Author Topic: The Bill, but in haiku  (Read 266 times)

lebowskibukowski

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The Bill, but in haiku
« on: January 28, 2019, 04:41:24 PM »
Federation Rep
was the dream of Reg Hollis
curses to Nick Klein

lebowskibukowski

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Re: The Bill, but in haiku
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2019, 04:43:41 PM »
La Roux's mum Ackland,
tempted by drunken Carver
nearly fucked by Kent

Norton Canes

  • The leper heart will see you for what you are
Re: The Bill, but in haiku
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2019, 04:47:11 PM »
Pairs of feet walking
Over rain-soaked cobbled street
End of episode

Re: The Bill, but in haiku
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2019, 04:53:06 PM »
Best call for backup
Jasmine Allen Estate that
Careful mate, careful

lebowskibukowski

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Re: The Bill, but in haiku
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2019, 04:56:26 PM »
Pairs of feet walking
Over rain-soaked cobbled street
End of episode
*doffs cap*

Re: The Bill, but in haiku
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2019, 07:40:49 PM »

Jobbing actress sighs
Not even been in The Bill
Or Holby City

BlodwynPig

  • Throwing two dogs at a goblin
Re: The Bill, but in haiku
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2019, 09:42:27 PM »
Burnside once appeared
In an early episode of Bergerac
See my thread

petrilTanaka

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Re: The Bill, but in haiku
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2019, 11:42:42 PM »
bob cryer is there
shouting from behind a desk
do-do do-do doo

Cuellar

  • Push off my wire
Re: The Bill, but in haiku
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2019, 09:27:54 PM »
But I only had
A starter and a small beer
I don't think it's fair

ToneLa

  • Kill your masters
Re: The Bill, but in haiku
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2019, 09:56:10 PM »
Left foot, right foot, so
These days it would be just chicks
Nothing wrong with that.

Fisher Goes Berserk

  • Mayhem. Police cars.
Re: The Bill, but in haiku
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2019, 10:41:28 PM »
BAM dow now now now
now now now niddle-ow now
(duh dun dun dun dun)