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The Bill, but in haiku

Started by lebowskibukowski, January 28, 2019, 04:41:24 PM

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lebowskibukowski

Federation Rep
was the dream of Reg Hollis
curses to Nick Klein

lebowskibukowski

La Roux's mum Ackland,
tempted by drunken Carver
nearly fucked by Kent

Norton Canes

Pairs of feet walking
Over rain-soaked cobbled street
End of episode

Sebastian Cobb

Best call for backup
Jasmine Allen Estate that
Careful mate, careful

lebowskibukowski

Quote from: Norton Canes on January 28, 2019, 04:47:11 PM
Pairs of feet walking
Over rain-soaked cobbled street
End of episode
*doffs cap*

thraxx


Jobbing actress sighs
Not even been in The Bill
Or Holby City

BlodwynPig

Burnside once appeared
In an early episode of Bergerac
See my thread

petril

bob cryer is there
shouting from behind a desk
do-do do-do doo

Cuellar

But I only had
A starter and a small beer
I don't think it's fair

ToneLa

Left foot, right foot, so
These days it would be just chicks
Nothing wrong with that.

Fisher Goes Berserk

BAM dow now now now
now now now niddle-ow now
(duh dun dun dun dun)