Author Topic: Celebrities doing things in places.  (Read 6856 times)

buttgammon

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2019, 10:41:55 AM »
Gavin Esler wins a bootlegged Frozen toy in a fairground game in Rhyl.

Dean Gaffney feasts on the cargo of a jackknifed Ginster's lorry just outside Bamber Bridge on the M6.

Anthea Turner hurls abuse at a mouse in Bognor Regis.

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2019, 10:59:56 AM »
Rory McGrath likes covering aardvarks in Ronseal near a pond in Haverstock.

Patricia Routledge once pardoned a goat next to a dumpster in Kent.

Alan Alda used to drive 200 miles down to New Mexico to introduce Walter Matteau to a penguin.

And Nigel Mansell loves crunching on McVities Hobnobs in Barking!

Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2019, 11:20:37 AM »
Chris Packham deliberately lets his tamagotchi die behind an incinerator in Ben Fogle.

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2019, 02:40:16 PM »
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen pushes a cabbage under a man's fence in Leytonstone.

Melinda Messenger composes an opera in a shed in Filey.

Henning Wehn sorts out his tax disc in Clacton-on-Sea.

Nerys Hughes pinches a lemon sponge off a plate in a Devonshire tea room!

lebowskibukowski

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2019, 03:53:46 PM »
Gary Taylor-Fletcher bursts children's balloons with a pin in Enniskillen.
Normski hides behind a gravestone in a churchyard in Lewes.
Baz Bamigboye spontaneously combusts five miles outside Cheam.
Big Ron off of Eastenders searches for the corpse of Anne Haddy in the Bungle Bungles.

Lordofthefiles

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2019, 08:41:01 PM »
John Paul Jones adding a final lick of paint to his recently completed go-cart in a Salford back lane.

Norton Canes

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2019, 10:05:00 PM »
A man, a plan, Panama

Norton Canes

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2019, 10:05:35 PM »
In a canal

Sorry

non capisco

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #38 on: February 01, 2019, 12:46:40 AM »
Emu chairing a debate about the pros and cons of all-women art shows in I dunno Battersea.

non capisco

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #39 on: February 01, 2019, 12:49:49 AM »
Bungle incandescent with entitled boredom sat on a bench in Thurrock Lakeside shopping centre, listening to the cassette single of 'Jump Around' by House Of Pain, waiting for Geoffrey to come out of I dunno Top Man

Nowhere Man

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #40 on: February 01, 2019, 04:06:15 AM »
Donald Fagen holds in a MASSIVE fart waiting for a bus in Orpington.

Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #41 on: February 01, 2019, 03:37:35 PM »
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen scoffs at a whippet in East Sheen.

Lordofthefiles

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #42 on: February 01, 2019, 03:51:24 PM »
As the Sky News taxi sounds its horn outside, Owen Jones sniffs the crotch of his favourite chinos, scrunches his face up in revulsion, licks his lips, and puts them on anyway.

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #43 on: February 15, 2019, 01:37:29 AM »
Rory McGrath and Roger DeCourcey have a vicious fight in a London car park. Nookie Bear gawps on in bemused astonishment.

Wyclef Jean goes down Blackpool Pier on a spacehopper.

Norris McWhirter challenges Bob Dole to a game of Hungry Hippos in Glencoe.

Naga Munchetty smashes a Connect Four off a rock in Andorra.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #44 on: February 15, 2019, 07:50:56 AM »
Craig David has a cornetto on Cromer Pier.

FerriswheelBueller

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #45 on: February 15, 2019, 07:51:41 AM »
John Inverdale stuck on hold with the complaints department at WeBuyAnyCar.com

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #46 on: February 15, 2019, 07:54:14 AM »
The lyrics to Famous Blue Raincoat are misremembered by Trisha Goddard at Asda Milton Keynes.

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #47 on: February 15, 2019, 07:56:38 AM »
Johnny Marr. Cross stitch. His front room.

Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #48 on: February 15, 2019, 03:03:59 PM »
Nick Owen stubbing cigs out on his own arse in a Uttoxeter loft.

Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #49 on: February 15, 2019, 03:13:40 PM »
Gyles Brandreth torments a stoat outside of Runcorn

Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #50 on: February 15, 2019, 10:49:05 PM »
Roland Rivron mischievously sprinkles parsley in Gary Rhodes' sleep apnea mask on Canvey Island




Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #51 on: February 16, 2019, 02:09:00 AM »
Jamiroquai rams a budgerigar into a Sega Megadrive in Cheam.

Rudy Giuliani puts segments of mandarin orange on a cash register in an Oklahoma bar, and cries, "Snap them up, while y'can, while y'can!"

Leslie Phillips hangs around Soho looking for a hot date! "Ding dong!"

Howdy Doody hitches a ride on a boxcar down Mexico way.

Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #52 on: February 16, 2019, 05:33:04 PM »
Vannessa-Mae executes a perfect rolling senton onto Henry Kelly's exposed ballbag near a busy half-pipe in Surrey and declares herself "post-religion"


Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #53 on: February 18, 2019, 02:38:15 PM »
Bryan Adams does a sudoku while waiting for a train in Ludlow.

Pete Sampras consumes a Tunnock's caramel wafer in a tunnel near Rotherhide.

Sandra Bullock attaches gerbils to a man from Salford in Benidorm.

Dizzee Rascal surveys the proposed location for a new Bernie Inn in County Wexford.

Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #54 on: February 18, 2019, 11:42:18 PM »
Sophie Aldred replaces the lightbulbs in a buy-to-let property near Padstow, her suspicion is aroused by a heavy bowling ball with a face painted on it falling down the stairs.


Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #55 on: February 19, 2019, 02:31:23 AM »
Bob Mills buying cigarettes and The Racing Post in a newsagents in Dunstable

Christopher Biggins eating a sausage roll outside a bookies in Falmouth

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #56 on: February 19, 2019, 03:05:23 AM »
The late Keith Barron revisits the set of Duty Free, then sits on a bench outside the studio and eats half a packet of Starburst.

dex

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #57 on: February 19, 2019, 03:07:34 PM »
Ian Hislop attempts to run off his gout in the Cotswolds.

Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #58 on: February 19, 2019, 03:38:16 PM »
Todd Carty guffs onto an Argos catalogue in Milton Keynes.

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #59 on: February 20, 2019, 09:38:54 AM »
Barry Scott coaxes a squirrel into a hedgerow in Knightsbridge.

Brenda Blethyn cajoles a lost child into retrieving her umbrella from a shed roof in the county Durham.

James Joyce goes up O' Connell Street on a small pig or hog of some description.

Kylo Ren applies for car insurance in Skegness.