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The Brutal ( Some Would Say Deserved ) Death Of Kim Goody
« on: January 31, 2019, 10:40:04 PM »
Well, what are we to make of this ?  Probably best not to dwell too much on the details of her death  especially the splitting of her flared Kenneth Williams- type nostrils by boat hook. The ground up glass forced up those certain orifices. The knees kicked repeatedly by the individual members of Aswad snarling " * we* got the  big hit out of that song, bitch! " Sandi Toksvig smashing her teeth out with a golf club , screaming " Oh, you were always the pretty one on " No. 73 " , Weren't you? Spit your shattered teeth out, and tell , through rivulets of blood how pretty you are now, missus!  Also, I never fancied you that much in the first fucking place! "
I'm truly sorry, but it sounds like a wonderful thing.

Re: The Brutal ( Some Would Say Deserved ) Death Of Kim Goody
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2019, 10:51:55 PM »
( Other brutal deaths are available )
( But not nearly quite as entertaining )

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Re: The Brutal ( Some Would Say Deserved ) Death Of Kim Goody
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2019, 11:04:11 PM »
Thought you meant Jade Goody then and I was about to lose it

Re: The Brutal ( Some Would Say Deserved ) Death Of Kim Goody
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2019, 05:31:03 AM »
Thought you meant Jade Goody then and I was about to lose it

Jade Goody died on Mother's Day, Didn't she ? Her children were really upset. They needn't have forked out for that card after all.

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Re: The Brutal ( Some Would Say Deserved ) Death Of Kim Goody
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2019, 07:44:09 AM »
EDIT: Too flippant