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Celebrities doing things in places.

Started by Glebe, January 28, 2019, 02:36:46 AM

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buttgammon

Gavin Esler wins a bootlegged Frozen toy in a fairground game in Rhyl.

Dean Gaffney feasts on the cargo of a jackknifed Ginster's lorry just outside Bamber Bridge on the M6.

Anthea Turner hurls abuse at a mouse in Bognor Regis.

Glebe

Rory McGrath likes covering aardvarks in Ronseal near a pond in Haverstock.

Patricia Routledge once pardoned a goat next to a dumpster in Kent.

Alan Alda used to drive 200 miles down to New Mexico to introduce Walter Matteau to a penguin.

And Nigel Mansell loves crunching on McVities Hobnobs in Barking!

Gregory Torso

Chris Packham deliberately lets his tamagotchi die behind an incinerator in Ben Fogle.

Glebe

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen pushes a cabbage under a man's fence in Leytonstone.

Melinda Messenger composes an opera in a shed in Filey.

Henning Wehn sorts out his tax disc in Clacton-on-Sea.

Nerys Hughes pinches a lemon sponge off a plate in a Devonshire tea room!

lebowskibukowski

Gary Taylor-Fletcher bursts children's balloons with a pin in Enniskillen.
Normski hides behind a gravestone in a churchyard in Lewes.
Baz Bamigboye spontaneously combusts five miles outside Cheam.
Big Ron off of Eastenders searches for the corpse of Anne Haddy in the Bungle Bungles.

Lordofthefiles

John Paul Jones adding a final lick of paint to his recently completed go-cart in a Salford back lane.

Norton Canes


Norton Canes


non capisco

Emu chairing a debate about the pros and cons of all-women art shows in I dunno Battersea.

non capisco

Bungle incandescent with entitled boredom sat on a bench in Thurrock Lakeside shopping centre, listening to the cassette single of 'Jump Around' by House Of Pain, waiting for Geoffrey to come out of I dunno Top Man

Nowhere Man

Donald Fagen holds in a MASSIVE fart waiting for a bus in Orpington.

Lord Mandrake

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen scoffs at a whippet in East Sheen.

Lordofthefiles

As the Sky News taxi sounds its horn outside, Owen Jones sniffs the crotch of his favourite chinos, scrunches his face up in revulsion, licks his lips, and puts them on anyway.

Glebe

Rory McGrath and Roger DeCourcey have a vicious fight in a London car park. Nookie Bear gawps on in bemused astonishment.

Wyclef Jean goes down Blackpool Pier on a spacehopper.

Norris McWhirter challenges Bob Dole to a game of Hungry Hippos in Glencoe.

Naga Munchetty smashes a Connect Four off a rock in Andorra.

Ferris

Craig David has a cornetto on Cromer Pier.

Ferris

John Inverdale stuck on hold with the complaints department at WeBuyAnyCar.com

Ferris

The lyrics to Famous Blue Raincoat are misremembered by Trisha Goddard at Asda Milton Keynes.

Ferris

Johnny Marr. Cross stitch. His front room.

Lord Mandrake

Nick Owen stubbing cigs out on his own arse in a Uttoxeter loft.

greenman

Gyles Brandreth torments a stoat outside of Runcorn

rasta-spouse

Roland Rivron mischievously sprinkles parsley in Gary Rhodes' sleep apnea mask on Canvey Island




Glebe

Jamiroquai rams a budgerigar into a Sega Megadrive in Cheam.

Rudy Giuliani puts segments of mandarin orange on a cash register in an Oklahoma bar, and cries, "Snap them up, while y'can, while y'can!"

Leslie Phillips hangs around Soho looking for a hot date! "Ding dong!"

Howdy Doody hitches a ride on a boxcar down Mexico way.

rasta-spouse

Vannessa-Mae executes a perfect rolling senton onto Henry Kelly's exposed ballbag near a busy half-pipe in Surrey and declares herself "post-religion"


Glebe

Bryan Adams does a sudoku while waiting for a train in Ludlow.

Pete Sampras consumes a Tunnock's caramel wafer in a tunnel near Rotherhide.

Sandra Bullock attaches gerbils to a man from Salford in Benidorm.

Dizzee Rascal surveys the proposed location for a new Bernie Inn in County Wexford.

rasta-spouse

Sophie Aldred replaces the lightbulbs in a buy-to-let property near Padstow, her suspicion is aroused by a heavy bowling ball with a face painted on it falling down the stairs.


MidnightShambler

Bob Mills buying cigarettes and The Racing Post in a newsagents in Dunstable

Christopher Biggins eating a sausage roll outside a bookies in Falmouth

Glebe

The late Keith Barron revisits the set of Duty Free, then sits on a bench outside the studio and eats half a packet of Starburst.

dex

Ian Hislop attempts to run off his gout in the Cotswolds.

Lord Mandrake

Todd Carty guffs onto an Argos catalogue in Milton Keynes.

Glebe

Barry Scott coaxes a squirrel into a hedgerow in Knightsbridge.

Brenda Blethyn cajoles a lost child into retrieving her umbrella from a shed roof in the county Durham.

James Joyce goes up O' Connell Street on a small pig or hog of some description.

Kylo Ren applies for car insurance in Skegness.