, 2019, 01:00:41 AMSometimes you've just got to let those Road to.... movies go.

It reminds me of the time Oliver Letwin dropped a 1TB hard drive packed with George Formby rarities into the Clyde.

Glebe

Barry Scott watches The Boxtrolls on Sky Cinema in a two-star hotel in Fife.

Ray Travez

Jeremy Paxman has paid good money to have his legs replaced with a faun's, and he hops around the car park at Haringey leisure centre asking passers-by, "Whaddaya think, eh?!"

Bazooka

Omid Djalili is denied access to Iran for not making enough Iranian jokes.

Glebe

James May rides around Outer Mongolia on a child's trike.

Gary Rhodes excavates a rare sausage during a twilight dig in Azerbaijan.

Carey Mulligan pushes cold oatmeal into Jonathan Ross' letterbox for three days running.

Gareth Southgate sits in an ashtray and recites his favourite Robert Burns pieces beneath an underpass in Bali.

Glebe

Esther Rantzen enjoys a pina colada in a pub in Harringay.

Glebe

Jan Hammer performs the Miami Vice theme on a Casio VL-1 in a dustbin around the back of a B&Q in Surrey.

Greg Davies feeds Jon Richardson some warm liga in a farmhouse near Cologne.

Toyah Wilcox phones Maggie Smith and asks her in she fancies a pint down the Dog & Hammer, Camden. Smith makes her excuses and hangs up.

Lindsey Buckingham punches a hare beneath Brighton Pier.

rasta-spouse

Ronan Farrow on a mid-atlantic flight being disturbed by frequent fits of laughter from the small bespectacled man seated next to him enjoying a hardback book, as the plane lands at Gatwick he gets a glimpse of the title: A History of Nutmeg.


buttgammon

Phill Jupitus throws a bell against the wall after the concierge of a 3-star hotel in Milton Keynes omits an 'l' from his name.

Glebe

Oldboy director Park Chan-wook divides up a Tunnock's caramel wafer between five penguins and a swan at London Zoo.

Julianna Margulies sends a postcard home from Whitley Bay, reading; 'Wish you were here, weather lovely people nice grand man howay the lads'.

Simon Schama buys a £1 bag of penny chews in a corner shop in Dudley. "The cola bottles are me favourite!"

Duncan Goodhew gentle strokes a shrew under an awning at the foot of the Matterhorn.

Bazooka

Chris Eubank diffuses a  world war 2 bomb with his tongue.

Glebe

Bill Pullman enjoys a bag of Haribo Starmix in the coastal region of Big Sur, California.

Nigel Havers has a fifteen-minute argument with a traffic warden in Sofia. He eventually accepts that he committed a parking violation, then immediately runs off, accidently leaving his wallet in the hire car.

Ken Stott sits outside an Aldi in Prestwick drinking cans of special brew and throwing things at passers-by.

Julia Roberts superglues a hedgehog to the side of her Volvo and screams "Beat that!"

Ray Travez

On his hands and knees, Barney Sumner blows a small plastic dinosaur down Kensington High Street.