Celebrities doing things in places.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Tony Robinson drinks a pint of bitter at a riverside pub in Stratford.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Trevor Nelson treads in dog shit in Pontypridd

[dr_christian_troy]

An adult who was once the kid from the Werther's Original advert walks into ASDA in Wandsworth, buys his shopping and leaves, without incident.

[Fishfinger]

A pop-eyed Richard Dawkins wrestles with a Cumbrian tabernacle. "If God existed," he screeches, his voice rising to a crescendo, "would he let me do this?" He breaks a finger.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Ruby Wax causes a brouhaha in an artisan bakery in Woking.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Vas Blackwood wins a fiver on a scratchcard in Fulham.

[dr_christian_troy]

Charles Dance walks his dog in a park in Maidstone. An old woman screams IT TAKES ALL SORTS DON'T IT to no one in particular from a nearby tree. Charles starts to feel ill as he realises his dog has farted. The old woman screams WHERE IS MY SON

[Huxleys Babkins]

Alan Shearer adopts a pet rabbit named "Scampi" in Malvern.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Fiona Phillips struggles to find the correct change at the park & ride in Oxford.

[dr_christian_troy]

Nick Robinson shoots himself with a spudgun in his Nunhead flat. He wakes up in hospital with the taste of crisps in his mouth.

[dr_christian_troy]

Shirley Bassey falls up some stairs when leaving the toilets at a Spoons pub near Liverpool Street Station.

[dr_christian_troy]

Billie Piper attends a conference on climate change in Rutland.

[dr_christian_troy]

Ian Hislop is approached by a man on Sevenoaks High Street. He silently puts his phone out towards Ian, who assumes the man would like a selfie. The man shows Ian a photo of his penis. Ian crosses the road quickly.

[Glebe]

"Who remembers Slush Puppies?" chuckles Alan Titchmarsh at a get-together in Cleethorpes.

Coincidentally, at almost exactly the same moment, Malcolm Hebden is telling Adam Woodyatt, "I used to hate them bloody Slush Puppies, disgusting, they were." He goes on; "And them Soda Streams were a fucking nightmare to use. Go on, Adam, have the last custard cream." They are in a cafe in Stoke.

"I've noticed a lot of darkies have moved into the area recently," David Dickenson whispers to a binman outside his Scarborough holiday home.

Ricky Martin boots a Toffee Crisp into a lake near Riga. "It was past it's date," he explains to a nearby peasant woman.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Celia Imrie successfully bids for the ashes of the actor John Savident on eBay and proceeds to eat them with a spoon in Kew Gardens.

[Lord Mandrake]

Tony Hadley giving Tarot readings in Osterley. £3.95

[Bazooka]

A bloated Vanessa Phelps dyes salmon fillets black and hurdles  them at children,demanding they gobble up the flesh of Satan, at the annual Duke of Edinburgh Awards.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Daley Thompson drives back to the McDonald's drive through in Brentwood when he discovers they didn't pack the sauces for his twenty piece Chicken McNuggets ShareBox.

[Glebe]

Bradley Cooper goes into a cornershop in Hollywood and purchases the following items:

1 x Double Decker bar
2 x Large Yops
1 x packet of Rizla papers
3 x packets of Monster Munch (Pickled Onion)
1 x Whizzer and Chips comic
2 x can Irn Bru
Dirty magazine "for my uncle" (refused)
1 x fidget spinner

Then he meets his mate Len and they convince a man to go into the local Tesco and buy a 2LT of Scrumpy Jack for them. Then they sit on Sunset Boulevard drinking it and laughing at passers-by.

[Glebe]

Jeffrey Holland reads one of them harry potters books on a train journey to Skegness.

Roland Rat stuffs a bundle of lettuce heads into a haversack and fucks it off the Clifton Suspension Bridge.

Derek Acorah gifts his nephew a second-hand George Foreman grill at said nephew's wedding in the County Wexford.

Val Kilmer pushes a pram filled with bottles of Famous Grouse around Runcorn for days.

[dex]

The lid of a king-bin is opened in Crewe, and who should be spotted inside, eating rubbish with no expression on their face? Dave Benson-Phillips.

[Glebe]

"Hmmm, might go to Knightsbridge and torment a parrot with bad anecdotes," considers Paul Ross.

"Benedict Cumberbatch, where are you off to after the Oscars party?" enquires a reporter.

"Just up to Glendale to gently roll Harry Kane against a clothes horse for awhile," reveals Cumberbatch.

[dex]

Andi Peters rips all the fire blankets out of their dispensers whilst youth hostelling in Snowdonia.

[Glebe]

Tess Daly shoves Zayn Malik into a sausage mincer down Wardour Street way.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Nicholas Witchell buys a new laptop at the Apple store in Bromley.

[garbed_attic]

Sid Viscous steps on a prawn cracker circa 1974.

[Huxleys Babkins]

A tearful Russell Grant takes a pregnancy test in the toilet of Pizza Express in Camberley.

[Glebe]

Bradley Walsh polishes off a packet of organic figs in a Dunstable water closet.

[Lord Mandrake]

Normski, selling women on Staples corner.

[Glebe]

Googi the Liverpool Duck looses her Tesco Clubcard in the Wirral. Gratefully, it is handed in to the local police station by a mysterious stranger. That mysterious stranger is Gordon the Gopher.