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Celebrities doing things in places.

Started by Glebe, January 28, 2019, 02:36:46 AM

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Glebe

Ainsley Harriot smashes a Dyson vacuum cleaner against the side of Brighton Pier for a week.

Lord Mandrake

Paloma Faith etching Wiccan symbols onto a hillock in Ribblesdale.

Glebe

Gwendoline Christie chews a Curly Wurly near Preston.

rasta-spouse

Charlie from Busted takes in the zeitgeist at Colonial Williamsburg. "I wish I had multi-dimensional hair," he says making a pretend machine-gun with his fingers and hands.

Glebe

Mel C grates a carrot and pops it in a souffle in Cheadle. You can take that as an innuendo if you want.

Lord Mandrake

Tiff Needell hypnotizes a councillor in Bracknell.

Glebe

Tinie Tempah makes himself a hot Bovril in Essex.

Glebe

Graham McTavish fires a fish finger westward over an area of the Pennines.

Glebe

CM Punk hockey-sticks a didgeridoo across a lawn in Philadelphia.

Glebe

John Major abseils around Lindisfarne screaming, "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!"

Johnny Mathis pole vaults over Skegness.

Reese Witherspoon tosses a hole punch off the side of Bromley.

Somewhere along the Channel Tunnel, Raymond Blanc squats down and does a shit, whispering, "Vive la France."

non capisco

Dustin Diamond, Screech out of 'Saved By The Bell', urinates in his own mouth outside the Churchill Theatre in Bromley mistakenly thinking that's the sort of thing that Bromley might be interested in. He's clutching at straws now. They didn't want it in Penge, they didn't want it in Bickley, they didn't want it in Shortlands, they didn't want it outside the Chinese Garage near Beckenham. If they don't want it in Bromley he'll take it to the shuffling unfortunates that roam St. Mary Cray. Somewhere they'll remember, Screech.

Glebe

Quote from: non capisco on June 02, 2019, 01:49:21 AMDustin Diamond, Screech out of 'Saved By The Bell', urinates in his own mouth outside the Churchill Theatre in Bromley mistakenly thinking that's the sort of thing that Bromley might be interested in. He's clutching at straws now. They didn't want it in Penge, they didn't want it in Bickley, they didn't want it in Shortlands, they didn't want it outside the Chinese Garage near Beckenham. If they don't want it in Bromley he'll take it to the shuffling unfortunates that roam St. Mary Cray. Somewhere they'll remember, Screech.

Heh!

Daniel Day Lewis charges around the Arndale Centre with a fake bomb shouting, "THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!"

Natasha Henstridge hides a microwave pie inside a kitchen drawer unit in an IKEA in Dunbarton.

rasta-spouse

Slowthai demands to be served fried spine of wild horse and walnuts at the garden centre.

Glebe

Fantasy artist Boris Vallejo paints a giant Conan on the side of a coal train in Acton.

Ellen Page shoves twenty Wagon Wheels down a drain pipe in Surrey.

Director Darren Aronofsky congeals some goose fat round the back of an Aldi outside Cleethorpes.

Paul McCartney has a bubble bath in Valencia.

Bazooka

S-Club 7 immolate themselves in County Durham, in a protest against the price of Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings.

Ross Kemp calls a dormant volcano a "fucking coward" in Mauritius.

Glebe

Neil Morrissey repairs a haversack in a barn in Kent.

Graham Gooch attends a zumba class beneath Lake Tahoe.

Sally Gunnell heats a packet of McCain Micro Chips in a small oubliette near Cheshire.

Denise van Outen uses an old Radio Times to mop up some dog wee in her Clapham maisonette.

Glebe

Ralph Ineson is comparing an onion to a chive near Suffolk.

It's St. Kitt and Nevis where you'll discover George Galloway, scrubbing down an octopus with a piece of old lint.

To Phuket, now, where Imogen Poots is comparing rice to a kind of imaginary dentistry.

Patricia Arquette is on Jupiter smashing a Cornetto into a wombat's face.

Glebe

Steve McFadden tosses a macaw out a hotel window in Corfu.

Glebe

Terence Stamp buys a VHS of the complete Wombles in a Woolworths in Thailand.

Glebe

AC/DC screamer Brian Johnson sprinkles a load of Bombay mix onto a slovenly ostrich near Cleethorpes.

Tony Tony Tony

Les Dennis spray paints his name on a wall in Norwich.

Glebe

Trevor MacDonald strangles a pelican near a bypass in Cheshire.

Lord Mandrake

Peter Duncan murders a kid in Quito.

Glebe

Sylvester McCoy spends an afternoon in Bournemouth bouncing Hobnobs off a postbox.

Glebe

Nigel Lythgoe murders a chaffinch in Monico.

Andy Partridge takes a weekend break in Sardinia, where he stalks Hilary Swank and keeps annoying her with a fishing rod.

Jeremy Vine poleaxes a frog near Kent.

Dina Carroll takes a shopping trolley for a spin in the carpark of a Waitrose in Dunstable.

Lord Mandrake

Bill Beaumont de-worms a Reggae singer on East Falkland.

willpurry

Kate Copstick has a clay pigeon shooting session, using Clive Anderson's home made jaffa cakes, in Battersea Park.

Glebe

Dave Spikey crushes an meerkat near a Morrisons in Devonshire.

San Francisco, 1924. Harold Lloyd is necking a Red Bull and taking a slash at the same time behind a Macy's or something.

Gordon the Gopher is splurging on his duty frees at Schipol Airport.

Tim McInnerny buys a load of tennis racquets in Calais. Doesn't even play the bloody game.

Glebe

Rowland Rivron throws hundreds of darts into the front door of the Lakeside in (checks Wiki and copy and pastes) in the village of Frimley Green near Camberley in west Surrey.

Patrick Bergin criticises a squirrel's style sense behind a bushel of nutmegs in South Korea.

Dana Carvey assembles some flatpack furniture in Bolivia.

Dame Maggie Smith rams Theo Walcott into a fridge magnet near Balmoral.