If You Could Kill Piers Morgan And Get Away With It, Would You?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

....after all, he is still a human being, and it's not like he's a war criminal or something, he's just an annoying arsehole. There is also the risk you would have his death on your conscience.

So, what's it to be, then ?

[Blumf]

I have the distinct impression that he gets a mild sexual thrill from the idea that people would like to kill him. So, no.

[bgmnts]

Yes.

I don't think I would be punished by any legal or moral authority.

[Prison Biscuits]

I would rather just have him erased from everyone's consciousness.

[bim sherman shirts]

But would it be a question of having his death on your conscience, or having his death on your cv?

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Yes.

I don't think I would be punished by any legal or moral authority.

I *did* kind of imply that in the title of the thread, you thick cunt.

[BlodwynPig]

I would rather just have him erased from everyone's consciousness.

Nature abhors a void.

[Buelligan]

Absolutely Piggers, absolutely.

I would not kill him.  He does not interest me enough.

[Monsieur Verdoux]

he's a professional troll who repeatedly monetises his notoriety. i wouldn't even spit on him, let alone kill him. he's nobody

[bgmnts]

I *did* kind of imply that in the title of the thread, you thick cunt.

I just wanted to reinforce what a moral act it would be.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Not martyring that cunt.

[Crabwalk]

Pliers: organ.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I'd do it with my puny fists.

It'd take ages.

[Cloud]

Only with LOGIC and post it to Youtube

[jobotic]

I'd make him poor.

[Alberon]

I'd make him live in a pit with Katie Hopkins.

[Blumf]

I'd make him live in a pit with Katie Hopkins.

Leave a TV camera down there and tell them it's still broadcasting.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I'd make him live in a pit with Katie Hopkins.

[a duncandisorderly]

I'd make him live in a pit with Katie Hopkins.

just... something... that makes both of these nasty attention whores utterly insignificant. & poor. that as well, yes.
but not death. I'd want them to suffer being ignored, because they'd surely hate that.

[Paul Calf]

No. But more than anything, I'd like to see him and all the other plutocrats: Cameron, Osborne, Johnson, May and her husband, etc... homeless, reduced to poverty and begging for food. Because they will never, ever feel even a fraction of the pain that they inflict on others.

[Nowhere Man]

No i'd rather him fade into obscurity. I will gladly piss on his grave once he's dead however.

[Huxleys Babkins]

I'd make him live in a pit with Katie Hopkins.

They'll start doing stuff with each other, though. Just 20 minutes in the pit and you'd start hearing slapping and grunting noises. Dirty bastards.

[a duncandisorderly]

They'll start doing stuff with each other, though. Just 20 minutes in the pit and you'd start hearing slapping and grunting noises. Dirty bastards.

good point. we'd have to neuter them. imagine the monstrous creature they could hatch if they were able to procreate in their pit. fucking fuck.

shitting CHRIST

[Sherman Krank]

I'd silently and methodically batter him to within an inch of his life and then stop and say 'Oh sorry mate, I thought you were someone else'.

[Thursday]

Presumably when you say "get away with it" you mean everyone would know you did it, it's just that you don't get convicted for it because everyone celebrates you as a hero?

[thecuriousorange]

He's really popular and if you kill him you'll turn him into a martyr/hero. I'd rather see him live and be #cancelled. But actually cancelled. Rolf level.

[Thursday]

I've never heard of anyone liking Piers Morgan. It's utterly baffling to me, surely the only explanation for his career is having dirt on people, he's one of the most universally loathed people in the country.

[The Lurker]

I'm no fan of Piers Morgan but you have to admit, he is a cunt.

[kalowski]

I recall Stephen Fry's definition of Countryside: to murder Piers Morgan.

[Sebastian Cobb]