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Celebrities doing things in places.

Started by Glebe, January 28, 2019, 02:36:46 AM

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rasta-spouse

Mandy Moore shuffling through her catalogue of Pearl Jam albums on an ipod in Encino, Los Angeles notices someone's egged Dan Ackroyd's house again




Ray Travez

Richard Madeley looks sideways shifty and pockets a Ginster's pasty, in Morrisons Caerphilly.

ToneLa

Hugh Grant gets a dirty in-car black-fetish suckjob in the mid-nineties off no less a celebrity hooker than Sisqo

rasta-spouse

Martin Clunes desperately tries to attract a crowd by pretending a baby is trapped down a well in Llandudno


Gregory Torso

Hope Sandoval waxes the roof of her static caravan somewhere on the Ivory Coast as a sickle blade moon throbs weakly in the fog above.

thraxx


Mark Oaten stuffing a soiled pair of underwear into a suitcase in a brothel in Paddington.

Gregory Torso

Just imagine it! Hope Sandoval owning a caravan and getting on the roof to wax it! Wheeeeee! And maybe, maybe one of the Jesus and Mary Chain is sitting in an old deck chair drinking a can of Tizer and watching her. Ha ha YES! "Aye yer missed a bit, hen" he says, Scottishly.

dex

Tony Blair tweets an angry complaint to a North Hertfordshire leisure centre.

Ferris

Thom Yorke goes laser-questing in Acocks Green.

Glebe

The bloke who played Matlock in Matlock enjoys a Curly Wurly behind a hedge in Suffolk.

Nigella Lawson assembles a flat pack IKEA shelf on the French Riviera, much to the consternation of passing dickheads.

Gordon Brown wins big at a pontoon table in Vegas, and takes his massive winnings home to flash in Tony Blair's flipping face.

Connemara is the location for Ben Fogle, who uses the evocative surroundings to imagine a kind of misty fantasy world.

Gregory Torso

John Pienaar files the QR code off a Mobike and rides it through the centre of Guangzhou, singing Billy Idol's "Hot In The City" in a guttural baritone as he pedals.

dex

Peter Sissons tucks into a Nando's in Peterborough. Swerves any sort of spicy sauce.

Glebe

Flog It!'s Paul Martin drives around Glamorgan looking for a dry cleaners.

Nigel Mansell stuffs dried straw into the backend of an old volvo and stuffs a donkey in there in Glencoe.

Dennis Waterman finishes a can of cheap brand cherry cola on a strand in Calais and mutters something about the locals.

Catherine Tate slams a budgerigar against a lamppost in Surrey for an hour.

rasta-spouse

Tom Rosenthal attempts to find an Earth-conscious partner at a speed dating event in Crouch End


ToneLa

Scarlett Johansson trawls through the ashtrays on the outside tables at the Brookhouse pub on Smithdown Road, Liverpool, picking out smokeable stubs of old fags, and finishing the dregs of discarded pints. Bonus - she gobs out a fag end from one downed glass and nestles it between her tits; when it dries out she can light it. She calls such finds 'twofers'. Oh, nice - someone's chewy on the floor! Scarlett'll be having that.

Ray Travez

Beverley Hills. Marilyn Manson gets a birdie while enjoying a round of golf with J Mascis from Dinosaur Jnr. "I am the God of putt!" he cries.

Ray Travez

Thom Yorke on the phone to LaserQuest in Acocks Green hoping to locate a missing contact lens. "You are being held in a queue. Your call will be answered soon"

Glebe

Jason Manford Ronseals a Koala in Bermondsey to the astonishment of onlooking zoo-goers.

John Cena devises a brand new computer language inside a giant clear plastic bubble in Alice Springs.

The ghost of Keith Moon examines apricots in Crouch End.

Michael Bolton converts to Judaism during a day out at Alton Towers.

Whoopi Goldberg tosses a broken Buckaroo! horse into a skip in Guernsey.

And Ana Matronic duct tapes a squirrel to a fire engine in Hove!

Gregory Torso

Will Self spends an afternoon listening to black box recordings of doomed aircraft and nodding sagely.

pancreas

Somewhere in Hertfordshire, Andrew Neil feeds partridge meat into a mincer, crying with laughter.

dex

Justin Hawkins takes the playing it totally straight schtick to new levels by casually walking along Lowestoft's high street with his erect cock hanging out of his fly and nodding at passers by.

dex

Freddy Flintoff goes large on a Double Whopper meal at South Mimms services.

Glebe

Molly Ringwald is delighted to discover she has the exact right fare in change at a bus stop in Cheshire.

Peter Andre contradicts a penguin in Henley-on-Thames.

Gary Busey uses a woodwork ruler to dislodge a piece of Toblerone from behind a desk in his Magaluf hotel room.

Donald Trump purchases a stale scone for 10p at a market in Bath.

David Attenborough enjoys a romantic lunch with Amy Schumer in Coventry.

Gary Numan circumnavigates downtown Toronto on a tricycle.

non capisco

An ice cream van driving away at dusk, Del Amitri are watching.

Bronzy

Mark Lester notes how they've built a Starbucks next to the KFC at Great Western Retail Park in Drumchapel.

"That's good, because Starbucks don't really do any actual food, so you can just nip over" he quietly mentions to his live-in girlfriend, who isn't really listening as she can't tell whether or not B&M Bargains is open but near shutting time or actually shut

rasta-spouse

Aaron Barschak cruising for chuckles on the M20 near Ashford accidentally stumbles across Alan Rickman's hushed-up lime grove.


greenman

Quote from: Gregory Torso on February 27, 2019, 03:20:42 PM
Will Self spends an afternoon listening to black box recordings of doomed aircraft and nodding sagely.

In Nuneaton

PlanktonSideburns


Glebe

Mark Kermode redefines the meaning of physics in a park in Leeuwen.

Bazooka

Paul Hollywood bakes a cake that only attracts rapists in a B&Q car park.