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dex

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #570 on: August 06, 2019, 04:32:55 PM »
Snoop Dogg wrestles a badger in Meldreth. Upon his victory, he hotboxes a red telephone booth.

Chollis

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #571 on: August 06, 2019, 04:36:12 PM »
Neil 'Razor' Ruddock absolutely cunting it round the Go Kart track in Knebworth

dex

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #572 on: August 06, 2019, 04:59:13 PM »
Mr Oizo comes to your house to read your electric meter.

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #573 on: August 07, 2019, 10:04:34 AM »
You wouldn't expect to find Barry Manilow playing bowls in Dymchurch, but there you go.

Egghead Tremendous Knowledge Dave rides around the Aintree track on an eland.

The woman who is the lead singer of the Cowboy Junkies pops into a Nando's in Perthshire.

Roy Hudd goes scuba diving with George Clooney in Alabama. It's a funny old world, innit?


Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #574 on: August 07, 2019, 11:51:08 AM »
Harry Styles struggles to configure a Raspberry Pi in Havant.

Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #575 on: August 07, 2019, 12:04:13 PM »
Steve Backshall uses the toilet in a Mercedes-Benz dealership in Northampton.

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #576 on: August 07, 2019, 12:12:02 PM »
2075, Hong Kong. Holographic star Zen Weng takes a spacepod to Mars to purchase a Double Decker bar for 25,000 space credits.

Chollis

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #577 on: August 07, 2019, 01:37:55 PM »
Anthony Worral Thompson loses his rag outside a Zizzi's in Chiswick

dex

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #578 on: August 07, 2019, 01:43:30 PM »
Krishnan Guru-Murphy steps in dog shit in Luton and treads it through Debenhams' carpet -muttering that his tan brogues are brand new this week.

dex

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #579 on: August 07, 2019, 04:26:34 PM »
At a Mablethorpe branch of Weatherspoons Jon Snow repeats his observation that he's never seen so many white faces.

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #580 on: August 07, 2019, 11:01:13 PM »
Colin Baker has an existential crisis in Malvern.

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #581 on: August 08, 2019, 10:41:08 AM »
Melvyn Bragg wolfs down a bag of frozen sugar snap peas near Lerwick.

Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #582 on: August 08, 2019, 10:55:08 AM »
Don Letts making inappropriate sculptures of swans in Bude.

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #583 on: August 08, 2019, 02:32:05 PM »
Gwen Stefani straddles a pug drunkenly outside of O'Neill's in Bromley. The pug's eyes pop out and Gwen is arrested.

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #584 on: August 08, 2019, 04:36:45 PM »
Gary Barlow loses his temper and stuffs his daughter's Bratz dolls down an abandoned couch in a Sheffield skip.

Lenny Henry can't hold it any longer and stops his car in a field near Morecambe. "Fucking nectar," he gasps as he douses a barley-clump in piss.

Rachel Riley hang-glides into Stornoway carrying a basket of vegetables for hungry locals!

Rhod Gilbert finds an old melted Yorkie bar in his duffel coat while waiting for his flight to Athens.

dex

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #585 on: August 08, 2019, 05:29:54 PM »
Lenny Henry can't hold it any longer and stops his car in a field near Morecambe. "Fucking nectar," he gasps as he douses a barley-clump in piss.

BANG ON!

Sadhguru lets off some firecrackers in Swanage and laughs a deep belly laugh in the faces of confused pensioners.

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #586 on: August 08, 2019, 06:29:36 PM »
Jason Flemyng buys a toucan in Nevada and chats with it as they roll down a canyon together.

Sadie Frost castigates an apple turnover in a car park in Bavaria.

Mick Miller goes into a chemist in Grimsby and cheekily asks for a comb!

Steve Pemberton shoves Gary Oldman into the side of Piccadilly Circus.

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #587 on: August 09, 2019, 02:04:42 PM »
Roger Taylor throws a small child over a steeple in Kerry.

Melanie Sykes deliberately farts beside Emma Bunton in line in a cake shop in Coventry. Bunton registers her displeasure with a small frown.

Paul Rodgers puts a bacon sarnie beneath a bramble bush in Kent. "That's for the hedgehogs, that sambo!" he tells himself.

David Hasselhoff ruins Thanksgiving for a dolphin by smashing a frozen turkey on its face at a SeaWorld in Lagos.

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #588 on: August 10, 2019, 12:56:43 AM »
Wanda Ventham discourages a dentist from buying a 4K Blu-ray player in an electronics store in Gambia.

Penelope Keith stabs Mick Hucknall in the face with one of those bobbing bird things. In Vietnam.

Rodrigo y Gabriela sucker-punch Jamie Bell beneath Marble Arch.

Van Morrison kills a squirrel in Morocco.

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #589 on: August 10, 2019, 10:33:32 PM »
Martina Hingis makes a corncrake uncomfortable during a live TV debate in Pasadena.

Fred Savage calls for Scottish independence atop a skyscraper in downtown Burundi.

Sean Bean does the breakdancing on a stretch of avenue just outside Pittsburgh.

Cerys Matthews bungie jumps off a crevice next to Mongolia.

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #590 on: August 11, 2019, 07:18:55 PM »
Hannah Gordon holds up a Spar in Caerphilly and robs all the Fairy Liquid.

Former Smashing Pumpkins bassist D'arcy Wretzky pours a bowl of boiled sweets into her handbag in a pizza restaurant in Buffalo, telling the waitress, "Complementary, ain't they?"

EastEnders' Steve McFadden chases Dexys Midnight Runners singer Kevin Rowland around a Marks & Sparks in Chepstow screaming, "You haven't had a hit since 1986's 'Because of You', which was used as the theme for Karl Howman-starring sitcom Brush Strokes... whad'appened?!?"

Copenhagen, the 1800s, and young Danish philosopher Søren Kierkegaard discovers a single, shining Danish krone in the schoolyard and subsequently raids the tuckshop! "Now for a feast - sloo!" he says, in Danish of course.

Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #591 on: August 11, 2019, 07:39:27 PM »
Ben Fogle huffing nitrous on Lafayette st

Macy Gray shitting in a bag in Calais.

Buster Bloodvessel soothing a dying pigeon in the international space station.

dex

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #592 on: August 11, 2019, 07:45:05 PM »
Kanye West turns his nose up to a pint of bitter in Yorkshire

Mick Fleetwood goes paint balling in the Wirral

Frank Harper turns over a KFC in Somerset

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #593 on: August 11, 2019, 08:31:28 PM »
James Corden runs over a tramp on his way to host his big American show in the Hollywood. "Nobody famous, fuck 'im."

Peter Sissons becomes emotional whilst waiting in the fast lane line in a Tesco Express in Cromer. "It seems the machines have finally taken over," he sighs at the young girl ahead of him.

Billie Piper puts two couches on Wimbledon Common and does her own new chat show entitled Piper's People, using local folks as guests and pretending there is a camera filming it.

Jamie Cullum pours a packet of fizzy sherbet into a bloke's pint outside a pub in Derbyshire and legs it.

Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #594 on: August 12, 2019, 11:57:31 AM »
Christopher Biggins is clocked by a speed camera doing 120 miles per hour, whilst fisting himself in Fife.

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #595 on: August 15, 2019, 11:26:53 AM »
Ray Davies leaves a haricot on Mark Lamarr's doorstep.

Michael Caine pumps three grand's worth of caviar into Nigel Mansell's arsehole in Peterborough.

Naomi Watts shoves a shopping trolley down a steep hill for kicks in Barnsley.

Tom Waits enjoys a bowl of Special K in a motel in Skegness.

dex

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #596 on: August 15, 2019, 11:58:51 PM »
H from Steps shits into a copy of Chronicle of the 20th Century and slams it shut, making an ornate "shitterfly" at a Truro library.

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #597 on: August 16, 2019, 12:12:29 PM »
Lee Ryan from Blue shags a barmaid in a pub toilet in Bromley on New Year’s Eve. He brags about it on a radio show a few days later, much to the embarrassment of the barmaid. Little does he realise that he has chlamydia.





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Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #598 on: August 16, 2019, 03:37:46 PM »
Lionel Blair discovers a way to revive the souls of the dead in Wisbech.

Miley Cyrus necks a bottle of summer fruits flavour Oasis down a pathway in St. Ives. "Ahhh, I were fucking thirsty as fuck, I tell thee!"

Deborah Meaden tots up her spending for the week in the kitchen of her new Bromley maisonette. "Overspent by 32p. Knew them Munch Bunch dessert yogurts were an extravagance!"

Barry from Eggheads brews up a mug of Maxwell House in a friend's kitchenette in Hartlepool. "I'm going to enjoy this!" he convinces himself.

Glebe

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Re: Celebrities doing things in places.
« Reply #599 on: August 17, 2019, 02:32:40 AM »
Kenny Loggins munches a fig roll in Moldova.

Al Pacino kicks a can around a housing estate in Burnage for a while.

Ken Watanabe harries a goblin near the Seychelles.

Su Pollard does something scandalous with a sponge cake in Redcar.