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Celebrities doing things in places.

Started by Glebe, January 28, 2019, 02:36:46 AM

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dex

Snoop Dogg wrestles a badger in Meldreth. Upon his victory, he hotboxes a red telephone booth.

Chollis

Neil 'Razor' Ruddock absolutely cunting it round the Go Kart track in Knebworth

dex

Mr Oizo comes to your house to read your electric meter.

Glebe

You wouldn't expect to find Barry Manilow playing bowls in Dymchurch, but there you go.

Egghead Tremendous Knowledge Dave rides around the Aintree track on an eland.

The woman who is the lead singer of the Cowboy Junkies pops into a Nando's in Perthshire.

Roy Hudd goes scuba diving with George Clooney in Alabama. It's a funny old world, innit?


Harry Styles struggles to configure a Raspberry Pi in Havant.

Steve Backshall uses the toilet in a Mercedes-Benz dealership in Northampton.

Glebe

2075, Hong Kong. Holographic star Zen Weng takes a spacepod to Mars to purchase a Double Decker bar for 25,000 space credits.

Chollis

Anthony Worral Thompson loses his rag outside a Zizzi's in Chiswick

dex

Krishnan Guru-Murphy steps in dog shit in Luton and treads it through Debenhams' carpet -muttering that his tan brogues are brand new this week.

dex

At a Mablethorpe branch of Weatherspoons Jon Snow repeats his observation that he's never seen so many white faces.

Glebe

Colin Baker has an existential crisis in Malvern.

Glebe

Melvyn Bragg wolfs down a bag of frozen sugar snap peas near Lerwick.

Lord Mandrake

Don Letts making inappropriate sculptures of swans in Bude.

dr_christian_troy

Gwen Stefani straddles a pug drunkenly outside of O'Neill's in Bromley. The pug's eyes pop out and Gwen is arrested.

Glebe

Gary Barlow loses his temper and stuffs his daughter's Bratz dolls down an abandoned couch in a Sheffield skip.

Lenny Henry can't hold it any longer and stops his car in a field near Morecambe. "Fucking nectar," he gasps as he douses a barley-clump in piss.

Rachel Riley hang-glides into Stornoway carrying a basket of vegetables for hungry locals!

Rhod Gilbert finds an old melted Yorkie bar in his duffel coat while waiting for his flight to Athens.

dex

Quote from: Glebe on August 08, 2019, 04:36:45 PM
Lenny Henry can't hold it any longer and stops his car in a field near Morecambe. "Fucking nectar," he gasps as he douses a barley-clump in piss.

BANG ON!

Sadhguru lets off some firecrackers in Swanage and laughs a deep belly laugh in the faces of confused pensioners.

Glebe

Jason Flemyng buys a toucan in Nevada and chats with it as they roll down a canyon together.

Sadie Frost castigates an apple turnover in a car park in Bavaria.

Mick Miller goes into a chemist in Grimsby and cheekily asks for a comb!

Steve Pemberton shoves Gary Oldman into the side of Piccadilly Circus.

Glebe

Roger Taylor throws a small child over a steeple in Kerry.

Melanie Sykes deliberately farts beside Emma Bunton in line in a cake shop in Coventry. Bunton registers her displeasure with a small frown.

Paul Rodgers puts a bacon sarnie beneath a bramble bush in Kent. "That's for the hedgehogs, that sambo!" he tells himself.

David Hasselhoff ruins Thanksgiving for a dolphin by smashing a frozen turkey on its face at a SeaWorld in Lagos.

Glebe

Wanda Ventham discourages a dentist from buying a 4K Blu-ray player in an electronics store in Gambia.

Penelope Keith stabs Mick Hucknall in the face with one of those bobbing bird things. In Vietnam.

Rodrigo y Gabriela sucker-punch Jamie Bell beneath Marble Arch.

Van Morrison kills a squirrel in Morocco.

Glebe

Martina Hingis makes a corncrake uncomfortable during a live TV debate in Pasadena.

Fred Savage calls for Scottish independence atop a skyscraper in downtown Burundi.

Sean Bean does the breakdancing on a stretch of avenue just outside Pittsburgh.

Cerys Matthews bungie jumps off a crevice next to Mongolia.

Glebe

Hannah Gordon holds up a Spar in Caerphilly and robs all the Fairy Liquid.

Former Smashing Pumpkins bassist D'arcy Wretzky pours a bowl of boiled sweets into her handbag in a pizza restaurant in Buffalo, telling the waitress, "Complementary, ain't they?"

EastEnders' Steve McFadden chases Dexys Midnight Runners singer Kevin Rowland around a Marks & Sparks in Chepstow screaming, "You haven't had a hit since 1986's 'Because of You', which was used as the theme for Karl Howman-starring sitcom Brush Strokes... whad'appened?!?"

Copenhagen, the 1800s, and young Danish philosopher Søren Kierkegaard discovers a single, shining Danish krone in the schoolyard and subsequently raids the tuckshop! "Now for a feast - sloo!" he says, in Danish of course.

Lord Mandrake

Ben Fogle huffing nitrous on Lafayette st

Macy Gray shitting in a bag in Calais.

Buster Bloodvessel soothing a dying pigeon in the international space station.

dex

Kanye West turns his nose up to a pint of bitter in Yorkshire

Mick Fleetwood goes paint balling in the Wirral

Frank Harper turns over a KFC in Somerset

Glebe

James Corden runs over a tramp on his way to host his big American show in the Hollywood. "Nobody famous, fuck 'im."

Peter Sissons becomes emotional whilst waiting in the fast lane line in a Tesco Express in Cromer. "It seems the machines have finally taken over," he sighs at the young girl ahead of him.

Billie Piper puts two couches on Wimbledon Common and does her own new chat show entitled Piper's People, using local folks as guests and pretending there is a camera filming it.

Jamie Cullum pours a packet of fizzy sherbet into a bloke's pint outside a pub in Derbyshire and legs it.

Bazooka

Christopher Biggins is clocked by a speed camera doing 120 miles per hour, whilst fisting himself in Fife.

Glebe

Ray Davies leaves a haricot on Mark Lamarr's doorstep.

Michael Caine pumps three grand's worth of caviar into Nigel Mansell's arsehole in Peterborough.

Naomi Watts shoves a shopping trolley down a steep hill for kicks in Barnsley.

Tom Waits enjoys a bowl of Special K in a motel in Skegness.

dex

H from Steps shits into a copy of Chronicle of the 20th Century and slams it shut, making an ornate "shitterfly" at a Truro library.

dr_christian_troy

Lee Ryan from Blue shags a barmaid in a pub toilet in Bromley on New Year's Eve. He brags about it on a radio show a few days later, much to the embarrassment of the barmaid. Little does he realise that he has chlamydia.





This actually happened.

Glebe

Lionel Blair discovers a way to revive the souls of the dead in Wisbech.

Miley Cyrus necks a bottle of summer fruits flavour Oasis down a pathway in St. Ives. "Ahhh, I were fucking thirsty as fuck, I tell thee!"

Deborah Meaden tots up her spending for the week in the kitchen of her new Bromley maisonette. "Overspent by 32p. Knew them Munch Bunch dessert yogurts were an extravagance!"

Barry from Eggheads brews up a mug of Maxwell House in a friend's kitchenette in Hartlepool. "I'm going to enjoy this!" he convinces himself.

Glebe

Kenny Loggins munches a fig roll in Moldova.

Al Pacino kicks a can around a housing estate in Burnage for a while.

Ken Watanabe harries a goblin near the Seychelles.

Su Pollard does something scandalous with a sponge cake in Redcar.