How to win over Pancreas and defeat the odds

[thenoise]

The green and blue are periodic orbits, so you were close

Is there anything the feminists won't take over and make about their fannies?

[Mr. Internet]

This is easy. Get Jean-Pierre Serre to act as your wingman.

[pancreas]

This is easy. Get Jean-Pierre Serre to act as your wingman.

This is very good advice. Not sure if he knows much about modelling anaerobic digestion tho.

[BlodwynPig]

Tales from Topological Oceans - An Unfinished Novel by P. Ancreas (Fields Medal, 2021). (Forward by Blodwyn T. Pig, former academic).

[steve98]

Are you doing research Pig? Or what? We can't advise you without some details. All you've given us is - You and Pancreas do sums, and he holds your future in his hands. Can you say, in one sentence, what your research is about?

[Twed]

If you need to hire somebody to tell you to stop being such maths pricks I'm game

OH SORRY, I MEAN I'M 4% GAME OVER EPSILON INTEGRAL CUNT + 9 SUBSCRIPT ANUSOL

[BlodwynPig]

Are you doing research Pig? Or what? We can't advise you without some details. All you've given us is - You and Pancreas do sums, and he holds your future in his hands. Can you say, in one sentence, what your research is about?

It is legion.

I model and analyse the models of microbially-driven processes such as wastewater treatment, anaerobic digestion, initially with reduced dimensional systems taking an analytical approach and also numerically for more complex systems such as biofilm development in nitrification-denitrification. I also consider the data-driven models/machine learning for process optimisation and control, fault detection and diagnosis, and soft-sensing.

It's not all trivial though, we've been struggling for a year to develop the correct numerical approach to simulate a 1 dimensional hybrid reactor (biofilm/planktonic) with detachment and attachment processes. We're close to solving it and I will post the subsequent publication in H.S. Art.

[BlodwynPig]

If you need to hire somebody to tell you to stop being such maths pricks I'm game

OH SORRY, I MEAN I'M 4% GAME OVER EPSILON INTEGRAL CUNT + 9 SUBSCRIPT ANUSOL

I'm not maths prick, it is a means to an end...i.e. the end of Nitrite Oxidising Bacteria which are bastards to get rid of and DIRECTLY IMPACT YOUR LIFE!

And if anyone is thinking I'm up my own arse, this is good practice as my fellowship requires me to explain my work to the THICK CUNT ON THE STREET from time to time.

[Twed]

It's affectionate ribbing. That's why I have to stab you both

[Twed]

I'm honestly not sure why I decided I had to be really aggressive about this with a vaguely mathematical theme. My heart's not in but I'm somehow duty bound.

[BlodwynPig]

It's affectionate ribbing. That's why I have to stab you both

Rib away Sin(θ)/Cos(θ) = Rib(θ)

[Twed]

Rib away Sin(θ)/Cos(θ) = Rib(θ)

No need to go on a tangent

[monkfromhavana]

It is legion.

I model and analyse the models of microbially-driven processes such as wastewater treatment, anaerobic digestion, initially with reduced dimensional systems taking an analytical approach and also numerically for more complex systems such as biofilm development in nitrification-denitrification. I also consider the data-driven models/machine learning for process optimisation and control, fault detection and diagnosis, and soft-sensing.

It's not all trivial though, we've been struggling for a year to develop the correct numerical approach to simulate a 1 dimensional hybrid reactor (biofilm/planktonic) with detachment and attachment processes. We're close to solving it and I will post the subsequent publication in H.S. Art.

...but what exactly do you do?

[bgmnts]

It is legion.

I model and analyse the models of microbially-driven processes such as wastewater treatment, anaerobic digestion, initially with reduced dimensional systems taking an analytical approach and also numerically for more complex systems such as biofilm development in nitrification-denitrification. I also consider the data-driven models/machine learning for process optimisation and control, fault detection and diagnosis, and soft-sensing.

It's not all trivial though, we've been struggling for a year to develop the correct numerical approach to simulate a 1 dimensional hybrid reactor (biofilm/planktonic) with detachment and attachment processes. We're close to solving it and I will post the subsequent publication in H.S. Art.

Jargon overload.

[BlodwynPig]

Jargon overload.

jargon is just words you don't understand

what do you do?

[BlodwynPig]

...but what exactly do you do?

you know the answer to this

Post of CookdandBombd

[bgmnts]

jargon is just words you don't understand

what do you do?

I observe and analyse your mum.

[BlodwynPig]

I observe and analyse your mum.

take a break from the porn BGCNTS