Celebrities doing things in places.

[Glebe]

Jodie Comer spends a morning pushing a packet of Cheesy Wotsits under a chair in Yarmouth, before going back to Hollywood to do big productions.

[seepage]

Gary Gygax rolls a six in a Southend Travelodge

[dex]

Jeremy Kyle circles several job ads in the Cambridgeshire Loot. After mulling for a few minutes he thinks "Nah!" and concludes the heat will die down in a couple of months. Who gives a fuck about Greenfell now?

[rasta-spouse]

Phil Wang sings his copy of Herodotus a lullaby in Ibiza.

[Glebe]

Gregory Hines is doing the dishes in a kitchen in Cromer.

[Lord Mandrake]

Peter Shilton chokes out a Big Issue seller on the Chiswick high road.

[Glebe]

John Nettles crumbles up a Wagon Wheel and feeds it to a cormorant in Sark.

[Glebe]

Pauley Perrette chucks a stapler over a fence in Moldova.

[Lord Mandrake]

Nicky Clarke, sends malicious tweets to Nadiya Hussein from his mountain hideout in Cambodia.

[Glebe]

George Clooney enjoys chicken in a basket at a cabaret night in Wigan.

[Dr Sanchez]

Lenny Henry just gave birth to a demon under a bridge in Stoke.

[rasta-spouse]

Frank Langella wakes up at Google HQ with a hand wrapped in clingfilm.

[Glebe]

Ava Max knocks over a tower of bean tins in a Waitrose near Wrexham.

[Glebe]

Michael Shannon goes fly fishing at Whitley Bay.

[Glebe]

Ranulph Fiennes catapults a box of Cadbury's Milk Tray into a lake in Falkirk.

Lady Gaga has a go of one of them old Simon games at the Mull of Kintyre.

That actor Justin Theroux goes mad on a roundabout in Kensington.

Eric Idle stuffs a dirty bomb into Chesney Hawkes' letterbox in Cape Canaveral.

[Bazooka]

Gary Rhodes impales a homeless man using his spikey hair in Chesterfield.

[Lord Mandrake]

Bryan Robson admires the arse of a corpse in Benghazi.

[Glebe]

Fern Britton stabs a toucan with a walnut in Prestatyn.

[rasta-spouse]

Rufus Hound measures the circumference of a juggalo's head in imperial units at his mum's house.

[Glebe]

Gavin Esler throws some Farley's Rusk at a giraffe in Hebden.

[Glebe]

Robin Lord Taylor finds a working fax machine in a skip near Nantwich.

[willpurry]

Sophie Grigson and Michael Keating play skittles with a mini football and vintage Matey bottles, in Trafalgar Square.

[Hey, Punk!]

Lord Hestletine sheds his skin in Newport.

[Glebe]

Howard Jones boomerangs a cornflake off Staines.

[willpurry]

Ursula Andress gives a private gun show for Les Bubb in a four man tent on Dartmoor.

[Glebe]

Jonathan Frakes purchases a Cadbury's Tiffin in a Waitrose near Stockport.

[Glebe]

Paul Hollywood punches a packet Haribo Starmix into the Thames at Henley.

[The Bumlord]

John Virgo grunts obscenities into a funnel in Haywards Heath.

[Glebe]

Amanda Redman observes a Flymo on a lawn in Capetown.

[Glebe]

Dexter Fletcher rolls around a heath in Derbyshire in a giant bubble!