Snow thread 2019 - White Shite

[Fambo Number Mive]

Everywhere is covered in white shite. Pain in the arse. Some people have got their sledges out.

Fuck snow.

[ToneLa]

Not been snowing here, dunno what to tell you. Except that it's not been snowing here, I suppose, so I just have!

.... I feel left out. Again

[Fambo Number Mive]

Envious

I wonder how many dog turds are buried under snow across the UK. Imagine getting some snow to make a snowball and getting some dog turd.

[drummersaredeaf]

LOVE it. Anarchy in the UK.

[ToneLa]

When I was a lad, I threw at snowball at my dad, and he said for all I knew I'd just rolled up and hurled a ball of cat piss.

Which, being fair, would totally foreshadow the grown man I eventually became.

[Buelligan]

I can only echo the no snow here cry too.   

County Cork now, I understand it's being doing it on some mountains I know there.

[ToneLa]

Might hail later. Could assemble some kind of horrific shambles I insist is supposed to look human out of that kind of precipitation, toiling out there in the mud when it starts lashing down. A crumbling, stony ice-humanoid, filthy as its sodden creator, with a carrot for a nose and a cucumber for a cock, like its sodden creator. He will be suspiciously pile-shaped. Footie scarf lying there in the wet. Maybe even a hat.

Anything to evoke the simple, cosy majesty of a snowman, really. You will love my wintry creation as a brother. You will kiss him. You will frolic with glee, out there in the hail.

And if you protest - no, Tone, I'm not gambolling with that fucking thing in your garden at night, it's an abomination - I only frolic with snow men, snow, not hail, not sleet...That thing, that puddle of ice with wonky veg and a stovepipe hat, no mate, just no, that's not a man.

I would have exposed you for the worst kind of racist. A snow supremacist. I bet you'd barely even care I gave the man a hail family, a hail wife and, yes, hail kids. You disgust me. Now go play in the fucking hail.